As a Scot I'm really enjoying being told how wee we are, how poor we are, and just how stupid we are by non-Scots.
No, seriously, I am.
I just wonder why non-Scots don't demand their own independence from the sponging Jocks? Why don't their masters want to offload the sponging Jocks?
Meanwhile, I'll just continue to thank the non-Scots for our free university tuition, free personal care, free prescriptions, free bridge tolls, free hospital car parking, carers' additional supplements, additional child supplements (£25 per child, per week), free bus passes for young people, and free baby boxes to welcome every new Scot.
I am specifically grateful due to the fact non-Scots deny themselves all of these things in order to provide them to us.
Thank you so very, very much.