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Village food competition

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Sweepies · 01/09/2023 14:14

This is mostly light-hearted, my village has a very large "show" every year with many tents, food vans, entertainment etc. They have the standard exhibitions you can enter, for photography, flower arranging, longest carrot, most attractive onion, etc.

I decided to enter one of the baking competitions with a friend to see if either one of us would place 1st, 2nd or 3rd. The prize for 1st place is £3! So all to play for as you can imagine.

The category was a baked item using ready made puff pastry, I decided to make a "posh" bacon and cheese turnover using some nice bacon, brie and cranberry - finished it off with sesame seeds. My friend made some kind of chorizo twist thing.

After entering it I noticed there we're probably about 15 entries in all, including a rival bacon and cheese turnover though it looked like something from Greggs - I wasn't too worried.

After judging was over and a couple of drinks we went to see the results, neither of us placed, and the bloody rival bacon and cheese turnovers won - but what really annoyed me was the judge hadn't tried a single thing!

Most (not all) items had been sliced in half once (??) but nothing tried. I assume they were sliced to see the quality of the pastry - but as we were told to use ready made pastry that seemed a bit redundant.

I thought okay fair enough, maybe the judge doesn't like puff pastry - but it was the same for every food item. The cake category, pies, salads, sandwiches, wraps - nothing was tasted, just cut in half once.

So Mrs. Judge wouldn't have known my posh pastry contained bloody expensive bacon, brie and cranberry as it never entered her mouth. This, to me, seems to go against the spirit of the competition. If I'd known it went on looks alone I'd have put a lot more effort into how it looked and not how it tasted.

All previous years, even after coming out of covid, at least a small portion of the food was tried, so maybe it's just the judge. Or maybe it's me, expecting too much from a cooking competition.

So, AIBU?

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StrawberrySquash · 01/09/2023 14:25

No, that's weird!

MargaretThursday · 01/09/2023 14:26

🤣
Didn't you know in villages this is how generations-long family feuds are started?

An unfair second in a village show.

Natureswick · 01/09/2023 14:29

Was the crap bacon and cheese turnover Baker related to the judge at all?
This is your first point of investigation, you were definitely robbed and I don't even need to see let alone taste the bakes to know this 🤣
Also I wonder if you live near me as we have a show like this but I've never been as I'm always away at the end of August.

How about show us a pic of your turnover, I'm always up for food pics

Kayte198999 · 01/09/2023 14:29

That's ridiculous, it wasn't a cake decorating competition! I wonder what the reason for not eating was as that is the whole point of food really. Masterchef isn't a plating competition. Sorry you used up your nice bacon, did you get to take it back home to enjoy?

Sweepies · 01/09/2023 14:31

Kayte198999 · 01/09/2023 14:29

That's ridiculous, it wasn't a cake decorating competition! I wonder what the reason for not eating was as that is the whole point of food really. Masterchef isn't a plating competition. Sorry you used up your nice bacon, did you get to take it back home to enjoy?

This is exactly what I said! I didn't take it home as you couldn't collect until the end of the day and I had to get back home - so it's also cost me a plate to add insult to injury. I did however make several "test runs" which my partner happily ate. (I really really wanted to win)

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Britneyfan · 01/09/2023 14:31

Super weird that they didn’t taste the food?! How annoying!

Sweepies · 01/09/2023 14:33

Pic of the turnover! Pre-slicing.

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BellaJuno · 01/09/2023 14:33

It sounds delicious OP, you woz robbed!

HollieHobbie · 01/09/2023 14:34

Village shows have their own unwritten set of rules. Have you lived there long enough to enter? 😁

To a lot of people we're still "the new people in the Jackson's house" despite living here 15 years.

Going back to the village show it's not about the food, it's whether it's your turn to win based on what you do in the community, how many clubs you go to in the village hall and if you play bingo every Friday and bank holiday.

