I will not let you hide in the cloak and dagger Mumsnet Mafia

[TheResistance]

you won’t get away with this

I’ve been to Sicily.

👀

That would be a brilliant pub name.

Pifflewiffle
I AM the Mumsnet Mafia and I AM hiding. What ya going to do about it eh punk?

Let's have a nice cuppa and discuss strategy

Make mine an Earl Grey - in a dirty mug.

How do you hide in a dagger, though?

A cloak, I can understand, but....

Do we have to have the MN haircut and scarf?

What now??

🐟😴

Send out the signal!

I would never ever bluff. It's the first item of the MN Mafia Code.

Do you have an application form <3

🤌🐴 🛌

I have bagels - are we all ok with cinnamon and raisin?

Can I please join the mn mafia?

Have you considered cooking a nice steak? Oh

Oooooooo yes please

Best thread for MONTHS.... I've been here for years under various names. Will the Mafia backdate my cheque?

Do we need to whack someone to be made? Can I just have a cranberry juice instead? (Admittedly woukdnt be the mafia then, but similar. Ish.)

Seasalt Janelle, Clarks flat lace ups anything from Joules. Uniform of the MN Mafia.

Armed (with a robovac) and dangerous. Especially when it comes to perceived parking infringements.

Currently taking applications for new recruits*

*applicants must NOT own a toilet brush or a hot tub.

my toaster has a bagel setting - hot butter bagels all round I say. Preferably with the earl grey (dirty mugs optional).

Ooh how exciting!!!
love a bit of mafia 🤣

I am Spartacus.

Just when I thought I was out...Mumsnet pulled me back in.

Ooo! Can I join! I would love to be on the Mumsnet mafia!

What did I miss 🤣