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Village food competition

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Sweepies · 01/09/2023 14:14

This is mostly light-hearted, my village has a very large "show" every year with many tents, food vans, entertainment etc. They have the standard exhibitions you can enter, for photography, flower arranging, longest carrot, most attractive onion, etc.

I decided to enter one of the baking competitions with a friend to see if either one of us would place 1st, 2nd or 3rd. The prize for 1st place is £3! So all to play for as you can imagine.

The category was a baked item using ready made puff pastry, I decided to make a "posh" bacon and cheese turnover using some nice bacon, brie and cranberry - finished it off with sesame seeds. My friend made some kind of chorizo twist thing.

After entering it I noticed there we're probably about 15 entries in all, including a rival bacon and cheese turnover though it looked like something from Greggs - I wasn't too worried.

After judging was over and a couple of drinks we went to see the results, neither of us placed, and the bloody rival bacon and cheese turnovers won - but what really annoyed me was the judge hadn't tried a single thing!

Most (not all) items had been sliced in half once (??) but nothing tried. I assume they were sliced to see the quality of the pastry - but as we were told to use ready made pastry that seemed a bit redundant.

I thought okay fair enough, maybe the judge doesn't like puff pastry - but it was the same for every food item. The cake category, pies, salads, sandwiches, wraps - nothing was tasted, just cut in half once.

So Mrs. Judge wouldn't have known my posh pastry contained bloody expensive bacon, brie and cranberry as it never entered her mouth. This, to me, seems to go against the spirit of the competition. If I'd known it went on looks alone I'd have put a lot more effort into how it looked and not how it tasted.

All previous years, even after coming out of covid, at least a small portion of the food was tried, so maybe it's just the judge. Or maybe it's me, expecting too much from a cooking competition.

So, AIBU?

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coxesorangepippin · 02/09/2023 02:06

That reeses peanut butter cup cake above isn't even cooked

coxesorangepippin · 02/09/2023 02:06

my date muffins as "prize winning rock buns"

^

O Lord

🤣

OldTinHat · 02/09/2023 04:36

Oh! The unfairness of it all! I would have got stuck in, OP, not just cut it in half! Looks fabulous so a gold star from me!

Maybe you could show your MN votes to prove you have, actually, won!

VeloVixen · 02/09/2023 05:03

I saw something in the paper recently about Princess Michael of Kent judging a cake competition last week and she also did no tasting. Which to be honest I thought was bloody rude.

and that onion tart in your photo looks burnt and messy.

baffledcoconut · 02/09/2023 05:08

There is a local show next weekend and you have inspired me to partake. I’ll involve the child too. Will report back. 🤣

Magssss · 02/09/2023 05:40

Such a funny thread.

Reminds me of the episode of This Country where Kurtan is obsessed with winning the village scarecrow competition and when he doesn’t win he sets one of the other scarecrows on fire

CasperGutman · 02/09/2023 06:25

ApplesinmyPocket · 01/09/2023 15:09

It's £1.50 first prize at my local show!! £3 is damned generous!

Entered my asters in the 'Three asters in a vase' class recently. Only other entry was a jar FULL of sodding asters, probably twenty of the buggers, which was sure to be eliminated I thought or where would it all end? Two roses in the 3 Asters class? A cheese scone in the Victoria Sponge class?

I got third and 'ineligible multi-aster' entry got second. Judge didn't think either of us deserved a First.

Still, I enjoyed spending my 50p prize on one-tenth of a Mr Whippy.

It's a cruel business, that it is.

Sounds like the "three asters in a vase" section was judged by someone who likes to interpret things very literally. It didn't say "three and no more than three asters in a vase", did it?

LolaSmiles · 02/09/2023 06:49

This thread takes me back. I don't think I ever worked out the unwritten rules.

Dontcallmescarface · 02/09/2023 06:57

If it makes you feel better OP spare a thought for the poor soul who took 1st prize at our village "flower and craft show" a few weeks ago. What made it worse was the judge was the local vicar who, apparently, only moved to the parish 6 months ago so obviously it was all a fix to ensure that only those who have not lived here for eleventy billion years win anything from now on. I'm pretty sure that a strongly worded letter is winging it's way to the Arch Bishop of Canterbury as I type.

OnionTarteDisaster · 02/09/2023 07:22

Erm...is now a good time to come forward as the owner of the burned monstrosity/cow pat looking thing?! I've love to say it's just an unfortunate angle in the photo but I'm as bemused as everyone else as to how it came third (not second, I bloody wish! That would have got me an extra 50p!)

In my defence, it's meant to be a caramelised onion tarte tartin, so is supposed to be a little burned looking...I definitely didn't get distracted gossiping with my sister and overcooked it

Commiserations, @Sweepies, my lemon curd and favourite dessert entry didn't place either. We can go and drown our sorrows in the pub, the one that's open 😉

ButterRoad · 02/09/2023 07:28

OnionTarteDisaster · 02/09/2023 07:22

Erm...is now a good time to come forward as the owner of the burned monstrosity/cow pat looking thing?! I've love to say it's just an unfortunate angle in the photo but I'm as bemused as everyone else as to how it came third (not second, I bloody wish! That would have got me an extra 50p!)

