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Village food competition

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Sweepies · 01/09/2023 14:14

This is mostly light-hearted, my village has a very large "show" every year with many tents, food vans, entertainment etc. They have the standard exhibitions you can enter, for photography, flower arranging, longest carrot, most attractive onion, etc.

I decided to enter one of the baking competitions with a friend to see if either one of us would place 1st, 2nd or 3rd. The prize for 1st place is £3! So all to play for as you can imagine.

The category was a baked item using ready made puff pastry, I decided to make a "posh" bacon and cheese turnover using some nice bacon, brie and cranberry - finished it off with sesame seeds. My friend made some kind of chorizo twist thing.

After entering it I noticed there we're probably about 15 entries in all, including a rival bacon and cheese turnover though it looked like something from Greggs - I wasn't too worried.

After judging was over and a couple of drinks we went to see the results, neither of us placed, and the bloody rival bacon and cheese turnovers won - but what really annoyed me was the judge hadn't tried a single thing!

Most (not all) items had been sliced in half once (??) but nothing tried. I assume they were sliced to see the quality of the pastry - but as we were told to use ready made pastry that seemed a bit redundant.

I thought okay fair enough, maybe the judge doesn't like puff pastry - but it was the same for every food item. The cake category, pies, salads, sandwiches, wraps - nothing was tasted, just cut in half once.

So Mrs. Judge wouldn't have known my posh pastry contained bloody expensive bacon, brie and cranberry as it never entered her mouth. This, to me, seems to go against the spirit of the competition. If I'd known it went on looks alone I'd have put a lot more effort into how it looked and not how it tasted.

All previous years, even after coming out of covid, at least a small portion of the food was tried, so maybe it's just the judge. Or maybe it's me, expecting too much from a cooking competition.

So, AIBU?

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ApplesinmyPocket · 01/09/2023 15:09

BigOldBlue1 · 01/09/2023 14:35

I'd be more pissed off at the bullshit first prize. 3 fuckin quid??!

It's £1.50 first prize at my local show!! £3 is damned generous!

Entered my asters in the 'Three asters in a vase' class recently. Only other entry was a jar FULL of sodding asters, probably twenty of the buggers, which was sure to be eliminated I thought or where would it all end? Two roses in the 3 Asters class? A cheese scone in the Victoria Sponge class?

I got third and 'ineligible multi-aster' entry got second. Judge didn't think either of us deserved a First.

Still, I enjoyed spending my 50p prize on one-tenth of a Mr Whippy.

It's a cruel business, that it is.

EvilElsa · 01/09/2023 15:11

AffIt · 01/09/2023 14:41

I was once up in the supreme of show at a local county show on my hunter (who went to HOYS) where all sections were judged together - cattle, sheep, horses and ponies, industrial etc.

We were all beaten by a bloody scone. I'm still bitter about it. 😄

As a fellow horsey HOYS person, I love this 😂

pumpkintits · 01/09/2023 15:16

Very strange to have a baking competition without actually trying any of the baking!!

Also, do you have a recipe for this delicious bacon/brie/pastry goodness? 🤤

Sweepies · 01/09/2023 15:20

pumpkintits · 01/09/2023 15:16

Very strange to have a baking competition without actually trying any of the baking!!

Also, do you have a recipe for this delicious bacon/brie/pastry goodness? 🤤

It's deffo put me off entering again lol! There wasn't really much of a recipe, just some of tesco's ready roll puff pastry, cut into a square and slap some streaky bacon in the middle (cooked about half way, will crisp up the rest of the way in the oven) some chunks of brie, a sprinkle of normal grated cheese, few dollops of cranberry sauce, then wrap the bastard up and give it an egg wash. Sesame seeds on top for the show stopper and bang in oven (or airfryer, which I used) until golden brown. The partner was very pleased as he gobbled two down, if only the judge had been so adventurous as to try them!

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Greengrassohla · 01/09/2023 15:21

This thread is gold already! 🤣

Who knew village shows could be so harsh!

Sweepies · 01/09/2023 15:23

ApplesinmyPocket · 01/09/2023 15:09

It's £1.50 first prize at my local show!! £3 is damned generous!

Entered my asters in the 'Three asters in a vase' class recently. Only other entry was a jar FULL of sodding asters, probably twenty of the buggers, which was sure to be eliminated I thought or where would it all end? Two roses in the 3 Asters class? A cheese scone in the Victoria Sponge class?

I got third and 'ineligible multi-aster' entry got second. Judge didn't think either of us deserved a First.

Still, I enjoyed spending my 50p prize on one-tenth of a Mr Whippy.

It's a cruel business, that it is.

This was actually the first year with prize money! Previously you only won kudos. There are trophies though for the most prizes won over all, which every year some maniac enters every category going (there's probably about 50...) and wins the trophy. I only entered this one (as an ex-chef I thought it might be in with a chance, I also wanted to beat my friend who was equally confident they would win) Sadly we neither of us placed, I lost my plate, and I lost my appetite for sodding brie ever again.

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Cakeandcardio · 01/09/2023 15:26

Sounds like a cosy Murder mystery in the making with the judge turning up dead.

Actually though I think it's crap they didn't taste at all.

Sweepies · 01/09/2023 15:30

PollyThePixie · 01/09/2023 15:08

OP, the turnovers that one are more delicate looking than yours with their shaped edges. Yours on the other hand look like real belly busters. They’d certainly fill a space and probably not even touch the sides on the way down. I know what would have got my vote.

