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I will not let you hide in the cloak and dagger Mumsnet Mafia

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TheResistance · 26/06/2022 19:44

you won’t get away with this

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HebeMumsnet · 26/06/2022 20:09

<leaves a horse's head on the thread>
Sssshhh... You ain't seen me, right?

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HebeMumsnet · 26/06/2022 21:01

<shouts from the MN mafia's pocket>

Can I just add that I DON'T have a dagger but I DO have a cloak. Well it's a cape, but it will do. And it's VERY practical. Great for changeable weather, excellent for concealing breastmilk leaks back in the day, and these days I just use it for throwing on to cover food stains on tops. I think we should all get one.

Also, Mumsnetters generally are MASSIVELY on top of bin collections, so between us, I really think we have the mafia bit covered. I think, with this level of organisation, the lack of daggers isn't going to be an issue.

<passes round bagels and sits down again>

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HebeMumsnet · 26/06/2022 21:06

007DoubleOSeven · 26/06/2022 21:05

@HebeMumsnet you know I supply the daggers, if you're running short do you need a new order?

Gonna cost you.

Ooh! I don't know... Have you got any daggers that will go with silver Birkenstocks? Nothing too unwieldy, mind. This isn't a big cape. I'll need a natty little dagger or we'll be giving the game away.

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HebeMumsnet · 26/06/2022 21:11

Pifflewiffle · 26/06/2022 21:07

Can I just add that I DON'T have a dagger but I DO have a cloak. Well it's a cape, but it will do

But does it have pockets?

Of course! Pockets galore! Well, where am I going to put the dagger, if it's not got pockets?

<empties cape pockets of cereal bars, Biros, used Covd masks, tampons and lipsticks in anticipation of dagger arriving>

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HebeMumsnet · 26/06/2022 21:15

007DoubleOSeven · 26/06/2022 21:12

@HebeMumsnet can get you anything. My mafia name isn't Blades for nothing you know

Crikey!

Just checking - 'Blades' is JUST a username change, right? Because that's fine, but I'm going to have to look at your bagels privileges if you've got a separate account under that name. Hate to be <that> moderator but rules is rules, y'know? We might want a mafia but we don't want TOTAL anarchy!

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HebeMumsnet · 26/06/2022 21:39

unname · 26/06/2022 21:35

And you can always take the cape off and wear it as a skirt? I have to think these things up.

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Oh yes! It could be a bit Buck's Fizz, Making Your Mind Up style? I often do that at bedtime, just for a laugh. I think that might be good, yes! Will have to empty the pockets first, though.

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HebeMumsnet · 26/06/2022 22:28

DeanStockwelll · 26/06/2022 22:25

Dashes off to raid Cludo game a swipes the dagger off colonel Mustard while he's not looking.
Presents it to @HebeMumsnet as a bribe token of respect .

Looks around to see if my partner in crime @sweetpea1535 has my back while I do mafia type stuff

THANKS, Dean! I feel a bit emotional.

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HebeMumsnet · 26/06/2022 22:46

<wipes prints off the ban button and disappears back into the shadows>

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