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AIBU?

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To get annoyed at DH having a poo during our morning routine?

370 replies

doggiemum247 · 21/09/2022 09:34

We have a 9mo dd. Since she was born, I've gotten up an hour before she does so I can do everything I need to in the shower, blow dry my hair if needed, get dressed, pump milk etc. my husband sleeps in while I do this. If dd wakes in this time, dh takes her into bed with him for a cuddle until I'm ready to take her for breakfast and we all eat together- important for her development but also if I don't have someone helping me with breakfast, I almost never get to eat because she gets very whiny and upset in the high chair if she's not actually eating. This morning, he announced as I was going downstairs that he was going for a poo and shower (he usually does this in the evening once she's gone to bed).

I suppose for most people this wouldn't be a problem. But I rely on his support in the morning (by which I mean him holding her and then coming to breakfast with us, it's not like I'm asking that much of him) and it took me by surprise. I got annoyed. I said "if you knew you needed 20 minutes in the morning to get ready, you should have told me and I would have gotten up 20 minutes earlier so I could have played with her while you did that".

He got annoyed at me back saying "it's only 20 minutes" and "it's no big deal, it's not like you do anything or need to be anywhere". I study from home while looking after dd during the day.

I explained that if he'd just told me, I wouldn't need to try and juggle dd on my own for 20 minutes when it could have easily been factored in. He wouldn't even have had to get up early! I would have gotten up 20 mins earlier to allow him that time!!!

Needless to say, I didn't get my breakfast and probably won't get a chance to until later now because I have things to get done this morning while also watching dd. Currently BFing her.

To add insult to injury, when I came upstairs with dd, dh had left his stinky dirty pants on the office chair I sit at all day to work. Didn't seem to think this was a problem either.

The main problem though is that even though I've asked him to let me know if he needs 20 minutes in the morning to get ready and I'll factor that into my routine, he's point blank refusing, saying it's unnecessary and I need to ease up. It's not a make or break thing but to me it seems like such an easy thing to just let me know the night before and I'll get up early, rather than having to struggle for those 20 minutes. It's just be a lot less stress al around.

Am I being too rigid and type A, or would others expect their partners to let them know if they needed extra time in the morning to get ready, rather than just taking it out of time that is already very busy?

OP posts:
Electriq · 21/09/2022 09:35

Sorry, YABU.

doggiemum247 · 21/09/2022 09:36

I should add that I know he can't help when he needs a poo :p that on its own wouldn't need 20 minutes though, it's the shower and getting ready after that's really annoying. He usually only needs a few minutes in the morning to get ready!

OP posts:
LisaD1 · 21/09/2022 09:36

Your poor DH, he has to fit his bodily functions around this morning routine. If he needs to go he needs to go.

Dacadactyl · 21/09/2022 09:36

I would have been annoyed too. But whether I'd said anything to him or not would depend upon how often this sort of thing happens.

Newjobformoremoney · 21/09/2022 09:37

This is not a big deal...

SoldierBoy · 21/09/2022 09:37

He's supposed to let you know the night before that he'll need a poo in the morning? As hard as it is op this doesn't sound sustainable that you can only eat or do anything if someone else is entertaining the baby

MrsPelligrinoPetrichor · 21/09/2022 09:37

He doesn't need 20 mins to poo but equally don't be a martyr about breakfast, of course you can get yourself something to eat.

FetchezLaVache · 21/09/2022 09:38

YANBU about the pants. That's gross. But you ABU about the rest of it.

LT2 · 21/09/2022 09:38

doggiemum247 · 21/09/2022 09:36

I should add that I know he can't help when he needs a poo :p that on its own wouldn't need 20 minutes though, it's the shower and getting ready after that's really annoying. He usually only needs a few minutes in the morning to get ready!

The title suggests otherwise😵‍💫

ShuffleCase · 21/09/2022 09:38

YABU and need to relax a bit

Also you are in charge not your DD and it’s important that you eat. Put her down and eat your breakfast. Doesn’t matter if she whines. Continuing to pander to
her won’t solve this.

yogonop · 21/09/2022 09:39

Yabu and too rigid

Justsleep · 21/09/2022 09:39

YABU
except for the dirty pants- yanbu.

Nap1983 · 21/09/2022 09:39

I’m sorry but you sound like an absolute nightmare to live with…

Kanaloa · 21/09/2022 09:40

I thought this would be one of those men who disappears off to have a poo/mess with his phone for an hour while you sort 4 kids for the school run.

I think you’re maybe making a lot out of a little. I’d tell him to move his dirty pants as you’re not his mum, but your child doesn’t need somebody holding her every second of the day. Let her whinge a bit while you eat breakfast. Or scatter some cheerios or something across the high chair and let her scavenge while you eat. You’re sort of making a rod for your own back if you really think you can’t possibly allow your husband to spend 20 mins in the bathroom because otherwise there’s no way you could eat breakfast.

Carrotzen · 21/09/2022 09:40

Is this a regular thing or a one off? Presumably he needs to have a shower every morning? And he can't help it if he needs a poo

I think YABU. Its just breakfast, I don't think you can justify needing 2 parents every morning for breakfast.

vodkaredbullgirl · 21/09/2022 09:40

🤔

Kanaloa · 21/09/2022 09:40

MrsPelligrinoPetrichor · 21/09/2022 09:37

He doesn't need 20 mins to poo but equally don't be a martyr about breakfast, of course you can get yourself something to eat.

He was also showering and getting ready for work - the thing that takes op an hour. I’d say 20 minutes is a quick shower and morning routine.

OnTheRunWithMannyMontana · 21/09/2022 09:41

YABU and a bit over dramatic.

I mean this in the kindest of ways but are you sleep deprived? Is he helping if baby wakes in the night? I only ask because I can get quite ratty when I'm tired.

I think you do need to ease up on this routine. It's really restrictive, I get that baby gets whiny but you are being a complete martyr to now suggest that you cannot have any breakfast just because your DH stepped out of your routine to go for a poo and a shower...

RudsyFarmer · 21/09/2022 09:41

I don’t take 20 mins to have a shit. So it’s a YANBU from me.

Afterfire · 21/09/2022 09:41

Yabu.

If you’re at home all day you’ll just have to muddle through. Wait till your dc has a nap or keep them with you whilst you have a shower etc (I used a play pen and baby monitor, yeah they whinge sometimes but that’s life)!

WhenISnappedAndFarted · 21/09/2022 09:41

YABU, far too rigid and your DH is quite right.

If a man came on here and said he can only feed his child with the help of his partner then he'd have his arse handed to him.

TwinkleChristmas · 21/09/2022 09:41

Yeh YABU.

Hoppinggreen · 21/09/2022 09:41

Far too rigid.
It doesn’t take 2 people to give a baby breakfast either

ZeroFuchsGiven · 21/09/2022 09:41

You are being ridiculous, why on earth does it take 2 people to feed a baby? Not to mention you are BF so why cant you eat toast and drink coffee whilst doing so? Thats what most people do.

I actually feel bad for your h that you expecting him to only shower and shit when its deemed approriate by you, I would go as far as saying that is bordering on abuse tbh.

Cuck00soup · 21/09/2022 09:41

Can you let go of the sit down breakfast in the morning? Yes, it may be good for development but you can both sit down with her in the evenings.

Get your DH to do get breakfast whilst you are in the shower.