To ask the last sentence you said aloud ?

[MrsMigginscoffee]

Just for fun as I've had to laugh at myself and remind myself I'm hormonal and it will pass. I just shouted ".oh fuck off Alexa you annoying bitch" as she ignored my request to stop a timer. AGAIN.
Anyone else slowly losing the plot?

“Why the fuck isn’t My5 working again”
I’ve been trying to watch The Inheritance on catch up all day, I managed episode 1 after about 4 hours of a blank screen. I tried again at 6.30 for episode 2 and the screen is blank again 🙇🏻‍♀️

Yeah we’ll see in the morning. Face is fucking murdering me right now. If it’s still like this at 8am then I might need to call in sick.

(Me tonight, post wisdom tooth removal… my entire face is swollen and in agony)

"Well fucking defrost yourselves then, see if I care!"
To the contents of the freezer that all fitted in until I pulled it all out to look for something & then just wouldn't go back (in my defense I'm having a very peri sort of day)

Hello baby, would you like some dinner? Yes, another one talking to their cat 🐈 😻

"She doesn't like me that much"

When a lovely man on the busy train home, offered his seat to my colleague so she could sit next to me. (She declined 🤣)

Now please stop telling me facts and go to sleep.

"I don't know, might be in the washing basket upstairs"

Boring laundry talk

Haha yes! Exactly right!

Very similar: "Oh you are a lovely boy"

My youngest son.....are you looking forward to Christmas me.....meh

Hes a football player.

@mumsofdragons I've threatened to throw the iPad into a river the next time she comes down. Have just said aloud 'it's me and you, mate, against the world' to the massive house spider who I have captured with a glass...

Not sure who is feeling more trapped by their current situation, me or Herbert (yes he now has a name)...

I'm going to do my hair.

(It's my usual monthly root touch up to hide my grey hairs)

'Don't put it down put it way' to myself about the stuff I had in my hand!

If you want boob stop shouting at it.

Said to nursing baby

Thank you, that looks lovely.
DH had made tea/dinner tonight.
Not a day goes by when either of us says this, been doing it for over 50 years.

Ok, we can give it our ten minute test.

"Excuse me, why is there a toilet in my living room?!"

Questioning dd as to why her rainbow high houses toilet was sitting in the middle of my coffee table!

How do you feel about cooked celery?

“Well I’m always thinking about The Roman Empire”

Oh, that's ridiculous

Said about the idiot who seems to think we're competing to see how much of my drive he can block before I can't use it. I don't know who he is so I can't politely ask him to stop it.

'I think I might have too many laundry baskets' after reading the thread about laundry baskets.

The bath is run, I don’t care which child
but one of you get in it 😂

Can't cope with this excitement so off to bed

Me to DH who is watching the football

"Just use the biggest sodding pan"