*Content warning - graphic picture* HELP!!! what on earth is this??

[moonmoon123]

Not aibu but desperate for help, what is this strange thing on my toilet roll after wiping???
TMI!!! it’s awful btw

Alright calm down @PurpleButterflyWings

we get it 😂

Oh the overreaction from some people, get a grip.

SHIT. I have no idea why my post went on so many times.
Shock Am reporting to MN now!*

I think it just glitches sometimes.

Not heard that one before 😂

What's your aibu?

Hi @moonmoon123 - we've had a few requests for this to be moved to the health board as quite a few users have found the picture to be a bit much for them - would you be happy with this?

I'm so embarrassed! 😂

It’s a flesh eating ninja slug and you need to phone for an ambulance now.

All I'm saying is don't venture over the 'sporner corner' where some poster is showing her full on arsehole

I did quite the double take

🤢

🤢

Wot

Thanks @CarefreeMe I tried to post the first time - and I kept getting 'server down!' I kept pressing -repost- as it kept saying the server was down and try again in a few seconds etc. Did it a few times and there are half a dozen posts the same (of mine.) CANNOT report either as it keeps jamming and glitching. Sorry everyone! Didn't realise it had posted multiple times. I will check NEXT TIME if it has posted before clicking 'submit post' again

@WhyOY don't take my word for it! I literally blinked. Hard.

I'm too scared to look

BV is normally a slippy, watery greyish discharge with an unmistakeable fish smell.

Green could be Trichomoniasis.

What's the sporner corner? (Asking for a friend)

That is indeed an arsehole. Did so someone take the photo or is she just talented ?

I ventured there once and it was full of pimple popping

Read this as "hope not for your SNAKE" 🤣🤣🤣

I've no idea what it is. Could be mucousy anal or vaginal discharge of some description caused either by ovulation, fanny gallops or IBS.

I may gently venture it had turned a greenish hue in retaliation for the op using the boakworthy term "hun".

If nothings itching, stinging or aching I'd say give it a few weeks to check for repetition and if it happens again, speak tobyiur GP. Actually make a precautionary appointment now. It may take you five days to get through, five for the Dr to call back and then two/three weeks for the first available appointment.

I'd never heard of the sporner corner. What the actual fuck have I just seen 😂😂

Probably just ovulation mucus, I've had it occasionally over the years where its had a greenish tinge and it's never been a problem

It might be nothing but green discharge can be a sign of infection so it might be worth getting yourself checked out by a doctor. Have you got any other symptoms that might point towards something like BV? like a fishy smell for example.

@PoseyFlump glad to be of service. Enjoy now!!