The sound of my husband chewing makes me want to kill myself.

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He's here now eating crisps. Anyone would think he's chewing through a fking concrete wall! And yyu should here the fucking racket when he's eating lettuce! I don't know who taught him to chew like that but OmFGOD I HATE IT!! . It makes me want to smash my face into a wall!
Swallowing noises too.

Anyone else hate the sound of their partner eating/swallowing?

I hate the 😋 emoji because it reminds me of an acquaintance who - while not a noisy eater, tbf - sticks her tongue out and runs it wetly right round her lips, while going "SCHLUURRRP!" to show how much she likes various foods.
Even a bloody custard cream, which really doesn't seem worth all that soggy sounding effort.

Misphones don't have an issue with their own eating noises.
Only other people's.

I think it's a throwback to neanderthal DNA or something, which gives a sensitivity to the sound of eatiy.

I have to walk out of the kitchen when my husband starts eating cereal and gulping his drink. It never used to be like this . I really can't bear it.

My DH has got a hollow fucking head,i leave the room if he's eating something crunchy. Put earphones on most of the time.
I do wonder about kids/adults who eat with their mouth open or loudly, why doesn't anyone tell them?

Out of curiosity, did it annoy you when you married him? 😂My husband's eating doesn't bother me, but my mum's... dear God, give me patience.

Mines insists he can't sneeze quietly. It is not only loud, but they come in batches of 3-4 and it is a horrible excessively loud slobbery wet sound followed by a dramatic sniff then an exhale of breath. Fucking drives me nuts. He never used to do it in our 20s/30s, only since his late 40s.

I said to him, what if you were at a funeral you just wouldn't, he insists he couldn't stop it. Told him if he ever does to expect to end up in the coffin with the deceased. 🤣

I’ve started wearing ear defenders when we eat our dinner

My partner makes a big deal of putting a bit of all his meal on his fork and spends fucking ages getting every last crumb. He also uses about 6 different condiments. He says it’s because he enjoys his food but I find it so so annoying. Just eat normally.

I wonder if anyone's NOT bothered by others eating. If I hear noises from others I literally could smash their heads in. It's irrational. Breathing doesn't bother me, nor sound of cutlery on crocks.

Oh god...my worst nightmare..eating with slobberers. I leave the room if I can.
My DC learnt by the end of toddlerhood to eat with mouth closed. DH has good manners too.

I did leave a job because of a boss who sniffed and snorted all day. He couldn't understand why some clients didn't go ahead with projects but snorted throughout meetings. Go figure..

My 16 year old daughter has misophonia. She wears earplugs at meals and we always have music on in the background as well which helps. It has rather killed off family snacks if we have a movie night's though. I guess it's healthier that way. 🙄
It took my husband a long time to appreciate that it's a real thing and she wasn't just making a fuss but he gets it now.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I know that one!

😂😂😂😂

It's slurping for me

Mum! Is that you?

😅

I thought my Dad was the only person in the land who chews soup!

Oh gosh yes. My brother in law makes that noise where he sucks snot into his mouth through his nose, my boss makes constant and unrelenting sex noises when he eats and my husband glugs drinks very loudly. All 3 things mean I literally have to sit on my hands because the feeling in my head makes me want to slap myself hard.

Its the num num num num foodie joy sounds, plus the appalling moans of pleasure/chomp/gasp and worst of all, the occasional snort, which makes my eyeballs bleed and sometimes I hear a distant high pitched screaming sound deep in my ear, no one else hears it, although my son will groan with rage and then my husband does this weird thing with his eyes screwed up and still carries shovelling it all in. It usually reaches fever pitch with the moist swallows....

My dh when he eats a boiled egg with runny yoke. Wet slipping and slurping noises. I have to leave the room. It’s absolutely gross.

I wonder this too.
How can the parent/partner not notice their wide gaping mouth with food sloshing around. So grim.
Went to see in-laws at the weekend and I could see every morsel that my FIL was chewing. My DD spent the whole breakfast with a horrified look on her face staring at him. I think she might have misophonia too

I too want to slice my husband’s head off with a garden spade when he crunches, gulps, chews and slurps.
when a dog crunches and gulps - no problem - I find it quite endearing. I don’t understand why it’s so different.

Excessive noise from cutlery on a plate etc really grinds me. Anyone else?

Just close your mouth whilst chewing! You're not a dog

My son (18) eats so fast, I hate sitting at the table with him. He’s just got his first girlfriend - hoping she can tell him it’s annoying as we have tried!