In my defence, it's meant to be a caramelised onion tarte tartin, so is supposed to be a little burned looking...I definitely didn't get distracted gossiping with my sister and overcooked it

Commiserations, @Sweepies, my lemon curd and favourite dessert entry didn't place either. We can go and drown our sorrows in the pub, the one that's open 😉

Brilliant! Now we just need the judge to arrive and defend all judging decisions vociferously, ending with a shaken fist and ‘You’ll never be placed in the village knobbly knees contest again, bitches!!!’

FuckoffeeBeforeCoffee · 02/09/2023 07:29

OnionTarteDisaster · 02/09/2023 07:22

Erm...is now a good time to come forward as the owner of the burned monstrosity/cow pat looking thing?! I've love to say it's just an unfortunate angle in the photo but I'm as bemused as everyone else as to how it came third (not second, I bloody wish! That would have got me an extra 50p!)

In my defence, it's meant to be a caramelised onion tarte tartin, so is supposed to be a little burned looking...I definitely didn't get distracted gossiping with my sister and overcooked it

Commiserations, @Sweepies, my lemon curd and favourite dessert entry didn't place either. We can go and drown our sorrows in the pub, the one that's open 😉

I so hope you're telling the truth.

Because this is brilliant.

And I desperately want to move to a village now.

ButterRoad · 02/09/2023 07:29

I would also like a personal appearance on this thread by the scone that beat the award-winning hunter…

StefanosHill · 02/09/2023 07:36

Ha good thread. This seems a nice part of society

Really nice and amusing to read

HelpMeGetThrough · 02/09/2023 07:39

I once entered a village baking competition. My OH convinced me to enter, as I can make a mean pasty.

I came third (there were more than three entries). I'm convinced the winner used shop bought pastry, whilst I made my own. They bloody crimped on top of the pasty too!!!

It was a fix I tell you!!!

I'd like to blame the vicars wife, but she's not the sort to enter that category. She's more suited to the grow your own "herbs" category.

feralunderclass · 02/09/2023 07:40

Am I the only one thinking that all of the entries look terrible? I'm no Delia but bloody hell 😅 And OP is allegedly a chef? <lighthearted>

HelpMeGetThrough · 02/09/2023 07:43

feralunderclass · 02/09/2023 07:40

Am I the only one thinking that all of the entries look terrible? I'm no Delia but bloody hell 😅 And OP is allegedly a chef? <lighthearted>

I'm not surprised the judges didn't try them.

Snugglemonkey · 02/09/2023 07:44

We moved to a village a few years ago. I love the show, it is great fun. We have not entered anything yet, but I have promised dc that he can next year. Wary now 🤣

gelatogina · 02/09/2023 07:47

Sinamin · 01/09/2023 19:19

This will be the dullest post on this thread, sorry in advance.

When judging multiple breeds/species you judge each against the benchmark for it's own breed/species and then pick the individual that comes closest to perfection for it's own kind compared with the other entries and their benchmark.

Someone that knows their stuff could judge say a horse and a cow and a vintage Massey Ferguson and pick the one that is the most 'true' to how they should be. In the case of the animals it would be about confirmation and temperament and for the tractor it would be about original parts, genuine paintwork etc.

The one that is closest to perfection in it's own world would win.

Scones though? Nah. That comes down to personal taste and is an insult to every other exhibitor and their animals or machinery.

Yes you definitely won the dullest post on the thread. No need to suck all the fun out of the hilarious fact a horse lost to a scone.

PuttingDownRoots · 02/09/2023 07:49

I'd forgotten another highlight from this years show...

A ferret was entered into the dog agility competition.

OnionTarteDisaster · 02/09/2023 07:51

Definitely me! This is the photo I sent to my friends in the dizzying excitement of coming 3rd and winning a whole £1. Little did I know it would all come crashing down just a short week later 😂

It did taste great though!

MagicClawHasNoChildren · 02/09/2023 07:56

OMG 😂

Now we need the winning turnover maker! Find them! Let's complete the set!

DumpedByText · 02/09/2023 08:01

Can't believe that burnt onion tart got 2nd, you were robbed! 😂

inappropriateraspberry · 02/09/2023 08:03

That is strange. We have a small village show but every single thing gets tasted (unless obviously burnt/raw). The judges this year had to try a LOT of shortbread - they drank a lot of water!

fireplacetiles · 02/09/2023 08:03

Went to a big village show last weekend with dozens of categories, one of which was "Favourite Tea towel bought or made" along side a pile of tatty old tea towels, think I might enter that next yearGrin