I will not let you hide in the cloak and dagger Mumsnet Mafia

[TheResistance]

you won’t get away with this

I've been around long enough for a sawn off shot-pen!

Anyway, everyone. Is the next MN mafia meeting at my house? I'll get the Lambrini and vol-au-vents in.

Hot chocolate please

Ooooo I've always wanted to get involved with the Mafia, they seem like they have lots of stories.

Cancel the cheque, OP. It's the only way to stop them

Oooooo I say, yes please

this is funny - funny haha?

Frankly I preferred being Royalty 👸🏻

Or we take them on the pretence, of a holiday, and then arrive in some distant outpost, and then "forget" and we head back to civilisation

Is this the latest MN advertising campaign? Pay for premium and get free mafia perks*

*t&c max 1 assassination per calendar month

It has excellent perks, but difficult to get into,

Nominating for classics.

Back in a sec, just getting some popcorn…..

Nice little thread about love island you got there. Would be a shame if ah something happened to it. sniff If you know what I mean.

Just leave a lemon drizzle cake and a parking diagram on the counter and no one gets banned.

God no. It should be reserved for actually funny or meaningful threads, not this tripe!!

Seen who???

Careful OP, we'll send you on a spa break you'll never forget.

Try as I might I can’t get that to fit the theme of The Italian Job.

Sorry but don't think they are keeping goats here , donkeys maybe but not many goats about. Maybe they have given it up as a bad job and decided decided reinstate the mafia 🤔

🍿 butter & salt please!! None of this sweet nonsense!!

That's understandable, think the show the unit.

You don't sound unhinged AT ALL!!

Does anyone know what this is about.
It's more confusing than the steak thread.

Southwold?