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That nobody has sex like on TV?

238 replies

newbieattheschoolgates · 08/02/2023 17:35

Just watching maternal… lady grabs man, they go in cupboard, she’s lifted against wall and he’s straight in.

Similar examples all over the place

or maybe I just haven’t lived… 🤔

OP posts:
Beatendownmum · 09/02/2023 21:20

My boyfriend gives me 2 orgasms a day without fail 🤭😅

THEDEACON · 09/02/2023 21:25

I'm late 50s and my DH and I have TV sex frequently We both really like sex and have high drives though which it would appear isn't a MN thing

restingbitchface30 · 09/02/2023 21:49

I used to. But it was a friends with benefits situation years ago. Now I’m settled with my partner and twin babies I’d laugh my balls off if he tried to seduce me whilst in my sick covered pjs!

Mandyjack · 09/02/2023 21:58

It's not real it's choreographed.
My hubby would've been able to pick me up about 25yrs ago but not now! And I'm fairly slim so it's not my weight. Sex is never messy on TV either. You don't see them moaning about whose got the wet patch

Lollypop701 · 09/02/2023 22:00

If you both have morning breath then you don’t notice so much…., it’s the faces that do me… all perfect… no scrunched up fook don’t stop moments … or scrunched up fook why did you stop!!! and completely silent except for the odd sigh… more like Babe bit to the left is … scrunched up face ….. Ahh yes. As for wall sex to busy not falling over to have perfected that ….

Mandyjack · 09/02/2023 22:00

THEDEACON · 09/02/2023 21:25

I'm late 50s and my DH and I have TV sex frequently We both really like sex and have high drives though which it would appear isn't a MN thing

What do you call frequently?
We are in our mid to late 50s but due to health issues in the last year or two and monepause issues it's become less frequent

Witsendwilly · 09/02/2023 22:08

Botw1 · 09/02/2023 19:24

@Witsendwilly

Thats the cringiest stealth boast I've ever heard in my life

Fanny fart? Never heard of her darling. my vag is super tight.

😂😂

Or…… you were with a man with a decent sized Willy.

Botw1 · 09/02/2023 22:12

@Witsendwilly

And little understanding of female anatomy

The cringe remains

Anele22 · 09/02/2023 23:34

Oh apart from that the programme is brilliant. Absolutely female led drama. Don't miss it.

Stewball01 · 10/02/2023 00:05

@Rookiemama1
You made me laugh out loud. Good luck with your pregnancy and the rest.
You lot are a sedentary lot. We used to do it hanging from the chandeliers 🙄. Thank goodness now I'm divorced I can curl up with a good book or Mumsnet.

Downunderduchess · 10/02/2023 05:09

The sex scenes in Girls were always fairly realistic I thought.

PJsAndCosySocks · 10/02/2023 10:23

75° bend!!!! I'm crying!!!! 😆

QueefQueen80s · 10/02/2023 20:28

Judging by this thread I haven't lived 🤣

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