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Village food competition

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Sweepies · 01/09/2023 14:14

This is mostly light-hearted, my village has a very large "show" every year with many tents, food vans, entertainment etc. They have the standard exhibitions you can enter, for photography, flower arranging, longest carrot, most attractive onion, etc.

I decided to enter one of the baking competitions with a friend to see if either one of us would place 1st, 2nd or 3rd. The prize for 1st place is £3! So all to play for as you can imagine.

The category was a baked item using ready made puff pastry, I decided to make a "posh" bacon and cheese turnover using some nice bacon, brie and cranberry - finished it off with sesame seeds. My friend made some kind of chorizo twist thing.

After entering it I noticed there we're probably about 15 entries in all, including a rival bacon and cheese turnover though it looked like something from Greggs - I wasn't too worried.

After judging was over and a couple of drinks we went to see the results, neither of us placed, and the bloody rival bacon and cheese turnovers won - but what really annoyed me was the judge hadn't tried a single thing!

Most (not all) items had been sliced in half once (??) but nothing tried. I assume they were sliced to see the quality of the pastry - but as we were told to use ready made pastry that seemed a bit redundant.

I thought okay fair enough, maybe the judge doesn't like puff pastry - but it was the same for every food item. The cake category, pies, salads, sandwiches, wraps - nothing was tasted, just cut in half once.

So Mrs. Judge wouldn't have known my posh pastry contained bloody expensive bacon, brie and cranberry as it never entered her mouth. This, to me, seems to go against the spirit of the competition. If I'd known it went on looks alone I'd have put a lot more effort into how it looked and not how it tasted.

All previous years, even after coming out of covid, at least a small portion of the food was tried, so maybe it's just the judge. Or maybe it's me, expecting too much from a cooking competition.

So, AIBU?

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BeatenByAScone · 01/09/2023 21:46

I'm enjoying this thread, having left my entry at the local horticultural show a couple of hours ago. It'll be interesting to go back to see the results tomorrow.

There are only 2 'craft' categories, one for 'a sewn item' and the other 'a crocheted or knitted item'. I've entered a stranded colourwork (Fair Isle type) knitted beret.

I'm going to spend the next 15 hours or so practising my "never mind" face when it's beaten by one of the pairs of slightly scary looking knitted doll toys I spotted as I was leaving the hat.

TheSnootiestFox · 01/09/2023 21:59

Are you sure there wasn't a tiny bit missing from the centre of the item and it had been sliced in two to facilitate this? That's what your photos look like to me. I'm a badged NFWI cookery judge and I can assure you that experience leads a judge to taste the tiniest amount possible or else it ceases to be at all enjoyable. I once judged a class of 36 lemon drizzle cakes single handedly and I'm still having the nightmares 😂🤢

UnNiddeRides · 01/09/2023 22:03

Does a non-badged NFWI have to eat more to be able to judge?

PriOn1 · 01/09/2023 22:30

The names may have been hidden, OP, but I’d bet my life the judge knew who made that burnt offering tart! Obviously it was so burned that it had to be strategically placed second, but had it been perfectly golden brown, nobody else would have stood a chance.

w1nterfl0wer15 · 01/09/2023 22:48

Our village show is the same. I entered some scones last year that were apple and cinnamon, they didn't even cut them in half let alone taste them and you didn't get to label them with any details. The feedback I got was that they looked a little overdone but that was just the cinnamon making them look darker than you're average scone!

Doormatnomore · 01/09/2023 22:51

@BeatenByAScone obviously the boss eyed doll will win but be grateful the class is knitting or crochet I have seen many a crochet shawl win the knitting class. And as for cross stitch vs embroidery vs appliqué i have to be restrained from accosting a woman in her 90’s who plays fast and loose when judging.

Puzzledandpissedoff · 01/09/2023 23:05

Complete tangent I know, @Sweepies, but what's that hideous, burnt, cowpat-looking thing on the left of the photo?
More to the point, how did someone feel it was suitable for entry (go on, trell me that's the one which won ... Shock )

TheWayoftheLeaf · 01/09/2023 23:23

The real question is... can I enter myself as the most attractive onion?

TheWayoftheLeaf · 01/09/2023 23:25

Oh love... as a village girl don't you know the winners are preselected?

Same woman won our big tómbola five years running. A washing machine, microwave, lawnmower etc.

Sweepies · 01/09/2023 23:35

Puzzledandpissedoff · 01/09/2023 23:05

Complete tangent I know, @Sweepies, but what's that hideous, burnt, cowpat-looking thing on the left of the photo?
More to the point, how did someone feel it was suitable for entry (go on, trell me that's the one which won ... Shock )

That is some kind of onion pie tartlet thing, and no it did not win, it came second…

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ifIwerenotanandroid · 01/09/2023 23:52

VeronicaBeccabunga · 01/09/2023 15:52

I do <3 this thread.
I'm a townie, but I thoroughly enjoy the local agricultural show and our annual town horticultural society show.
I've always assumed that there was a secret handbook or similar in which all the esoteric rules and regulations were only made available to the locals.
For my own amusement I have often photographed entries and, better still, the judges comments, which are usually unreasonable 😂

I once entered the scone category in the local show & got disqualified because, the judge's notes said, I'd used a crinkly-edged cutter when everyone knew savoury scones need a smooth edged cutter & crinkly is for sweet scones. Or vice versa, I still can't remember.

