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I will not let you hide in the cloak and dagger Mumsnet Mafia

374 replies

TheResistance · 26/06/2022 19:44

you won’t get away with this

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DelorisVC · 26/06/2022 20:29

Well this is interesting, we haven’t had a good batshit thread for ages.

Hawkins001 · 26/06/2022 20:29

mummydoris2006 · 26/06/2022 20:25

Sorry but don't think they are keeping goats here , donkeys maybe but not many goats about. Maybe they have given it up as a bad job and decided decided reinstate the mafia 🤔

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Just thinking it would be the donkeys and secret packages along the beaches.

JuneJubilee · 26/06/2022 20:29

Hawkins001 · 26/06/2022 20:21

It has excellent perks, but difficult to get into,

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Did you think so??

i SO miss those days 🥲

Sniffypete · 26/06/2022 20:29

Conflictedunicorn · 26/06/2022 19:47

We have a mafia?? AWESOME!

Can I join?

BMW6 · 26/06/2022 20:31

Can I be a gangsters mole?

Sortilege · 26/06/2022 20:31

GingerPCatt · 26/06/2022 20:22

Nice little thread about love island you got there. Would be a shame if ah something happened to it. sniff If you know what I mean.

Just leave a lemon drizzle cake and a parking diagram on the counter and no one gets banned.

😂

Ive just seen your other thread

i think you may be a wee bit paranoid

I realise I might regret asking this @RufustheFloralmissingreindeer buy what other thread?

Hawkins001 · 26/06/2022 20:31

Sortilege · 26/06/2022 20:29

Southwold?

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I was thinking the fox archipelago alaska

Conflictedunicorn · 26/06/2022 20:31

Sniffypete · 26/06/2022 20:29

Can I join?

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Of course. We’re an inclusive mafias. Just bring cake

Arnaquer · 26/06/2022 20:31

Mafia?
I thought we were vipers.
Does that mean I can leave the nest?

Noglassjustthebottleandastraw · 26/06/2022 20:32

Have you been eating grilled watermelon op?

JuneJubilee · 26/06/2022 20:32

I only went out for 2 hours 😫

Hawkins001 · 26/06/2022 20:32

Conflictedunicorn · 26/06/2022 20:31

Of course. We’re an inclusive mafias. Just bring cake

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I second the cake, we just need a supplier for bagels

LaMarschallin · 26/06/2022 20:33

Leave the guns; take the cannoli.

Hawkins001 · 26/06/2022 20:33

Arnaquer · 26/06/2022 20:31

Mafia?
I thought we were vipers.
Does that mean I can leave the nest?

Or be double agents

LegInLegOut · 26/06/2022 20:33

You ain't seen me, right.

StewPots · 26/06/2022 20:34

Is the Cloak and Dagger a pub OP? And do the Mumsnet Mafia meet there? Because if so, I will bring my Mumsnet Mug I got sent for having a thread in Classics, and fill it with Elderflower Pimms or something….

gwenneh · 26/06/2022 20:34

Hawkins001 · 26/06/2022 20:32

I second the cake, we just need a supplier for bagels

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I’ve got some….contacts…that can help us with that.

Hawkins001 · 26/06/2022 20:35

gwenneh · 26/06/2022 20:34

I’ve got some….contacts…that can help us with that.

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Most excellent opportunity

Sortilege · 26/06/2022 20:35

Hawkins001 · 26/06/2022 20:31

I was thinking the fox archipelago alaska

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Ah. Close. 😁

dropthevipers · 26/06/2022 20:36

bit of an early start on the grog?

Pifflewiffle · 26/06/2022 20:36

MumsnetMafia · Today 19:57
I see I've been rumbled....

Hiding in plain sight. Or are you bluffing?

Hawkins001 · 26/06/2022 20:37

dropthevipers · 26/06/2022 20:36

bit of an early start on the grog?

All depends on the timezones

AlanRickmansworth · 26/06/2022 20:37

I'm taking the Cannolis! As you were...

WakeyCakeyHeart · 26/06/2022 20:38

A pint of water and a couple of paracetamol...you'll feel better in the morning babe

PeppaPigIsBacon · 26/06/2022 20:39

TBF the Cloak and Dagger looks quite nice. Wouldn’t mind hiding there for a while.

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