We named our baby a marmite name

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And I bloody love the horrified reactions more than the delighted ones:

What???
Oh my god that's a mouthful isn't it?
Is that a name? Oh, I'd call him 'xxx'

It's not even that out there, I think people are just rude, but it cracks me up

This is the equivalent to a facebook status of "omg so pissed off right now", then someone asks "u ok hun?" Then you say "I'll msg u"

Or even better- Dorothy checked into Leeds Royal Infirmary......"Hate these places"

🙄😅

Is it cuntychops?

@BertaHoon 🤣

@Hibye23289 I quite like it. Sadly too old for any more now.

I'm gonna go with: Derek or Exxon-Jayden.

That proper made me laugh 😂

I wish my parents had been as considerate as you.
No one really wants to stand out as child.
I cringed every time the teacher would do the register.

AIBU to call baby a marmite name?

without knowing what it is, yes YABU

aybu to be annoyed about people saying it’s a marmite name
also yes.
hth

Pointless thread.

It's either Keith or FuckfaceMcCuntychops

You mean such twats as to inflict a name on their child that is clearly so bad it gets reactions such as

What???
Oh my god that's a mouthful isn't it?
Is that a name? ?

It seems some people think their child is a toy to use as a project to shock people with how bad their name choice can be, rather than a poor person who has to put up with the name for potentially 90 years.

Op said she didn't know it S marmite when she picked it though. At what age is too old to change it because you've realised it's marmite?

Jesus

Is it Ponky?

Sour-doh?

Glen (middle name = Fiddich)

Gastropod?

Buckaroo?

Oh I so agree with you

Pointless thread, probably hoping for it to go for miles

What a pointless thread

OP people saying it's a mouthful makes me winder how many syllables it has.

Thanks! I hope you've made peace with your name by now. I hated having a somewhat different name when I was a kid. Then I grew up to like it. And now my name is really popular with the 20 or 30 somethings and I hate to be one of many (I'm mid 40s). So, we never know ❤

Attention seeking name. Attention seeking thread.

Because threads like this are tedious and usually made up anyway. Have you really got nothing better to do, because this is pointless.

Yes, you could never have known that people would want to know the name.

yawn

The irony of posting such shite and then putting your own post on hide...embarrassing for you

Rumolestilskin

Yabu

You might find it amusing but your child probably won't and they didn't get a say in the matter

Extra points for when it isn't, because the parents didn't manage to correctly spell heaven backwards.