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I will not let you hide in the cloak and dagger Mumsnet Mafia

374 replies

TheResistance · 26/06/2022 19:44

you won’t get away with this

OP posts:
Hawkins001 · 26/06/2022 19:59

Staynow · 26/06/2022 19:58

Does it pay well? If so I'm interested. I'm definitely middle class if that helps my case, I even shop in Waitrose.

Waitrose, "the horror"

Badger1970 · 26/06/2022 19:59

Share the gin, OP. I need some to listen to anymore of Glastonbury pensioners festival.

Hawkins001 · 26/06/2022 19:59

MistyGreenAndBlue · 26/06/2022 19:59

I think you have this backwards
Isnt it the resistance who lurk in the shadows?

Leesten Vairy careeeefully. I shall say zis only wurnce.

Can you repeat that again please

Pinklimey · 26/06/2022 19:59

My favourite filling for jam tarts is lemon curd

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 26/06/2022 20:00

SouperNoodle · 26/06/2022 19:55

Diagram please

👗🔪

MurderAtTheBeautyPageant · 26/06/2022 20:00

Who has stolen Van Clomp's Madonna with the Big Boobies?

VoiceaFromUranus · 26/06/2022 20:01

They're behhhhiiiiinnndddddddd yooouuuu!

gwenneh · 26/06/2022 20:02

MistyGreenAndBlue · 26/06/2022 19:59

I think you have this backwards
Isnt it the resistance who lurk in the shadows?

Leesten Vairy careeeefully. I shall say zis only wurnce.

Yes, but you had to have finished the course on Advanced Skulking to practice.

SouperNoodle · 26/06/2022 20:02

@JesusInTheCabbageVan thank you 😂

CuriousCatfish · 26/06/2022 20:03

SouperNoodle · 26/06/2022 19:55

Diagram please

🐴 🛏

Maireas · 26/06/2022 20:03

dudsville · 26/06/2022 19:58

Is this the dark net version of MN or has someone had too much sacramental wine this evening?

It gets crazy at Evensong I tell you.
That Church of England is a hotbed of radicalism

Hawkins001 · 26/06/2022 20:03

Will all mafia members, head to skull, hq, mi9 is after us.

Maireas · 26/06/2022 20:04

CuriousCatfish · 26/06/2022 19:53

Can I be a gangsters moll?

Is that one of those little burrowing creatures?

MissNothing1991 · 26/06/2022 20:04

Another for classics 😅😅

Maireas · 26/06/2022 20:04

MurderAtTheBeautyPageant · 26/06/2022 20:00

Who has stolen Van Clomp's Madonna with the Big Boobies?

The candle with the handle.

legaltigger · 26/06/2022 20:07

🐴

Mochudubh · 26/06/2022 20:08

Hawkins001 · 26/06/2022 19:57

Besides I thought the borg, say collectively, resistance is futile.

I thought it was the Vogons!

PastMyBestBeforeDate · 26/06/2022 20:08

Shhhh

MNHQ
HebeMumsnet · 26/06/2022 20:09

<leaves a horse's head on the thread>
Sssshhh... You ain't seen me, right?

Dancingonmyownagain · 26/06/2022 20:09

You just lost.....

Hawkins001 · 26/06/2022 20:09

HebeMumsnet · 26/06/2022 20:09

<leaves a horse's head on the thread>
Sssshhh... You ain't seen me, right?

I never saw a thing, I was busy with a cuppa and muffins

Scout2016 · 26/06/2022 20:12

If we can solve your riddles, will we finally get all that right wing money we're due?

CuriousCatfish · 26/06/2022 20:13

I was busy being a furry moll.

Maireas · 26/06/2022 20:13

HebeMumsnet · 26/06/2022 20:09

<leaves a horse's head on the thread>
Sssshhh... You ain't seen me, right?

Then why are you wearing an orange glitter maxi dress and purple wig.
Come on!

Hawkins001 · 26/06/2022 20:14

Maireas · 26/06/2022 20:13

Then why are you wearing an orange glitter maxi dress and purple wig.
Come on!

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Being too obvious in plain view, so to speak,