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To think that postbox toppers are an aberration and those who produce them should be shot at dawn (I should say 'light hearted' here but it goes against the grain)

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IrateAndUnhinged · 09/09/2023 20:15

That really.

Postbox toppers. Those crocheted monstrosities decorating every postbox within a 500 metres of GAILS bakery.

Why?

My AIBU is am I unreasonable for thinking they add no value to life and represent a huge drain on resources that could be better put to work creating reusable string bags.

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user1477391263 · 10/09/2023 00:17

I’m a knitter and crocheted and am not mad on these things. Unless the maker is going to be disciplined and take them away after a very short space of time, they are going to get manky pretty quickly. They should decorate their own front doors if they really want to do this kind of thing.

Emdubz · 10/09/2023 00:37

Never seen one, never heard of Gail and I hope it remains this way.

ALongHardWinter · 10/09/2023 00:37

AgnesNaismith Bollard hats?! I've never seen one of these!

cimena · 10/09/2023 00:38

Yanbu, they are not for me OP, not for me at all. Bunting is annoying as well

and Gail’s is just Pret for people who think they’re too good for Pret

CarterBeatsTheDevil · 10/09/2023 00:39

I don't like them nearly as much as I like the ones you sometimes see round tree trunks. So jaunty! Love it.

MissBattleaxe · 10/09/2023 00:42

They're cute as buttons and a lovely harmless way to cheer up something ordinary .

Fluffycloudsfloatinginthesky · 10/09/2023 00:47

We have a lady that does them locally and I love them. They are replaced regularly and always look good. They will have a seasonal theme.

We have had a summer trail of them for children. Unfortunately one of them has been stolen by teenagers

Gillstuck · 10/09/2023 00:52

I like them. Especially the one we have at Halloween outside our Co-op. Clever and quirky.

The kids used to enjoy going round the nearby pretty, historic town looking for them at Christmas time. They are too grown up for that now, sadly.

PRAMtran · 10/09/2023 01:19

I think they’re brilliant, also because I assume it’s mainly women out doing it it’s underrated. If banksy did one it would be worth thousands. My friend does it, it s a true art form.

IbizaToTheNorfolkBroads · 10/09/2023 06:34

I quite like them!

I live in a old woollen mill area. Every summer there is a textiles festival called "Woven in XXX", and the yarn bombing ramps up massively. You'd hate it @IrateAndUnhinged.

feralunderclass · 10/09/2023 06:56

I've only ever seen one in a village on holiday and I wondered who got the ingenious idea to do it. It really warmed my heart.
On a side note, never heard of Gail's, I assumed it was a greasy spoon rather than a naice ham establishment. Every day's a school day on MN.

To think that postbox toppers are an aberration and those who produce them should be shot at dawn (I should say 'light hearted' here but it goes against the grain)
whatchagonnado · 10/09/2023 06:56

@IrateAndUnhinged
Thank you for saying what I've been thinking for a long time!
They're naff and I really dislike the cutesy stuff. I admire the skill but postboxes look so much better without. No need to inflict your performance crochet on them

Sayitaintso33 · 10/09/2023 07:08

I am a firm Republican, but my favourite part of the Coronation was the fantastic postbox toppers in my small town.
So I'm afraid I don't agree with you.

Hardheadedwoman39 · 10/09/2023 07:21

The town I live in is riddled with them - all within 500m of Gails bakery. AND there is CCTV to protect them because the keep getting stolen.

They always look like saggy discarded toys after a few days.....

MagicClawHasNoChildren · 10/09/2023 07:44

I feel a bit bad - our Gail's Pantry chain is in no way affiliated with GAIL'S Bakery, so the proximity of toppers to Gail establishments must be a coincidence!

I bet their sandwiches are cheaper, though.

CoreopsisEverywhere · 10/09/2023 08:08

I love them! My village has them on the postbox and on bollards.

I had never heard of Gail’s and it seems my nearest one is 80 miles away.

LlynTegid · 10/09/2023 08:10

Can't say I have any strong view. More concerned with the lowering of the quality of the postal service and the closure or reduced hours of Post Offices.

Wisterical · 10/09/2023 08:33

I wish people would keep their crafty tat inside their own four walls.

IrateAndUnhinged · 10/09/2023 08:42

LlynTegid · 10/09/2023 08:10

Can't say I have any strong view. More concerned with the lowering of the quality of the postal service and the closure or reduced hours of Post Offices.

Maybe there's a correlation. My MIL lives right by a Waitrose, is similarly inflicted in the topper department she's not had post for two weeks.

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IrateAndUnhinged · 10/09/2023 08:51

Just came across this on their Instagram account. The conspiracy may be worse than I originally imagined. Are they going for phone box toppers next???

To think that postbox toppers are an aberration and those who produce them should be shot at dawn (I should say 'light hearted' here but it goes against the grain)
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EstoPerpetua · 10/09/2023 09:04

My son's school painted a phone box gold. Is that a topper by another name?

Anyotherdude · 10/09/2023 09:05

I read the last few words of the title as “it goes against the gran”🤣🤣🤣

IrateAndUnhinged · 10/09/2023 09:09

EstoPerpetua · 10/09/2023 09:04

My son's school painted a phone box gold. Is that a topper by another name?

Wasn't that something to do with the Olympics. Celebrating the birth postboxes of our glorious champions?

Doesn't affect the aesthetic of the box in the same way so ok in my mind. Niggling worry about post boxes as maternity homes though.

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BIossomtoes · 10/09/2023 09:14

Ain’t a problem @Hillfarmer. The world doesn’t revolve round you.

Flapjacker48 · 10/09/2023 09:22

@EarringsandLipstick There are really no post box toppers in RoI? I'm surprised due to the amount of pre 1922 post boxes still in place!

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