I will not let you hide in the cloak and dagger Mumsnet Mafia

[TheResistance]

you won’t get away with this

Waitrose, "the horror"

Share the gin, OP. I need some to listen to anymore of Glastonbury pensioners festival.

Can you repeat that again please

My favourite filling for jam tarts is lemon curd

👗🔪

Who has stolen Van Clomp's Madonna with the Big Boobies?

They're behhhhiiiiinnndddddddd yooouuuu!

Yes, but you had to have finished the course on Advanced Skulking to practice.

@JesusInTheCabbageVan thank you 😂

🐴 🛏

It gets crazy at Evensong I tell you.
That Church of England is a hotbed of radicalism

Will all mafia members, head to skull, hq, mi9 is after us.

Is that one of those little burrowing creatures?

Another for classics 😅😅

The candle with the handle.

🐴

I thought it was the Vogons!

Shhhh

<leaves a horse's head on the thread>
Sssshhh... You ain't seen me, right?

You just lost.....

I never saw a thing, I was busy with a cuppa and muffins

If we can solve your riddles, will we finally get all that right wing money we're due?

I was busy being a furry moll.

Then why are you wearing an orange glitter maxi dress and purple wig.
Come on!

Being too obvious in plain view, so to speak,