To question my DH about the bizarre items ive found?

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I've been away for work, I have come back to find items that certainly aren't mine, some quite bizarre things. A top, pink nail clippers, womens razor, small makeup pallete, all things that don't belong to me. My DD had also said to me on face time when I was away that DH was talking to a lady in the shower on the phone (she is only 5) so I didn't question her I just left it.
He also keeps checking my phone when I'm not in the room which is adding to my suspicion as that isnt normal behaviour for him.
I feel a bit silly really, it's a few random items but I know they do not belong to me and i feel like hes being weird. I'm not sure now if I'm over thinking or if I should genuinely ask him who the fuck the pink nail clippers belong to 😳😂AIBU to ask or am I being a twat? How do I go forward with this? Any help greatly appreciated.

Has he admitted to having an affair with her and having her in the house?
Is he leaving permanently or to give you space but then hoping to come back?

I think drinking wine and venting on here is a perfectly reasonable response to discovering that your DP and DF to your DCs is a cheating fuckwit.

Better than cutting his clothes into 2" strips and shitting in his shoes.

Is it possible then that it wasn't his ex that he had over this time, OP? That it may be some other woman you don't even know?

After he gave me his phone, I went upstairs and just said her name. He burst into tears apologising, said it was once bla bla bla. I don't believe him.

Total slut! The town bike! Let her crack on. Might be worth letting her DP know poor bastard.

Massive hugs to you. I'm so glad the house and car are in your name, smart lady. Please don't give him another chance. He wants a girl when he has a good woman.

Hope you're OK OP

They're married. The house being in her name doesn't matter. It is a martial asset and he'll get a share of it.

Fuck me, you're amazing.

I'm sorry you're going through this, but big respect 🙏

Can I at least top up your 🍷 for you? 🍾🍾🍾

I'd text back saying it's Names, wife but don't worry, I understand it must be hard keeping track of all the married men you're banging.

I've been trying to think of a response and that's perfect. Sent it! Thanks 😂

Are you going to tell her boyfriend, OP?

I bloody well would.

Too bloody right!

Glad to be of service.

Yes I am going to, but I'm going to wait until later on. Give her a bit of time to panick about it first.
Although I'm sure she won't care, she doesn't seem to have a soul.

I wouldn’t even play games.

I would just tell her who it is and tell her she needs to come and get h asap as he’s not staying there tonight.

Tell him what you’ve told her and tell him to pack his bags and wait outside for her.

So sorry OP.
id probably also be inclined to text his DM who he was happy to slag you off to about his activities.
What a delight she raised.

I was lucky enough to have an amazing mother and father that taught me the importance of protecting my assets despite loving a person, things can go sour, like they have. I am so glad I listened.
He's lost an awful lot for an easy lay.

I’m sorry this has happened to you OP and then he had the audacity to call you a lunatic when he knew he had done wrong

What is wrong with people 🤦‍♀️ I'm really sorry this is happening op, right now you must be raging with all the adrenaline coursing through you but I hope you have a good support network in place for when it wears off as I imagine the sadness hasnt hit you yet. Sending lots of comfort and hoping you have plenty of wine 💐

Stay strong
Stay dignified
and get even

Shag his dad, OP.

Hahaha😂THIS. I NEED MORE OF THIS LADIES. 😂
Just as an update. He still hasn't left, he keeps trying to talk to me. Ugh.

"Shag his Dad" 😂😂😂

I mean if your going to shag his dad might as marry him and made xdh your step son. 😂

what a loser though. Giving up everything for an easy lay with an ex. Couldn’t even get someone new had to go back to an old bang who’s very easy apparently since she also has a partner.