Help me solve this sausage debate

[HorizontalSausage]

Yes, this is pathetic.

If you had sausages in front of you like this and someone asked you to cut them horizontally would you choose the red line or the green line?

How strange…but the red line

Red line.

Red

Thank you!

Red

Red, as that's the horizontal line as you're looking at the sausages in front of you.

If they said "horizontally down each sausage" then the green one!

Green

red.

The red line, but if I was making sausage sandwiches (only reason to cut sausages surely?!) I would do the green line!

Red

The horizon isn't up and down - it's side to side - horizontal is also side to side - so RED

Red :D

Green

I thought this would be a really easy answer and I’m literally frozen with indecision

Green

Red - you are drawing a horizontal line - how is green even an option?

If someone asked you to jump into a burning fire sidewards or backwards what would you do? I would not cut them horizontally as I would question why someone would ask me to do so! It would ruin the sausage.

Green

Technically red might be right but why would you ever want that so I'd go green

Green as it’s the correct way to cut a sausage, but I can see how red could be correct too (although weird!)

Horizontal is left to right / right to left so red. Vertical is up and down.

Red but I would assume they were mixed up and actually meant vertically 🤣

The sausages were incredible long (intimidating 😂) sausages and I wanted to fit them into hot dog buns for my dc. I asked dh to cut them horizontally, he chose the green line. He is still arguing with me and I must admit it is the most ridiculously pathetic argument we have ever had.

*incredibly

Red. But I would want a better definition of horizontal to be sure. Transverse or longitudinal would make more sense