For those questioning my posts on other threads...
Yes, technically I live in a three bedroom house but the third bedroom was converted into an upstairs bathroom some years ago by previous owners. I can't be bothered to check but I think it was on a thread about bathroom renovations and it was to give an indication of space/layout of my house. But in reality, but house is a two bedroom house with a upstairs and downstairs bathroom.
Secondly, yes, my son has recently turned three (this week). In my previous post on another thread (again, I can't be bothered to check) I said he was three before he turned three (shock fucking horror) because it's a damn sight quicker than typing he's two and 8/9/10 or however many months he was at the time and felt less pedantic.
Christ alive.