I will not let you hide in the cloak and dagger Mumsnet Mafia

[TheResistance]

you won’t get away with this

I'll rally the troops, hack the planet

Can I be a gangsters moll?

Let's have a nice cuppa and discuss strategy

Welcome to.the club

Can we call the MN Madia out over parking disputes, neighbour spats and acts of gross cheeky fuckery? If so I'll pay the protection money. Oh wait, Is that the subscription fee? 😮
I don't mind offering my services as the one who chops up and disposes of bodies. Don't worry, I'd use Waitrose bin bags and Ecover cleaning supplies, in the spirit of Mumsnet.

I will make the Mafia Muffins to my own secret recipe. If I tell you what it is I have to kill you.

Diagram please

Do we get a badge or a banner?

Ill contact harold, see if we can use his machine

Water. Ibuprofen before bed. Take the shame in the morning.

I am definitely the Mumsnet mafia. Unassuming, hiding in plain sight. Anyone who wishes to join can send me a large bribe and I will consider. Anyone who doesn't will also have to pay me money or I'll send the boys round.

I do have a violin case now you mention it.

I'll order two muffins please

FFS 🤦‍♀️

They'll make you an offer you can't refuse...

<<stuffs a hobby horse head in your bed>>

@SouperNoodle 😂

I see I've been rumbled....

Besides I thought the borg, say collectively, resistance is futile.

Been a while since I’ve had any boys round, could you give me a bit of notice so I can shave my legs?

Is this the dark net version of MN or has someone had too much sacramental wine this evening?

Does it pay well? If so I'm interested. I'm definitely middle class if that helps my case, I even shop in Waitrose.

Could be both

I think you have this backwards
Isnt it the resistance who lurk in the shadows?

Leesten Vairy careeeefully. I shall say zis only wurnce.