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Lazy river ownership

186 replies

Hollibobs123 · 29/08/2022 11:08

Currently on holiday exploring the pool area.

We decided to go for an adventure, we adventured (my wife and I) to the private villas (swim up), we then adventured back (on a nice floaty).

On the way back we heard a comment from a private villa occupant that the adventure path was reserved for private villa occupants. No signage to say can't go down it and we were quiet, just wanted to see what was up that part of the pool.

Being my good self I wholeheartedly intend to adventure there again. AIBU, I most definitely think so.

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justfiveminutes · 30/08/2022 20:23

girlmom21 · 30/08/2022 20:19

Best way to imagine the villa river is a tributary that leads to a dead end, a cul de sac of sorts. I guess the AIBU is akin to walking ones dog around a cul de sac in a super posh area, it's a toughie and clearly niggled said villa resident.

It's like trampling on their gardens

Only if the river belongs to them, or is provided for their personal, private use.

RootinandTootin · 30/08/2022 20:26

Well done, you’re obnoxious.

Meraas · 30/08/2022 20:29

Hollibobs123 · 30/08/2022 08:25

Morning all,

I can confirm the adventure path is now just a pool with a number of lazy rivers. We do like an explore an the entire perimeter has been scouted and logged.

Best way to imagine the villa river is a tributary that leads to a dead end, a cul de sac of sorts. I guess the AIBU is akin to walking ones dog around a cul de sac in a super posh area, it's a toughie and clearly niggled said villa resident.

Will we have the courage to adventure to the villa of doom....will we floaty on by.....only time will tell.

Keep on adventuring! Smile

I’m very jealous!

FarmerRefuted · 30/08/2022 20:54

If it dead ends where those villas are then it's clearly not a thoroughfare and is there to provide swim up access.

I bet you're insufferable at parties too.

justfiveminutes · 30/08/2022 21:03

I can't imagine anyone objecting to you just passing by their villa.

If you were walking on a footpath past their villa, I doubt anyone would object and this feels the same to me.

If they don't like it they could ask the hotel to speak to you or put up a sign.

You are there not us, if you think it feels like it's ok then it probably is.

Theimpossiblegirl · 30/08/2022 21:04

Very important question.
What is your float? I'm hoping a giant unicorn at the very least.

1982mommaof4 · 30/08/2022 21:14

SunnyD44 · 29/08/2022 11:47

OP top tip -

Posting something that other MNers will be jealous of (eg holiday) will always get you snarky comments.

You’ve also made the mistake of saying your DW, so posters may assume you’re a man.
Again something else that will get you snarky comments.

Ignore them.

This! Some people in this thread are so rude and I thought strait away it's because it may be a man

Inklingpot · 30/08/2022 21:16

I imagine the OP saying ‘I think you’ll find’ in a nasal voice when correcting someone.

saltinesandcoffeecups · 30/08/2022 21:55

So I’ve learned that I suck on the other AI thread so I’ll add my bit here…

Here are the rules as I know them:

If there are chairs on the non room side of the pool/river it’s public
If it spans more than a few rooms it’s public
If there aren’t signs, it’s public
If it spans a long distance/multiple buildings it’s public

Now here are the unspoken rules… They aren’t really public and people will get grumpy

PriamFarrl · 30/08/2022 22:22

Inklingpot · 30/08/2022 21:16

I imagine the OP saying ‘I think you’ll find’ in a nasal voice when correcting someone.

‘Actually…….’

girlmom21 · 31/08/2022 06:30

@justfiveminutes that section clearly is for private use

SuperCamp · 31/08/2022 07:09

Go back on a jet ski.

More adventurous.

QuebecBagnet · 31/08/2022 07:29

Is this you OP?

Lazy river ownership
justfiveminutes · 31/08/2022 07:41

girlmom21 · 31/08/2022 06:30

@justfiveminutes that section clearly is for private use

Oh, have you been?

girlmom21 · 31/08/2022 10:38

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toomuchlaundry · 31/08/2022 10:42

@justfiveminutes if you pay extra for a swim up pool and the pool doesn’t give through access I would say it was quite obvious that bit of pool is only for those residents.

Bit like sitting on their patio which I assume you wouldn’t do

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Hollibobs123 · 31/08/2022 13:10

Good afternoon all,

We've made the decision that while we are to completely free to use the villa adventure path we probably shouldn't. In other sad news.....

Our floaty (chairy mcchairface) suffered a slow puncture. He survived the previous holiday but alas this country will be his final resting place. He was a good floaty.

Backup floaty will be engaged tomorrow, he is more of a laydown mclayface and doesn't quite have the social capital of chairy mcchairface.

We did see angry villa resident yesterday (DP pointed out) at breakfast. Decision was made to eat our eggs and head to the lazy river.

I think all in all, the correct decision.

Still.........we have many days to go, maybe laydown mclayface (apologies for the name, it's not very good) needs to experience the adventure path too...

OP posts:
baroqueandblue · 31/08/2022 14:02

Gives names to glorified lilos, like they're people. Heaven help us Confused

economicervix · 31/08/2022 16:12

Did ye aye.

LilacLavenderStripes · 31/08/2022 16:27

Ah. I'd wondered where that 'merry hell' poster went to. Frangi-panni something or other.

baroqueandblue · 31/08/2022 18:15

economicervix · 31/08/2022 16:12

Did ye aye.

😄 😄 😄

MarmadukeSpillageEsquire · 31/08/2022 18:43

Please embellish your next update with interesting lies. Many thanks in advance.

Hollibobs123 · 01/09/2024 09:03

We're back.....in fact this is our third time here (but only our second time up the swim lane of dreams/villas).

It was completely uneventful, there were a few looks as we appeared on pinko pinko (lilo with a slow puncture), suffice to say it's not quite the right place/time for a polite "morning" but it felt less intrusive than last time.

Mayhaps tis a sort of getting used to being a minor annoyance.

I don't think we'll adventurepath again, at least not on this trip 🙂

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QuebecBagnet · 01/09/2024 09:10

Ha ha. Have you ever at any point in the last two years found out if you’re actually allowed there or not? Like asked an employee? How did you get to the lazy river this time if not by the path?

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