@RedToothBrush 😀 although is there a headless chicken emoji?
semi-seriously all their talk of unity shows a spectacular reality detachment
Now this is a bit out of left-field but their best bet, using their current majority, might be to surprise us all and legislate for full electoral reform. PR. Then they can happily split into the One Nation Party, and then the Bakers, Bravemans, JRMs and assorted other ideological fundamentalists could form the Extreme Libertarian and Complete Fuckwit Party. Granted the Electoral Commission might have some views on whether the full title could be printed on a ballot paper. However a number of solvent manufacturers have not yet sniffed at the prospect of backing them.
Nadine would obviously create a new third way with a Bring Back Boris party. It / she would stand a candidate, always called Nadine, at every available by-election.
so whilst removed forever as a party of government some of them could through PR still hope for a role in a broader future coalition if they were lucky.
Perhaps there really is a Brexit Dividend. An awfully expensive one, however the self-destruction and electoral evisceration of the Conservative Party could possibly be seen as such.