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*Content warning - graphic picture* HELP!!! what on earth is this??

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moonmoon123 · 12/11/2022 19:46

Not aibu but desperate for help, what is this strange thing on my toilet roll after wiping???
TMI!!! it’s awful btw

*Content warning - graphic picture* HELP!!! what on earth is this??
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moonmoon123 · 12/11/2022 19:46

It’s stringy and jelly, like playing with children’s slime

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moonmoon123 · 12/11/2022 19:47

moonmoon123 · 12/11/2022 19:46

It’s stringy and jelly, like playing with children’s slime

not that I sat and played with it obvs! but had a feel to see the texture. Google’s not help

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Glitterybee · 12/11/2022 19:47

dear god no idea!!!!! Did that come out of you?

Ringbling85 · 12/11/2022 19:48

It’s just discharge @moonmoon123 🤷‍♀️

Gazelda · 12/11/2022 19:48

Um, do you think that maybe you should have put a 'gross pic' warning in the title?

anxiousweewill · 12/11/2022 19:48

Is it green?

TheRookie · 12/11/2022 19:48

Is that not just egg white mucus? It appears when you're ovulating.

Hugasauras · 12/11/2022 19:49

Cervical mucus most likely. Sometimes it can come out in a clump of jelly. Might want to put an advisory in the title though!

Loics · 12/11/2022 19:49

@MNHQ Could you put some sort of gross picture warning? My already portly self did not need to see that!

Loics · 12/11/2022 19:49

Loics · 12/11/2022 19:49

@MNHQ Could you put some sort of gross picture warning? My already portly self did not need to see that!

*poorly! Although portly could be accurate these days too.

Ringbling85 · 12/11/2022 19:50

Sorry I sent that too early, it’s a tad green. Maybe keep an eye or see gp or pharmacy as it might be the start of an infection

itwasntmetho · 12/11/2022 19:50

Ovulation snot.

VainAbigail · 12/11/2022 19:51

It’s just ovulation mucus.

mileaminute · 12/11/2022 19:51

Ffs. Please don't post discharge photos without some kind of warning

Scurryfunge12 · 12/11/2022 19:51

It’s just normal discharge. The discolouring is possibly old period blood. You should have put a warning on this as some people are quite queasy about this sort of thing - luckily not me!

NeverHadANickname · 12/11/2022 19:52

Looks like mucous from around ovulation but not sure about it being green.

SlashBeef · 12/11/2022 19:52

Bleurgh

Lululimes · 12/11/2022 19:53

It’s discharge

grow up

moonmoon123 · 12/11/2022 19:54

Lululimes · 12/11/2022 19:53

It’s discharge

grow up

why’s it green though hun, I know it’s discharge

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itwasntmetho · 12/11/2022 19:55

I think the grow up might be directed at the people going “errr I need a warning”

ghostyslovesheets · 12/11/2022 19:55

Blimey - show some dignity!

Scurryfunge12 · 12/11/2022 19:56

It might not be green, it just looks dark to me. Maybe brownish, if it’s brown it’s probably old blood. If it’s green, possibly gonorrhoea! Does it smell?

Lululimes · 12/11/2022 19:57

moonmoon123 · 12/11/2022 19:54

why’s it green though hun, I know it’s discharge

The grow up was for all those winging that they need a warning on the title!

Have you had any dietary changes, or moved to a new contraceptive recently? I had something similar when moving to a different pill last year

itwasntmetho · 12/11/2022 19:57

I don’t think it’s a big problem that a startled worried person would post a pic wanting reassurance. I get health anxiety, I like reassurance.

Blowyourowntrumpet · 12/11/2022 19:58

Is it a slug?