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*Content warning - graphic picture* HELP!!! what on earth is this??

135 replies

moonmoon123 · 12/11/2022 19:46

Not aibu but desperate for help, what is this strange thing on my toilet roll after wiping???
TMI!!! it’s awful btw

*Content warning - graphic picture* HELP!!! what on earth is this??
OP posts:
OtterOnToast · 12/11/2022 20:50

@userxx I can't lie.. If I'd have been wearing pearls, I'd have clutched them. Hard

ScarierThanBoo · 12/11/2022 20:52

@PoseyFlump if you're realllyyyy lucky you may see my old infected ingrown toenail!

Op, I'm sure it's nowt to worry about but as per pp suggestion, get checked if it's unusual for you. FWIW I also thought it was a wee slug with the antennae.

b8tes7sw · 12/11/2022 20:53

Looks like normal mucus to me, like you get when you are ovulating

MaybeSmaller · 12/11/2022 20:53

Bum or fanny?

PoseyFlump · 12/11/2022 20:53

OtterOnToast · 12/11/2022 20:49

@PoseyFlump glad to be of service. Enjoy now!!

I feel violated 😂 but now I know the box is there I'm just gonna struggle to not look inside!

WhyOY · 12/11/2022 20:53

userxx · 12/11/2022 20:40

That is indeed an arsehole. Did so someone take the photo or is she just talented ?

Oh I just ventured over there. it is a bumhole. My word.

PoseyFlump · 12/11/2022 20:54

MaybeSmaller · 12/11/2022 20:53

Bum or fanny?

Who you asking?

LikeTearsInRain · 12/11/2022 20:55

did partner cum in you earlier in the day?

Theunamedcat · 12/11/2022 20:56

PoseyFlump · 12/11/2022 20:54

Who you asking?

That's a good point is it a text to their significant other? Is it for the OP?

POTC · 12/11/2022 20:57

What's graphic about that photo? 🤷‍♀️

PoseyFlump · 12/11/2022 21:00

@OtterOnToast and @ScarierThanBoo I think I need an intervention. I've just visited sporner corner and started getting disappointed when there was NO photo 😂

BedTaker · 12/11/2022 21:03

What does it smell like OP (can't believe I just asked that but I'm kind of curious!).

Heading over to sporners corner now Grin

moonmoon123 · 12/11/2022 21:04

MaybeSmaller · 12/11/2022 20:53

Bum or fanny?

Front not my bum

OP posts:
moonmoon123 · 12/11/2022 21:05

BedTaker · 12/11/2022 21:03

What does it smell like OP (can't believe I just asked that but I'm kind of curious!).

Heading over to sporners corner now Grin

No smell

OP posts:
Septemberintherain · 12/11/2022 21:05

Why are so many people so very squeamish on MN. Do they all poop out rose buds and fart out rainbow coloured dust?

CrabbitBastard · 12/11/2022 21:05

Are you pregnant? I had similar in the last weeks.

BedTaker · 12/11/2022 21:06

If it was BV it would smell i think? I wouldn't worry too much just erm, monitor...

Leromy · 12/11/2022 21:08

You lot make me laugh, she’s clearly just worried asking for help. I’ve seen plenty of pregnant women on here showing discharge and that’s fine but now you’re telling her have some dignity? Just rude for a maybe scared clearly confused woman. Leave her alone!

SavoirFlair · 12/11/2022 21:09

ImaniMumsnet · 12/11/2022 20:30

Hi @moonmoon123 - we've had a few requests for this to be moved to the health board as quite a few users have found the picture to be a bit much for them - would you be happy with this?

My goodness @ImaniMumsnet its your website, why do you need to ask - why not just move it to Health?

this is not an AIBU question and OP clearly posted for traffic.

she’s got her traffic, her reactions on a Saturday night from grossed out people, etc.. can you just move it??

Suzi888 · 12/11/2022 21:15

PurpleButterflyWings · 12/11/2022 20:24

There was NO WARNING about it being foul and graphic when I submitted my post. If you CBA to check properly, the TITLE has been edited. In actual fact, there was no need for YOUR comment. Hmm

@PurpleButterflyWings have a word with yourself. Enough internet for you today. “Help what on earth is this” didn’t bode well did it? Not really. Wasn’t ever going to be anything beautiful was it. Nope.

CheesenCrackersmm · 12/11/2022 21:16

A bit of Slimer from the Ghostbusters?

hellycat · 12/11/2022 21:20

Are you pregnant? On some kind of internal contraception? Have you got pain or a temperature? Or even menopausal, there is all kinda bizarre shit going on down there when you hit 48.

NotBloodyCovid · 12/11/2022 21:21

Jeeez ye absolute snowflakes. The poor op. She did say graphic picture content warning. What more warning do people want???

moonmoon123 · 12/11/2022 21:23

hellycat · 12/11/2022 21:20

Are you pregnant? On some kind of internal contraception? Have you got pain or a temperature? Or even menopausal, there is all kinda bizarre shit going on down there when you hit 48.

8 weeks PP, no contraception ( coil appointment is next week ) , no pain or anything

OP posts:
Darbs76 · 12/11/2022 21:31

Keep an eye on it if you’re 8wks PP, incase of infection