AWFUL NAMES TO CALL YOU CHILD...

[Justine888]

I dont think there's anything people get more worked up over something that is none of their business than what someone has or wants to call their child.
With this in mind, I thought it might be fun for people to nominate some really bad names they've heard friends or relatives have given to these poor little children.... Whats the worst you've ever heard?
Who knows... this page might be inspiration for some pregnant ladies out there!
Have fun!

ooh childfriendly - my DH wanted to call both our DSs Thaddeus. I hated it! Can you imagine it shortened to 'Thad' - sounds like splat or thump or some other noise.

Neither got called that needless to say!

I'm not to keen on names that aren't names - but things - or surnames - to be honest. Bailey, Oakley etc...but anything is better than yet another Freddie or Harry or Josh or Rosie, or Lily..Daisy... Just so damn many of them!!!

someone i know has twin boys called jonathan-james and james-jonathan.
i just think why couldn't they have given them one each!!

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I quite like the name Thaddeus.........................

A girl my Sister knows is pregnant with a little girl and they're going to call her Chardonnay. Oh but are we not all sooo over Footballers Wives?

janine, which means unformed foetus. i always thought that a particularly cruel name to call your beautiful dd

baby-names.familyeducation.com/name-meaning/janine
This is what ive found the name Janine means!

Our local councillor is called Rod Menlove

There was a documentary on a few years ago about a family (mum called Anne-Marie and dad Roddy) who had children (son called Roddy and daughter called - well you guess.) I have a ds2 whose 1st name starts with the same letter as his dads, and we get confused with the post now (ds2 is 10). what would it be like if everyone in the house had the same name

at my school we have a boy called kid

I was at school with some boys where all 3 boys in the family had the same initial, which was also the same as their dad's. They said when a letter came for Mr Initial.Surname they had to let Mum open it.

Hatrick - Another Harper Lee fan here... My mother was furious "What ??? Scout ?? As in boy scout ??". Also love Atticus

I knew of triplets once (2 girls and a boy) who were called, Faith, Hope and ... Colin

Lyrasilvertongue.. i'm deadly serious. Iyasi San as my dad knows him is a Japanese business man. and his first name really is Itch..

and yes, Herr Wanke is german, but whenever he gets my fathers answer phone he announces himself very loudly as "Vank!"

Captain mommy.. i had a boyfriend and his parents were Rose and Roger.
They names their kids Robin, Ryan, Ricky and Rachel.

Deciding who's post was who's was a complete nightmare!

Summermummy - I'm curious - what's your son's name....

I'm racking my brains and the only name I can think would cause great offence is Adolf.

i know of a man called emerald....i thought this was a lovely name until i met him, lets just say not the best looking bloke in the world!!!

LOL at Lorraine Elain and Gordon Bennett!!Hilarious

There is an old teletubbies episode and the television clip bit has 4 boys called Matthew, Mark, Luke and Angus

I went to school with a boy called
"Parke Street"- he was American. And a boy called "Om", the noise you're supposed to make when meditating (I think).
A couple I knew called their kids "Karma" and "Beezer"- Karma speaks for itself; Beezer, however, was the nickname for BSA British motorbikes. Parents were bikers/hippies, in case you hadn't guessed.

Also at my school were Duncan, Dewy, Dody and Ducky, two brothers and their two sisters.

Oh, just remembered another one. Three brothers I knew in the early 80's called Luke, Skler and Walker. Their parents were big star wars fans. Americans obviously

Day-jurnay has always been a favourite of mine

That should have been Skyler, not Skler