🏆🥇

Thank you! That was my intention, the first attempt was actually too massive lmao and had to be toned down. Thank you for your bacon brie and cheese turnover support. ❤

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Doormatnomore · 01/09/2023 15:39

I am a city mouse, dh is a country mouse. The first year we lived in the village they had a display of last years winners for the fair and I knew I had a few shout in a couple of the craft categories so suggested we come back a day early from holiday to enter. DH explained that not only would I not win I would be furious about who did win and be left seething with rage for the rest of my natural life and possible into the next. He came from a different village so I thought he was being weird but in the end didn’t enter or come home early. Then I saw the entries and winners on Facebook and he was spot on, I found the person who should of won (small village) and told them and they had a slightly menaced look in their eye that explained why so many midsummer murders. I still want to enter though.

ohtowinthelottery · 01/09/2023 15:42

This thread has made me laugh so much. Thankfully our village doesn't have a show of this nature but I was once obliged to go to one when visiting the ILs elsewhere in the country and pay for the privilege of viewing the entries. I find the whole affair so 1950's.

FatFilledTrottyPuss · 01/09/2023 15:43

MargaretThursday · 01/09/2023 14:26

🤣
Didn't you know in villages this is how generations-long family feuds are started?

An unfair second in a village show.

Edited

Not in the village I grew up in, the same family members won the same things every damn year! 😤

MargaretThursday · 01/09/2023 15:46

FatFilledTrottyPuss · 01/09/2023 15:43

Not in the village I grew up in, the same family members won the same things every damn year! 😤

And here is the beginning of a feud in your village... the year one of them comes second...

rhino12345 · 01/09/2023 15:48

I'd start a riot

Cynicaltheorist · 01/09/2023 15:51

You can't expect reason at these events, it's all about local politics. I had a friend who moved to Wales and decided to throw herself into village life by participating in the baking contest at the village show. Her entry for the 'Sweet Tart' competition was a lovely frangipane and pear tart. For the 'Savoury Teatime Treat' she made some luxury sausage rolls with chutney. The tart was rejected because, apparently, in that village a 'tart' meant an item with a pastry top. (Basically a pie: who knew?) Her fabulous big, on-trend sausage rolls were rejected because 'You serve chutney alongside your sausage roll, not inside it.'

She's lived there for a few years now and has entered each year and never won, even though she's a fabulous cook. It's not about the food, OP, it's about who you are — and if you're an incomer you could be as good as Nigella and you still wouldn't win.

VeronicaBeccabunga · 01/09/2023 15:52

I do <3 this thread.
I'm a townie, but I thoroughly enjoy the local agricultural show and our annual town horticultural society show.
I've always assumed that there was a secret handbook or similar in which all the esoteric rules and regulations were only made available to the locals.
For my own amusement I have often photographed entries and, better still, the judges comments, which are usually unreasonable 😂

Village food competition
Cynicaltheorist · 01/09/2023 15:55

AffIt · 01/09/2023 14:41

I was once up in the supreme of show at a local county show on my hunter (who went to HOYS) where all sections were judged together - cattle, sheep, horses and ponies, industrial etc.

We were all beaten by a bloody scone. I'm still bitter about it. 😄

Priceless. Thanks for making me laugh. Beaten by a scone...

thecatsthecats · 01/09/2023 15:55

I'm still smarting from my 1996 second place in the Paint an Insect on a Stone contest.

Fifteen blotchy ladybirds or butterflies, versus my anatomically correct stone fly. Goddamn my parents for suggesting I do something "more unique".

unfaircake · 01/09/2023 15:57

In fact, I have a better story than my too big cake. a friend entered a home made from scratch cornish pastie. She was the only entrant and didn't win, how cruel, she was only about 15 too.

I do quite enjoy the pettiness in general, but also enjoy looking at how shit some things are, and having a laugh at the shit things that come before other things that look really good!

imed · 01/09/2023 16:04

Love this thread! Just the very best of Mumsnet Grin

Blueberrycreampie · 01/09/2023 16:06

AffIt · 01/09/2023 14:41

I was once up in the supreme of show at a local county show on my hunter (who went to HOYS) where all sections were judged together - cattle, sheep, horses and ponies, industrial etc.

We were all beaten by a bloody scone. I'm still bitter about it. 😄

That's hilarious!

Cynicaltheorist · 01/09/2023 16:10

Blueberrycreampie · 01/09/2023 16:06

That's hilarious!

And now I'm salivating and trying to imagine just how amazing that scone must have been if it was better than a HOYS hunter or a vintage Massey Ferguson tractor...

Blueberrycreampie · 01/09/2023 16:10

@Sweepies I have to say that looks amazing. I could certainly eat it right now!

Confrontayshunme · 01/09/2023 16:11

Our church held a baking competition where the vicar judged but refused to taste anything. He didn't even cut them! People were livid that a weird gluten free lemon cake (that was two weeks old because the woman had made a Ukraine themed wedding cake for her DD which she wouldn't let anyone eat) covered with readymade fondant beat this amazing one which everyone ate and had homemade curd and the most delicious cake inside. The winner looked prettier, but it was just fondant and ribbon with silk flowers on top. It was mad.

If you are judging food, you have to taste

Blueberrycreampie · 01/09/2023 16:11

@Cynicaltheorist Yes must have been some scone🤣

Bored1000 · 01/09/2023 16:12

To be fair, the aesthetic appearance of the winner is more pleasant than yours, the appearance of yours looks quite messy and unprofessional, the winner also has a more ‘golden’ look to the pastry so looks more appetising even if it isn’t