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Husband went to a lap dancing club as part of stag do and had private dance

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Koala34 · 22/11/2022 11:13

So my husband went on a stag do and went to a lap dancing club and had a private dance which he says his friend paid for. He said he thought I wouldn’t mind (!) We have 2 children one being 4 months old. I feel devastated and I’m not sure how I can get over it. What would you do? I just can’t get the image out of my head. I wish I was ok with it but feel like he’s crossed a line.

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MyOtherCarIsAHearse · 24/11/2022 19:03

Valeriekat · 24/11/2022 08:35

Gosh you are hard work! You weren't asking a question you were being patronizing.

I really wasn’t, but I do understand how the written text can appear that way.

1980sfookup · 24/11/2022 19:19

I don't think the groom said that. But it worked and your husband got to go. Clever him.

Aussiegirl123456 · 24/11/2022 19:35

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Oh silly little man, bless your heart. What you’ve described is what happens on the main floor. There are very tame main stage dances and main floor one on one dances, however, the aim of these is for us dancers to entice the men to seperate from their cash by having a 1:1 private dance. A private dance is definitely not illegal, is in very close proximity and is very intimate. Maybe some men like you think they’re getting a private dance when they’re just having a 1:1 floor dance so that’s why there’s so many men who claim the clubs are so tame? Not sure, but it would make sense why lots of men downplay the clubs?

I’ll describe what happens in the private dances my colleagues and I did. As I said before, these do vary between clubs. I worked across the country in 5 different clubs and it was exactly the same at all of those clubs. One was Spearmint, so they weren’t dirty seedy backstreet establishments, they were all ‘upmarket’ 🙄 gentlemen’s clubs. I cannot speak on behalf or about other clubs other than those I worked in.

A private dance was where the male (or female or even couple) were taken to a private side room by the dancer, and a bouncer would follow making their presence known. These days the male punters are asked to sit on their hands, they weren’t in my day but were explicitly told not to touch. If the man does touch, the dance will immediately end and the male would be escorted out of the club. Dancer would dance while stripping naked and stimulating sex on the customer’s lap (lap dance). We’d use our intimate body parts to rub up in the face and across the groin of the customer. We would expose everything. I’d estimate 6/10 of the men would have a sneaky lick of boobs and vulva while in their faces, happened so often that I just turned a blind eye to it). The whole idea of the dance was to make the man think he was getting sex because the majority of men think with their dicks and will part way with their money if they think they’re getting sex. Those were the words of one of the bosses I worked for.

Any man who I didn’t find attractive would just get the dance.

Any man who asked for extras would just get the dance. For all we knew, they could have been undercover cops trying to close us down. We were told every single shift to NEVER accept extras. Most men will not ever get extras because the dancer will find him repulsive (no offence, it just is what it is). I’m sure most of the customers found us dancers repulsive too because the comments on our bodies from about 95% of the men were disgusting. That’s largely why (these days, now I’m wise and old!) I’d never want to be associated with any men who visited a club like this because they feel the second they cross the threshold to the club and have paid their fee, they can be critiques of these women. If they think like that in a club then they think like that outside the club too. Most men would also view us as lesser human too because ‘we relied on them for money’. They made their stance known.

Now going back to ‘extras’ that you wanted to know about. Read this remembering I was a twat, and young and stupid. Those two men who I found outrageously attractive and I sensed their mutual attraction did not ask for extras. I gave them of my own free will and they were gratefully received. I gave them more for my benefit than theirs. (I’m not joking when I say these two men on seperate occasions were like Amazonian Gods, just wow!). It was entirely for my benefit because I was the idiot 19 year old who thought she had control over the patriarchy. One was oral sex (redeeming factor was I used a condom) and the other I stimulated sex on his lap until he ejaculated in his lap, while he used his fingers on me. My choice, no extra money. Those were my only two out of about maybe 5000 men? The dancers aren’t stupid, if they want to give extras they will find a loophole or a way to do so.

So yes, while every club may be different, this was the norm for the ones I worked at. In various locations across the UK. The ones in Europe are totally crazy, not a lot is off limits. It’s not the extras part that’s obscene though (well, it is), as probably 99% of punters won’t even get a chance in hell of getting anything extra. It’s just the whole seedy environment that’s wrong. The way a man can be so critical of women’s bodies because he’s paid for access to it. It’s wrong to be so intimate with another human when you’re in a relationship. Visiting a club is not a ‘minor indiscretion’. Forgetting to pick up milk from the supermarket when you said you would is a minor indiscretion. Visiting a club is one thing, but having a private dance is a premeditated and disgusting way to borderline cheat on your significant other. If your wife went to the house three doors down, took the man who lives there into the downstairs toilet, put some music on, did a sexy dance simulating sex in his lap, I’m sure most men would conclude she had cheated, so why is it different and accepted when this happens roles reversed in a club?

ComfortablyDazed · 24/11/2022 20:41

Oh but wait for it @Aussiegirl123456 - PRO punter @ValK knows far more about it than you - a mere woman who only worked in the establishments - ever could!

Wink Grin

Husband went to a lap dancing club as part of stag do and had private dance
Aussiegirl123456 · 24/11/2022 20:59

ComfortablyDazed · 24/11/2022 20:41

Oh but wait for it @Aussiegirl123456 - PRO punter @ValK knows far more about it than you - a mere woman who only worked in the establishments - ever could!

Wink Grin

😆 haha!

Oopsie daisy. I’m such a silly sausage aren’t I? Thank goodness pro punter manly man @ValK (who did only make the mistake of visiting a strip club once) managed to put me right and explain what really happens in my old workplace. I’m sure he’s such a saviour that he lets all the female police officers, lawyers, teachers and bank managers what happens in their jobs too. What would we do without him? Absolute saviour. Legends do exist. Heroes don’t always wear capes, so thank you Valk for putting us all right with your incredible “as a man” opinion and outlook. Thank you for explaining that these ‘minor incidents’ are absolutely nothing for us little wifey-pops to be getting our knickers in a twist over. Thank you for explaining to us that men going into strip clubs are there to order a dance just like a man going into a pub would order a beer. Thank you for explaining to us little ladies that we exist for your viewing pleasure. I understand now and I bow down to your manly opinion, because your experience of your one ‘mistake’/visit to a strip club holds so much more weight and calibre than my three year experience of working in them. Thank you for putting me right dear sir.

ConfessionsOfAMumDramaQueen · 24/11/2022 22:56

A little off topic, but as someone who has never been to a strip club, reading this thread all I could think of is the pole dancing T-Rex video I've seen a large number of times 😂. Maybe my husband should leave me for it 🤔 but then again he likes it too 🤣🤣🤣

WhoDatDen · 25/11/2022 08:15

I'd lose all respect for my man if he went out to someone else's stag do and purchased a stripper for himself. Talk about a turn off. Paying a woman for her body and then shrugging it off as nothing!

Thing is if he's that type of punter he will do it again but hide it next time.

Yuck 🤑

lmr2206 · 03/11/2023 21:28

Can I ask how this turned out? I am in a similar situation and I am very uncertain about it. I was pregnant when it happened and it took him a month to admit that he paid for a dance, and I have felt really self conscious since.

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