Who knew? Certainly not me.

Stayfreshcheesebag · 02/09/2023 00:07

Had a good haul at our recent village show.

Up late tonight, finishing off my entries for the county show. My cheese scones are looking good!

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ifIwerenotanandroid · 02/09/2023 00:08

Doormatnomore · 01/09/2023 22:51

@BeatenByAScone obviously the boss eyed doll will win but be grateful the class is knitting or crochet I have seen many a crochet shawl win the knitting class. And as for cross stitch vs embroidery vs appliqué i have to be restrained from accosting a woman in her 90’s who plays fast and loose when judging.

OMG yes! I once got absolutely nowhere with a textile piece at a county show. The class I entered it in contained 3 different aspects of textile craft. Let's say they were lacemaking, patchwork & fabric printing (because the details are lost in the mists of time; only the sense of injustice remains). So anything that was one of those went in that class.

So let's say I entered a piece of patchwork. It wasn't even placed & the judge's notes said, 'Very nice but it isn't really lacemaking' - IT DIDN'T HAVE TO BE YOU ABSOLUTE CRETIN BECAUSE IT'S PATCHWORK!!!

So frustrating when you understand the class better than the judge.

The local flower arranging judge likewise had blind spots & foibles which I got to know over time, as she sank in my estimation. I had one moment of triumph, though, when she herself made an arrangement for a flower festival & I noticed her homemade spider only had six legs. Hah! Take THAT, Mrs ----!!!

OrangeySnicket · 02/09/2023 00:09

The entry form for my village one does state that they cut things but don't taste. It's bizarre though!

ifIwerenotanandroid · 02/09/2023 00:10

Cheesebag, Woohoo! You were robbed in Class 54 though.

sunflowerdaisyrose · 02/09/2023 00:11

I entered a local food competition which was entered by photos with 'excellent presentation is the main objective'. I presented mine well, as did loads of other entries. All sorts of beautifully presented food, maybe 100 entries, and then this one won, not entered any of their completions since as was such a poor winner choice!

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Stayfreshcheesebag · 02/09/2023 00:13

ifIwerenotanandroid · 02/09/2023 00:10

Cheesebag, Woohoo! You were robbed in Class 54 though.

Thank you. Actually my chutney wasn't good this time, there were only 3 entries. But it got placed!

I'm more of a baker than a preserve maker...

ifIwerenotanandroid · 02/09/2023 00:14

Sunflower, what the - ???

Stayfreshcheesebag · 02/09/2023 00:14

sunflowerdaisyrose · 02/09/2023 00:11

I entered a local food competition which was entered by photos with 'excellent presentation is the main objective'. I presented mine well, as did loads of other entries. All sorts of beautifully presented food, maybe 100 entries, and then this one won, not entered any of their completions since as was such a poor winner choice!

What even is it?!

ifIwerenotanandroid · 02/09/2023 00:17

I'm guessing caramel Angel Delight with Reese's Peanut Butter Cups & broken Wagonwheels thrown at it.

There was a time when I would've eaten that. Probably the 1980s.

ElizabethBest · 02/09/2023 00:31

I had never lived in rural England until about a decade ago when we moved to a little village on the South Coast. My husband, on the other hand, grew up in a small village. He BEGGED me not to enter a cake into the village show our first year. I thought it would seem like poor form not to take part. How wrong I was! My fraisier cake won first prize and if looks could kill I’d have dropped dead on the spot. A decade later and there are STILL people who pointedly snub me at village events. DH has really enjoyed his 10 years of “I told you so”! Grin

ifIwerenotanandroid · 02/09/2023 00:33

I tried my hardest to win the flower arranging cup (by winning multiple classes in the same show) & finally succeeded. I was thrilled, but it wore off. The next year I tied on points with another lady & we'd both won it before & neither of us wanted it!

Totallyterrific · 02/09/2023 00:37

The one that won looks anemic. You were robbed op!

ChannelyourinnerElsa · 02/09/2023 01:10

MargaretThursday · 01/09/2023 14:26

🤣
Didn't you know in villages this is how generations-long family feuds are started?

An unfair second in a village show.

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Ah, but it’s for “the greater good”, isn’t it Sergeant Angle?

this whole thread has been a delight.

I once had “reasonable effort, poor achievement” on a bottle of elderflower cordial I entered- in the YOUTH section!! No holds barred.

I judged the jams once. My fellow judge pointed out one jar of particularly tart blackberry preserve, and told me it was made by the Vicar’s wife. He also told me pointedly that rewarding it with 1st prize would almost guarantee me a place on a fluffy cloud next to Mother Teresa when the time came.

it was definitely a threat.

coxesorangepippin · 02/09/2023 02:04

What on earth is that burnt mushroom pizza??