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*Content warning - graphic picture* HELP!!! what on earth is this??

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moonmoon123 · 12/11/2022 19:46

Not aibu but desperate for help, what is this strange thing on my toilet roll after wiping???
TMI!!! it’s awful btw

*Content warning - graphic picture* HELP!!! what on earth is this??
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SeasonaIVag · 12/11/2022 20:26

Alright calm down @PurpleButterflyWings

we get it 😂

Nillynally · 12/11/2022 20:28

Oh the overreaction from some people, get a grip.

CarefreeMe · 12/11/2022 20:29

SHIT. I have no idea why my post went on so many times.
Shock Am reporting to MN now!*

I think it just glitches sometimes.

PoseyFlump · 12/11/2022 20:29

itwasntmetho · 12/11/2022 19:50

Ovulation snot.

Not heard that one before 😂

WhyOY · 12/11/2022 20:29

What's your aibu?

ImaniMumsnet · 12/11/2022 20:30

Hi @moonmoon123 - we've had a few requests for this to be moved to the health board as quite a few users have found the picture to be a bit much for them - would you be happy with this?

PurpleButterflyWings · 12/11/2022 20:31

SeasonaIVag · 12/11/2022 20:26

Alright calm down @PurpleButterflyWings

we get it 😂

I'm so embarrassed! Blush 😂

FlissyPaps · 12/11/2022 20:32

It’s a flesh eating ninja slug and you need to phone for an ambulance now.

OtterOnToast · 12/11/2022 20:33

All I'm saying is don't venture over the 'sporner corner' where some poster is showing her full on arsehole

I did quite the double take

PhoenixIsFlying · 12/11/2022 20:34

🤢

WhyOY · 12/11/2022 20:34

FlissyPaps · 12/11/2022 20:32

It’s a flesh eating ninja slug and you need to phone for an ambulance now.

🤢

WhyOY · 12/11/2022 20:34

OtterOnToast · 12/11/2022 20:33

All I'm saying is don't venture over the 'sporner corner' where some poster is showing her full on arsehole

I did quite the double take

Wot

PurpleButterflyWings · 12/11/2022 20:34

CarefreeMe · 12/11/2022 20:29

SHIT. I have no idea why my post went on so many times.
Shock Am reporting to MN now!*

I think it just glitches sometimes.

Thanks @CarefreeMe Smile I tried to post the first time - and I kept getting 'server down!' I kept pressing -repost- as it kept saying the server was down and try again in a few seconds etc. Did it a few times and there are half a dozen posts the same (of mine.) CANNOT report either as it keeps jamming and glitching. Sorry everyone! Didn't realise it had posted multiple times. I will check NEXT TIME if it has posted before clicking 'submit post' again

OtterOnToast · 12/11/2022 20:35

@WhyOY don't take my word for it! I literally blinked. Hard.

WhyOY · 12/11/2022 20:37

OtterOnToast · 12/11/2022 20:35

@WhyOY don't take my word for it! I literally blinked. Hard.

I'm too scared to look

ZealAndArdour · 12/11/2022 20:37

Suzi888 · 12/11/2022 20:16

I would be worried, it appears green. Google tells its BV. Get to Boots for some gel.

BV is normally a slippy, watery greyish discharge with an unmistakeable fish smell.

Green could be Trichomoniasis.

PoseyFlump · 12/11/2022 20:39

OtterOnToast · 12/11/2022 20:33

All I'm saying is don't venture over the 'sporner corner' where some poster is showing her full on arsehole

I did quite the double take

What's the sporner corner? (Asking for a friend)

userxx · 12/11/2022 20:40

OtterOnToast · 12/11/2022 20:33

All I'm saying is don't venture over the 'sporner corner' where some poster is showing her full on arsehole

I did quite the double take

That is indeed an arsehole. Did so someone take the photo or is she just talented ?

WhyOY · 12/11/2022 20:40

PoseyFlump · 12/11/2022 20:39

What's the sporner corner? (Asking for a friend)

I ventured there once and it was full of pimple popping

TulipVictory · 12/11/2022 20:41

aintnothinbutagstring · 12/11/2022 20:13

I thought it was a worm (hope not for your sake OP) 😂

Read this as "hope not for your SNAKE" 🤣🤣🤣

RosesAndHellebores · 12/11/2022 20:43

I've no idea what it is. Could be mucousy anal or vaginal discharge of some description caused either by ovulation, fanny gallops or IBS.

I may gently venture it had turned a greenish hue in retaliation for the op using the boakworthy term "hun".

If nothings itching, stinging or aching I'd say give it a few weeks to check for repetition and if it happens again, speak tobyiur GP. Actually make a precautionary appointment now. It may take you five days to get through, five for the Dr to call back and then two/three weeks for the first available appointment.

PoseyFlump · 12/11/2022 20:44

I'd never heard of the sporner corner. What the actual fuck have I just seen 😂😂

EveryFlightBeginsWithAFall · 12/11/2022 20:47

Probably just ovulation mucus, I've had it occasionally over the years where its had a greenish tinge and it's never been a problem

FluffySocks0 · 12/11/2022 20:49

It might be nothing but green discharge can be a sign of infection so it might be worth getting yourself checked out by a doctor. Have you got any other symptoms that might point towards something like BV? like a fishy smell for example.

OtterOnToast · 12/11/2022 20:49

@PoseyFlump glad to be of service. Enjoy now!!