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Woman in hospital bed opposite is driving me up the wall

214 replies

mullerfruitcorner · 17/11/2022 09:03

I've been in hospital for best part of 9 weeks so I am probably being a bit unreasonable as I'm home sick, I miss my baby at home and I'm really poorly.

Woman opposite me came in last week to have her gallbladder removed. As soon as she came in she was demanding everything from the nurses. We all know we have a buzzer and we have to wait our turn but I had just come out of a nasty 20 minute seizure and she was shouting over saying 'she's finished now you can come to me'
She wanted a cup of hot water.. it's been like that the whole time and the nurses and us in this bay are getting fed up.
She constantly picks her nose and eats it. All the time. I've shouted so many times (during meal times) that it's disgusting and we don't want to see it as all of us in here are vomiting already. She replies with 'sorry it's annoying'

She has on multiple times shoved her fingers down her throat and made herself 'sick' and also poured her orange juice into the bowl and told the nurse she was sick to get IV anti sickness. She constantly spends the whole time itching her arse crack, she pulls the blanket off her and has no issue with having her legs wide open and we can see what she has for breakfast.
She hasn't left her bed once apart from to go to the loo. She hasn't showered at all, the nurses keep pushing her to shower but she doesn't want to. They've even offered a bedside wash and that was a no.

(She is fully mobile) I said to her yesterday 'shall we go for a little walk and brush our teeth?' She said she forgot to bring a toothbrush with her. They have spare here. She's been in for 6 days. She keeps complaining of chest pains and each time she has to have an ECG then a doc to review.
The infuriating thing is she only decides to get chest pain when I'm having a seizure. She only pretends vomits when somebody else is being sick.

I can't draw my curtain round and not see her as I need to be in eyesight of the doctors and nurses if I have seizures. (Up to 6 a day).

Everyone in the bay is getting tired of this. The nurses can see what she's doing. They told her she's medically fit to go home days ago but she won't leave as she has a new ailment.
There's probably nothing I can do. But I'm so close to losing my rag at her picking her beak and scratching her arse when we are all trying to get better. Trying to eat. We all have to touch the same finger monitor when they do our obs and I don't want to touch her germs, bogeys or arse crack particles. Small bay of 4 people.

What the hell can I do. It's making me so wound up but I can't do a thing about it.

OP posts:
Laneyy · 17/11/2022 11:52

Picking your bum, nose , vagina is called rooting and it happens with some people with LD and MH problems. It's like a sensory thing telling them to stop doesn't really work. They tend to do it more when they are more anxious being in a heightened ward where you can't understand and people are angry at you is probably going to make it worse.

I would ask to move beds OP..

CrazySeagull · 17/11/2022 11:52

BoffinMum · 17/11/2022 09:57

Cry in apparent despair when the consultant comes around, and say you can't cope any more. They might be able to move you to a separate bay if something becomes free. If that doesn't work, kill her with a bed pan. 😉

I was going to say get one of those huge water blasters that kids have, keep it fully loaded under your duvet and next time she acts up just aim and shoot 💦. We used one once to scare off the seagulls off our balcony that drove us mad. It worked on the seagulls!

Laneyy · 17/11/2022 11:54

CrazySeagull · 17/11/2022 11:52

I was going to say get one of those huge water blasters that kids have, keep it fully loaded under your duvet and next time she acts up just aim and shoot 💦. We used one once to scare off the seagulls off our balcony that drove us mad. It worked on the seagulls!

You think shooting someone with a very possible LD with a watergun is an appropriate reaction ?

sorenlorenson1 · 17/11/2022 12:00

How awful for you. I’m so sorry you’re going through all these health issues and have this to deal with on top! My son is in and out of hospital (has severe disabilities and complex health issues) he is 14, but has the mental age of a 2 year old and non verbal. I stay with him every time he’s there and we’ve had our fair share of rude ward sharers- not the unwell children though, but the parents! Many times have had to witness parents abusing medical staff- swearing, shouting, even a physical threat by one mum once who was removed by security. Have had parents that completely ignore the no talking on phones after a certain time- loud chats at 2am have been a regular occurrence. It really does make a hospital stay, especially a long one, very very difficult. My son struggles with sensory processing and ends up having meltdowns. One time he was in intensive care for 6 weeks and there was an actual fight on the ward between a mum and dad- it’s just stressful on top of an already stressful situation.
If I was you, I would ask to speak to the ward manager and explain how much this is causing you to become even more unwell, hopefully they would be able to either move her or you. Sending love

sorenlorenson1 · 17/11/2022 12:03

I also agree with some others here regarding these ‘joke’ threats… this is a 31 year old woman that clearly has some kind of mental health issue / learning difficulties. But I completely empathise with the OP, who is no doubt at the end of what she can cope with now!

AcrossthePond55 · 17/11/2022 12:12

Ask the hospital if they have any of those rolling/portable screens they could place at the end of your bed (IIRC she's across from you). The nurses would still be able to see you but your 'neighbour' would be blocked from view.

Honestly, if they don't I'd probably have family go buy a cheap screen and put it there myself.

ZandathePanda · 17/11/2022 12:24

That sounds horrendous. The only tiny silver lining I would be able to find is to ask if they could stick some 24 hour EEG equipment on your head to find out if the seizures were related to epilepsy or not and the region they are coming from (if you don’t already know) because all the extra stress will be triggering more seizures. It can be difficult to capture seizures but sounds like this woman would be of ‘help’ in that regard.
Hope you are feeling better.

