To ask what mumsnet post lives rent free in your head?

[mosiacmaker]

Just for fun.

Mine is the woman who posted for advice about what to do about her husband who was talking to their cat really sensually. Not baby talk but like sensuous loving ”ooh your fur is so good my darling pussycat” and it gave her the absolute ick.

Every time I talk to my dog I remember her and chuckle. I wonder how she’s doing 😂

Anyone remembers the woman who showed up at a hen weekend with her husband and baby?

Any post by @eatshitderek - I've always wondered exactly what Derek did to earn that 😃

did they ever find that ironing board? spent hours thinking how on earth an ironing board does a vanishing trick! jewellery books knickers keys yes but an ironing board?

Penis beaker one.
No is a complete sentence.
The one about spiders and laundry.

Also naked people in back garden hiding.

Yes. I miss her too. She was so entertaining. Far too young.

😂I remember this!

The penguin on a bus (spoiler alert: not a penguin!) was great

I was the penguin (actually a guillemot) on the bus (actually land train) poster. I still laugh when I remember that day.

I don't think she did!

I suspect she false memoried it and there wasn't an ironing board in that flat in the first place.

You're admitting to this?? 😂

thats so sad i often think about her

Talking of the woman who smuggled a penguin (actually a guillemot) onto a train...

My teacher friend told me about a boy who concealed an actual baby penguin in his backpack after a school trip to the zoo...the staff were none the wiser until their bus got back to school and the boy's mum started freaking out.

In my friend's shoes, I couldn't have resisted a 'pick up a penguin' joke.

I loved that thread, tho remember people getting fed up as a benign troll probably with a familiar writing style.

DS is quite fussy and I order his drive-through McDonalds like Rose Petel's hamwidge:

Bread
Mayo
Burger
Bread

I have laughed the most at Take a Break and also a woman who suspected her boyfriend was having an affair because she saw out of the corner of her eye messages on WhatsApp from someone called Bethany and he had written “you look beautiful”’

One helpful poster suggested in all seriousness that maybe it is a WhatsApp account for a cat and he was praising the beauty of said cat.

I cried with laughter when one MNer wrote very dryly “I very much doubt he is writing to a cat called Bethany to tell her she’s beautiful.”

My family still refers to Bethany the cat!

The one where another school parent had WhatsApped her to ask her to stop sending her kid to school with pringles! Because her kid was getting jealous and upset

@alargeoneforme @VeloVixen witnessed it, she wasn't the one who took it on the land train! I don't think anyone would admit to that 🤣

Does anybody remember the post where a woman was complaining about her tenants not paying rent - and a poster kept insisting in all seriousness that she should just gift the house to the tenants.

This one 🤣 I also cried silently laughing at this one on a platform waiting for a train! And also the one where the OP fancied a colleague and he was telling someone his address over the phone in the office and she put it into google maps to see where it was and her phone went into directions mode and announced the address it was directing her to so everyone could hear!!!!

Those virtue signal ones were very funny. Op would post about something outrageous a random nutter had done and the crazies would launch into what they would have done in her shoes - poor nutter you should have cooked them dinner / invited them in / given them your house. Maybe they were having a bad day?!

A good example was an aggressive woman turning up at ops house angry about a voluntary activity her Dh was kindly running. She yelled at op and even then posters twisted it into poor random and mean op! Incredible!

The woman whose top household tip was to put wellies covered with dog poo in the dishwasher. I still shudder thinking about it.

a woman who’s put in a new fence and her neighbour painted the other side of it (the neighbours side) a different colour. She was outraged and aggressive to any poster who posted in support of the neighbour.

Terry Wigan’s cock.

I can never unsee that.

Google it if you haven’t seen it - if you dare.

Wogan

Yes and that's a recurring theme. Landlords are evil scum according to the bible of MN. They should be swallowing substantial losses because that's the right thing to do, apparently. No, I'm not a landlord.

the m and s steak chips-assume it was a troll but funny

It is illegal to paint ypur neighbour's fence though.