What have I just read….

[Loadedforest]

sheerluxe.com/life/food/my-week-plate-lara-hughes

Made my sandwich and crisps blush…

Oh my

A load of pretentious twaddle, that’s what.

I'm a very healthy eater, but thats unbearably obsessive.

Who has the time

A 'naturopathic practitioner'.

So a woo-woo wellness bullshit bore then? She can get straight in the bin frankly. You just know she spouts tedious, unscientific bollocks.

After an indulgent weekend, a liquid breakfast feels good.

Indulgent? Do you think she pigged out on something really, really bad, like half a dozen sugar-filled grapes?

She must spend her whole day prepping veg. Either that or she has minions.

I thought you wrote "she has bunions" @Tryhard40 😂

Although, given the hours of standing at luxury countertops, grimly slicing organic veg, maybe her feet are playing up a bit ...

If she thinks that diet stabilises blood sugar, she needs to do a fingerprick an hour after the extravagant juices and smoothies she has in place of solid meals.

Unless, of course, she's not diabetic, in which case why is she wanging on about it?

A liquid breakfast. That's a bloody Mary, right?

"Fasted til lunchtime" = had a long lie.

Not that it really matters because the whole thing is completely made up, but how are there literate adults still walking around thinking there is a link between drinking juice and ‘cleansing’?

Lara isn’t a single mum with a ft job.

in fact I’d wager daddy/bf pays the bills so she can fanny around doing 2 hours exercise every morning before another 2 hours of chopping veg.

She probably has Gordon Ramsey hidden in the cupboard somewhere.

Give me a plate of fish fingers, chips and beans anyday!

Yup.
Almost every damn sentence contains, or starts with, "I".

This is of particular merit:
Breakfast: I fast until lunchtime – something I often do at the weekends after a later start.

Unlike the Great Unwashed, who just have a lie in & can't be arsed to make breakfast.
Plus - she doesn't "fast" til lunch. She goes out for a posh brunch, the lying twat.
😂💤

What a load of old shite . If she had the stress I love with for a week she would be fucking Uber eatsin the SHIT outta maccy d's . She must be a narcissist with absolutely nothing and no one in her life as important as she is . Good for her

Snap, @AchatAVendre !

Also this article is really distasteful, there's a cost of living crisis. People choosing food or heat, or feeding their kids or themselves...
and there's this oh I enjoyed brunch at a restaurant 3/4 times a week.

I fasted until 2pm to level out my blood sugars and cleanse my colon.

forgot to eat before I left the house so grabbed a Tesco meal deal and aye, I DID have a pepperami.

A pepperami is actually a pretty good choice for keeping your blood sugars level…

'Madagascan vanilla powder is a great sugar substitute'

It's not, though, is it

I don't get the issue, she likes to eat that way, it seems pretty healthy. It's certainly nutrient dense at least and maybe she likes having food prep to work her life around.

After reading that, I need a bag of chips...preferably still in the paper with salt and vinegar. 😂

Who has time for a 30 minute walk followed by a hiit and then a jog! Sod off!!
Pretentious waffle!

I mean, if you have the time and the money then why not.

More concerning is her reliance on smoothies and coconut oil, neither of which are actually good for you. I hate people spreading faddy misinformation.