😂

Thebigblueballoon · 01/09/2023 14:34

This screams of a fix to me - Auntie Mildred won, or something.
Also, what maniac wouldn’t try such delicious foods? They’d be rolling me out of the field.

BigOldBlue1 · 01/09/2023 14:35

I'd be more pissed off at the bullshit first prize. 3 fuckin quid??!

TooBigForMyBoots · 01/09/2023 14:37

Do not do that again OP, it could be dangerous. 9 out of 10 suspicious rural deaths are Villiage Fete related.

PuttingDownRoots · 01/09/2023 14:37

The mysteries of the village baking competition.

At least my scones were tried!

(I'm the only member of my family to have never won any rosettes!)

SnoozeToMe · 01/09/2023 14:40

Oh my! It sounds like the start of an episode of Midsomer Murders.

Sweepies · 01/09/2023 14:40

Glad to see I'm not totally bonkers! And in answer to the comments about a fix; all the entrants names were supposedly hidden, so I think the judge just had a bit of an aversion to....well, judging. Here is a pic post slicing. The top most bacon and cheese turnovers won first place, the rather....well done....onion pie thing won second place. Apparently one slice is all it takes to judge the quality!

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AffIt · 01/09/2023 14:41

I was once up in the supreme of show at a local county show on my hunter (who went to HOYS) where all sections were judged together - cattle, sheep, horses and ponies, industrial etc.

We were all beaten by a bloody scone. I'm still bitter about it. 😄

Haggisfish3 · 01/09/2023 14:44

Grrrr!! This reminds me of our local show. My ds aged four baked some biscuits with minimal help. Only entry in the class. We got second as they were slightly crispy on the edge!!!

Ostryga · 01/09/2023 14:46

Oh god, I once entered a jam competition with a (what I thought) stunning strawberry, rhubarb and rose jam. Perfectly set, not too sweet, rose not overpowering.

I got beat by some awful brown gooseberry concoction that was a liquid in the jar. I’d had some pimms by the time of judging and I had to take myself off home I was so outraged 😂

Sweepies · 01/09/2023 14:47

Haggisfish3 · 01/09/2023 14:44

Grrrr!! This reminds me of our local show. My ds aged four baked some biscuits with minimal help. Only entry in the class. We got second as they were slightly crispy on the edge!!!

Absolutely ruthless - cripsy edge makes the biscuit. I assume mine didn't place as they contained too much imagination and joy.

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GoogleWhacked · 01/09/2023 14:52

What I want to know is.... who was murdered at the village fete? And did DCI Barnaby solve the murder?

unfaircake · 01/09/2023 14:58

name changed as this is very outing, but since moving rurally I've started entering our local show, the first year my lemon drizzle got disqualified as it was too big!! It was on the generous side, but as I was picking it up one of the organisers caught up with me and told me how nice a cake it was but unfortunately it was just too big!!

I've embraced the pettiness though, this year DH and my mum all entered something. My lemon drizzle came 2nd this time!

IbizaToTheNorfolkBroads · 01/09/2023 14:59

It's a village show. The quality of the baking doesn't matter at all. How closely you are related to the judge does! How how much you may face inadvertently offended their uncle's dog in the past.

DD won the "garden in a seed tray" one year. It was an anonymous entry, in the kids categories, but the judge was my best friend's mother in law. It was a hard fought £2 prize, representing a 100% mark up on the entry fee.

OfMiceandWomen · 01/09/2023 15:00

My mum used to enter every year in our local show. She never won then one year she dropped all the scones on the floor after she had made them.
It was the only time she won.

harriethoyle · 01/09/2023 15:04

@AffIt I'm so sorry but that made me laugh - reminded me of the time I was overtaken by one inflatable boob in the finishing moments of a half marathon... 😝

PollyThePixie · 01/09/2023 15:08

OP, the turnovers that one are more delicate looking than yours with their shaped edges. Yours on the other hand look like real belly busters. They’d certainly fill a space and probably not even touch the sides on the way down. I know what would have got my vote.

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