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Village food competition

262 replies

Sweepies · 01/09/2023 14:14

This is mostly light-hearted, my village has a very large "show" every year with many tents, food vans, entertainment etc. They have the standard exhibitions you can enter, for photography, flower arranging, longest carrot, most attractive onion, etc.

I decided to enter one of the baking competitions with a friend to see if either one of us would place 1st, 2nd or 3rd. The prize for 1st place is £3! So all to play for as you can imagine.

The category was a baked item using ready made puff pastry, I decided to make a "posh" bacon and cheese turnover using some nice bacon, brie and cranberry - finished it off with sesame seeds. My friend made some kind of chorizo twist thing.

After entering it I noticed there we're probably about 15 entries in all, including a rival bacon and cheese turnover though it looked like something from Greggs - I wasn't too worried.

After judging was over and a couple of drinks we went to see the results, neither of us placed, and the bloody rival bacon and cheese turnovers won - but what really annoyed me was the judge hadn't tried a single thing!

Most (not all) items had been sliced in half once (??) but nothing tried. I assume they were sliced to see the quality of the pastry - but as we were told to use ready made pastry that seemed a bit redundant.

I thought okay fair enough, maybe the judge doesn't like puff pastry - but it was the same for every food item. The cake category, pies, salads, sandwiches, wraps - nothing was tasted, just cut in half once.

So Mrs. Judge wouldn't have known my posh pastry contained bloody expensive bacon, brie and cranberry as it never entered her mouth. This, to me, seems to go against the spirit of the competition. If I'd known it went on looks alone I'd have put a lot more effort into how it looked and not how it tasted.

All previous years, even after coming out of covid, at least a small portion of the food was tried, so maybe it's just the judge. Or maybe it's me, expecting too much from a cooking competition.

So, AIBU?

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gogomoto · 03/09/2023 09:46

Sorry that's odd, they tried everything here and I placed 3rd in the sandwiched sponge with filling (excluding traditional Victoria sponge) category with a lime and coconut sponge ... the ladies seemed peeved that I had placed though (blind judging!)

AllTheAll · 03/09/2023 13:11

Vitriolinsanity · 02/09/2023 13:21

Was the winner either a) head of the WI b) head of the PTA?

I came 2nd with my chicken liver pate. It was cut-throat, but I won a rose bush.

Less pressure in the Masterchef final.

Now it just sounds like they are swapping entries as prizes!

My onion tart came in second and I won a scone!
My horse was beaten by a scone but I won a ferret!

Actually not a bad idea...

Schmusimausi73 · 03/09/2023 13:41

I would really love to see the attractive onion 😂

PuttingDownRoots · 03/09/2023 15:43

DD would have been very happy winning a ferret! (She won the U16s cake decorating... definitely doesn't get that skill from me!)

AllTheAll · 03/09/2023 16:35

Really appreciate the feedback on all the entries and the results. A most satisfying thread. More judge's comments, please.

Littlechickenleg · 04/09/2023 06:21

The judges were probably vegan/vegetarian so couldn't try the food. Happens near me with the pie festival. One of the judges is vegan/vegetarian so how in earth they can judge overall winner is beyond me???

Fallingthroughclouds · 04/09/2023 11:23

To be fair on the poor judge I'm not sure I could stomach any of them either. The burnt onion is a special outrage.

Tellerium · 04/09/2023 11:32

They don't taste the ones at my local show either. They cut into them but the judging is done by eye. Mind you it's also meant to be anonymous but I've heard rumours they make a note of certain people's numbers and make sure they win a handful of prizes. Bit shit but tbh it might just be rumours as my daughter won some in the craft section and it was her first time entering.

Puddycatfan · 04/09/2023 11:38

AffIt · 01/09/2023 14:41

I was once up in the supreme of show at a local county show on my hunter (who went to HOYS) where all sections were judged together - cattle, sheep, horses and ponies, industrial etc.

We were all beaten by a bloody scone. I'm still bitter about it. 😄

...but how good was the scone's extended canter?

Weescottishwummin2 · 04/09/2023 12:28

My DD was entered into the Bonnie Baby competition at the village fete . She won first prize . I was chuffed to bits and could hardly wait on the local paper printing the winners name , they not only spelt her name wrong they also had the wrong address . So much for bragging rights .

1mabon · 04/09/2023 19:17

Get over it, if that's all you have to moan about you're extremely fortunate.

DdraigGoch · 04/09/2023 19:26

1mabon · 04/09/2023 19:17

Get over it, if that's all you have to moan about you're extremely fortunate.

ODFOD

ChannelyourinnerElsa · 05/09/2023 07:00

1mabon · 04/09/2023 19:17

Get over it, if that's all you have to moan about you're extremely fortunate.

Have you lost anything? Like your sense of humour?

S4mJune · 05/09/2023 07:25

I got 2 firsts in our village show and the prize for a first was 50p 😊 It cost me £1 to enter so I just got my money back. It was still really fun.

SonicStars · 05/09/2023 11:55

I'd love to win a ferret.
I'm now thinking about the possible ways to cheat a win in the heaviest turnip contest. I presume they'll cut them open to reveal any lead hidden inside so I need something that looks and cuts like turnip but is denser.

Maybe a swede in a turnip skin??

SingingKlingon · 06/09/2023 12:06

What a great thread! I love a thread where the person being mentioned joins the thread!

This definitely deserves to be in classics!

I want to know if the two of you meet up in the pub!!

Lollipopsicle · 10/09/2023 09:13

OnionTarteDisaster · 02/09/2023 07:51

Definitely me! This is the photo I sent to my friends in the dizzying excitement of coming 3rd and winning a whole £1. Little did I know it would all come crashing down just a short week later 😂

It did taste great though!

Yep, definitely burnt and not caramelised! 😂

Lollipopsicle · 10/09/2023 10:09

BeatenByAScone · 02/09/2023 18:31

Perhaps I need another name change to BeatenByAnAcrylicBlanket, but... my beret came second!

In all fairness to the judge, there was such a wide range of entries that it must have been very difficult to choose.

First prize went to the white crocheted blanket, and third to the blue crocheted octopus.

Oh, the detail in your beret though. Definition should have got 1st!

Lollipopsicle · 10/09/2023 10:10

Definitely! Damn it!

Spotsmum · 10/09/2023 10:44

Hunter? Isn't it a horse?

cassie2and2 · 10/09/2023 11:35

funny things around judging -- the table of bakes where a nibble had been taken out of each entry apart from one where there were a few crumbs and couple pieces of quiche arranged in a v sign left on the plate. The beautiful schnauzer that was disqualified after the Barbara Woodhouse type judge handled him a bit rough round his nether regions and he turned around and nipped her

cassie2and2 · 10/09/2023 12:20

cor where is that fireplace, I found one in a thrift shop with with gold embroidery a load of latin writing a crown and Balmoral on it

BlodynYGog · 10/09/2023 13:33

I was overtaken in the last 200m of the Cardiff Half by a man dressed as a giant peanut. She shame still burns.

Pliudev · 10/09/2023 13:53

I entered my three Yr old DS in the under 5s fancy dress competition at our village fete. He went as a bee and I made him a padded stripey body with sting and black hat with feelers. We were beaten by Hansel and Gretel who were wearing green shorts and t shirts. It was 40 years ago and the judge claims not to remember, but I do.

tameimpalas · 10/09/2023 14:17

Brilliant…still making me laugh now