We named our baby a marmite name

[PineappleBrazilNutsandMaccasFries]

And I bloody love the horrified reactions more than the delighted ones:

What???
Oh my god that's a mouthful isn't it?
Is that a name? Oh, I'd call him 'xxx'

It's not even that out there, I think people are just rude, but it cracks me up

[NRCOA]

Bovril?

[SamanthaCaine]

Yeast-extract?

[PineappleBrazilNutsandMaccasFries]

@NRCOA

Bovril?

Not that bad 😂

[Cremeeggeater]

What's the name? Must know what it is for people to react like that!!

[Whatmarbles]

What name is it?
Do you think he will be amused or upset by people's reactions when he is older?

[TheOriginalEmu]

My kids have names that people seem to love or really hate. They’re all traditional welsh names. I do get a bit of a kick out of the way some people react. 😂

[BotterMon]

Vegemite?

[Fandabadobie]

If you aren't going to say, don't bother putting a post up

[figmaofmyimagination]

Is it Jeff?

[ThreeLittleDots]

Marmaduke?

[TheOriginalEmu]

I’m willing to name my kids if OP isn’t 😂😂

Medi
Taran
Awel
Seren
Macsen

do your worst….

[Toottooot]

Wooptie fucking ping.

[HundredAcreOwl]

Boris?

[ThistleyLions]

Agree with @Fandabadobie 🙄

[PlaitBilledDuckyPuss]

'Yeast'?

[WarmSausageTea]

Balonz?

[vodkaredbullgirl]

Toast

[PineappleBrazilNutsandMaccasFries]

@HundredAcreOwl

Boris?

Ha, no. That was vetoed by DH.

[magpieshine]

Interesting that you’re apparently brave enough to give your kid a “marmite” name but you’re not brave enough to write it on an anonymous forum….

[Andanotherone01]

Nigel

[DirectionToPerfection]

Poor kid.

[DaisyCornflowerBlue]

Spill! Or it's not true.

[PineappleBrazilNutsandMaccasFries]

@Fandabadobie

If you aren't going to say, don't bother putting a post up

Why do you need to know the name? It's not a post about whether or not we were unreasonable to choose the name. Its about where iabu to find it amusing when people are confused/rude 🤷🏼‍♀️

FWIW it's not particularly out there at all, I'm sure you'd be highly disappointed if I revealed the name.

[Honper]

We're already bloody disappointed.

Just tell us the goddamn name.

[Hiimblahblah]

@PineappleBrazilNutsandMaccasFries

Why do you need to know the name? It's not a post about whether or not we were unreasonable to choose the name. Its about where iabu to find it amusing when people are confused/rude 🤷🏼‍♀️

FWIW it's not particularly out there at all, I'm sure you'd be highly disappointed if I revealed the name.

Ok, but this forum is for AIBU, so your post is utterly pointless. I can’t make sense of why you don’t understand why people would want to know the name. Surely you knew people would be curious when you wrote this post 🙄