Abra1t · 17/11/2022 12:30

Laneyy · 17/11/2022 11:54

You think shooting someone with a very possible LD with a watergun is an appropriate reaction ?

You may need to move your humour/irony sensor up a notch as it's not picking up what was meant light-heartedly.

Crankley · 17/11/2022 12:37

When I had a long stay in hospital with a completely mad woman in the bed opposite, I found the best way to deal with her was to open my laptop which cut her out of my view. Even if I did nothing on the laptop, just not seeing her and her antics helped a lot. I'm very hard of hearing which was fortunate in this case but perhaps you need ear pads or earphones if you aren't.

kateluvscats · 17/11/2022 12:37

Some people don't have mental health issues they're just disgusting pigs, the nose picking turns my stomach.

MrsElijahMikaelson1 · 17/11/2022 12:38

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Pleasecreateausername13 · 17/11/2022 12:40

OP you have my sympathies.

Im actually sick to fuck of “mental health” issues being used to excuse every single shitey action someone does.

Herejustforthisone · 17/11/2022 12:40

Toddlerteaplease · 17/11/2022 10:05

Unfortunately it's not any of your business, annoying as it is and H is for hospital. Not hotel.

Don’t be a dick.

Brigante9 · 17/11/2022 12:40

GrannyAchingsShepherdsHut · 17/11/2022 10:06

OP, if you unattach the curtain from the leftmost hook, at the top, you should be able to slide the whole curtain round without it unfolding then just put it between you and her.

Beautiful, then the nurses can still see you but you can't see her-at least you won't have to see her filthy antics!

I absolutely empathise, @mullerfruitcorner I became extra intolerant of the lying from the patient next to me, the smells, the noises, it's very hard to cope when you aren't allowed to/can't move. I was non-mobile so couldn't even move to close my curtains. Drove me nuts for 2 weeks. 9 weeks would kill me.

ButterCrackers · 17/11/2022 12:48

Pleasecreateausername13 · 17/11/2022 12:40

OP you have my sympathies.

Im actually sick to fuck of “mental health” issues being used to excuse every single shitey action someone does.

Agree

ZandathePanda · 17/11/2022 13:01

Abra1t · 17/11/2022 12:30

You may need to move your humour/irony sensor up a notch as it's not picking up what was meant light-heartedly.

I could tell OP has been in hospital for a while as Dd and I get much darker in our humour when we’ve been in a while. Dd has a possible stay in a childrens ward over Christmas and she’s plotting revenge about Santa disclosures if any one winds her up (she wouldn’t obviously but it keeps you more sane).

PrincessofWellies · 17/11/2022 13:01

Do you have earphones? What works for me is earphones and a book or magazine.

mullerfruitcorner · 17/11/2022 13:05

Crankley · 17/11/2022 12:37

When I had a long stay in hospital with a completely mad woman in the bed opposite, I found the best way to deal with her was to open my laptop which cut her out of my view. Even if I did nothing on the laptop, just not seeing her and her antics helped a lot. I'm very hard of hearing which was fortunate in this case but perhaps you need ear pads or earphones if you aren't.

Genius!

Literally doing that now. Such a simple but good idea!

OP posts:
mullerfruitcorner · 17/11/2022 13:06

Pleasecreateausername13 · 17/11/2022 12:40

OP you have my sympathies.

Im actually sick to fuck of “mental health” issues being used to excuse every single shitey action someone does.

Yupppp, me too

OP posts:
tsmainsqueeze · 17/11/2022 13:11

Toddlerteaplease · 17/11/2022 10:05

Unfortunately it's not any of your business, annoying as it is and H is for hospital. Not hotel.

Of course its her business ! would you say this if it were a man exposing his genitals ?

Trinidading3 · 17/11/2022 13:15

You'll miss her when she's gone....look at it as alternative entertainment.....ask the Matron to move her bed so she's not facing you and preferably away in a corner area? Wishing you better soon.... This reminds me of being in a ward by myself....I couldn't move and the nurse did not put the bell button near me....I had to phone the hospital from my mobile even though I was in the hospital....nobody picked up I got a answering machine....I had a nurse sleeping opposite in the bed....I had to wait until she woke up to ask her for help....lol no joke......
Another time....I went to get a blanket for my sick dad from the hospital cupboard and a nurse was having a break in the cupboard.....

LaGioconda · 17/11/2022 13:18

Toddlerteaplease · 17/11/2022 10:05

Unfortunately it's not any of your business, annoying as it is and H is for hospital. Not hotel.

How can it conceivably not be OP's business? What a bizarre response.

MrsOgmorePritchard · 17/11/2022 13:19

What are we supposed to say. It sounds like she has mental health issues and I hope her relatives are not reading.

MrsOgmorePritchard · 17/11/2022 13:20

ButterCrackers · 17/11/2022 12:48

Agree

Well in this case it's appropriate, it's a fucking hospital.

greekyog · 17/11/2022 13:24

MrsOgmorePritchard · 17/11/2022 13:19

What are we supposed to say. It sounds like she has mental health issues and I hope her relatives are not reading.

Another one with the attitude of mental health excuses shitty / disgusting behaviours.

Having a mental health issues doesn't make it any less gross or distressing to look at.

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