Who pisses you off right bloody now?

[Adventurine]

And say it here, if you can't to them. I know I am not being unreasonable and I also know that if I don't say this somewhere I will say it when I shouldn't and create problems.

So, Jenny. You're right. I do not take our dog for four walks a day. I take our dog for a 45 mins walk/romp of chasing balls and sticks and finding treats on the woodland trail. Because I literally do not have the time to factor in four fucking walks. DH walks the dog while I make dinner. You're not Queen Dog because you take your fucking hound out that much. You just have far more leisure time than I do, and that's because you've no young children and no need to work. AND a little trundle around the estate so you can chat to all the passers by isn't even the same sort of walk! You're just bored. Fuck you, Jenny. Also, no I do not hoover three times a day. Again, see leisure time and boredom. You've no need to gasp when you hear that I don't even do it every day. GTFO if it's not good enough for you!

DH, I know we haven’t had sex in weeks as I only had the op 4 weeks ago and still can’t move my leg or turn in bed without wincing and being in pain. I am sorry I am boring and not able to do much, but for the love of God please stop pawing at me, go have a wank and then plan some nice days out on your own as it will be weeks before I am able to do much.

and please hear me when I say this to you as the only thing worse than being stuck in unable to do much is having you stuck in too, frustrated out of some weird inability to leave me alone. I would much rather you go out and be happy than us both be stuck at home miserable.

And yes, it still hurts, no I didn’t sleep very well again and being stuck in a car for 3 hours to go and look at the sea as I can’t manage walking far is not the best idea right now

Hey neighbours - to the 2 of you with your fucking massive camper vans, you know they shouldn't be parked on your driveway or in the street. Our missives are quite clear, no camper vans or caravans allowed. Move them.
Also - to the 2 neighbours who have bought your teens cars (despite them not being able to actually drive yet, and one of them not being old enough to hold a provisional license) which are now taking up 2 of the 3 communal car parking spaces, can you also please find somewhere else to park them. These spaces are for us all to use, not for you to claim them for your own private spaces for months and months on end for cars which are literally never driven.

New neighbours (terraced house) - your dogs not only bark a lot when out back while you are home (it's either dog barking or them shushing) but they have bad separation anxiety and howl and bark if you are gone for a long time. Plus do you ever walk them? I have never seen or heard you take them out. You were out for almost 12 hours yesterday and after listening to your poor dogs half the day, you came home and let them out back (to bark) then all lights out! The sound doesn't really bother me when they are inside but I worry for your dogs being so stressed. I know the neighbours other side have had a word so please do something!

My DH. Is this marriage really good enough ? I told you that we need to separate, but you’ve done nothing about it.

Husband.. gaslighting me after a minor disagreement and sulking in a bedroom for two whole days when I refused to agree with his lies. I had a wonderfully peaceful weekend 😊

It was perfectly topped off today when he tried to prove a bizarre point by not getting up when he thought I'd be getting kids ready for school then kids ran into the bedroom he was sulking in at 8:30am because it's half term 😂 he usually drops the kids at school so was just trying to continue to be difficult and make me late for work 🙄

Neighbour. Stop your dogs barking in your garden from dawn till dusk. They're not happy. Your neighbours aren't happy. Only person happy is you because you're out all day. Git.

A woman on my Facebook who’s one year old cat has disappeared female and unneutered. Every bloody day there’s one.

Mil. Your dogs are weeing and pooing everywhere as you're not paying them any attention. You actually need to walk them not once every three years! Also it'd be nice if you could wash up once and a while or contribute a little when you come round every single day for dinner.

A work friend who fell on hard times and against my better judgment I lent some money to who has now moved departments started to avoid me in order to avoid paying it back.

I lent it to you because you practically begged me even though I don't have a lot to spare myself. I know you've been paid, all you had to do was start repaying some of it back. I know you can't pay it all back in one go but to not pay anything and then to give me the cold shoulder is so upsetting.

Stuff that. I'd tell her to start repaying or you'll be going through a small claims court.

P - I'm tutoring your son for free because he is my partner's son and I care about him. Please be grateful I'm a kind and loving person who is trying to help, and stop being an arsehole.

BadWolf

** I'm actually considering doing that.

BBC. More left-leaning than tower of Pisa.
What happened to impartiality in journalism / reporting?

Dear Uni Lecturer, Please stop being such a knobhead. Your attitude of why use 3 words when you can use 50 is pissing off all your students, the majority of whom are mature and working their butts off in addition to having to obtain this bloody qualification in order to get the recognition and salary in the role they have been doing well for years. Your withering sighs when one of us dares to make a suggestion in your lectures that doesn't go follow what your beliefs are (which are often narrow minded, sexist, ageist and bordering on racist) is very draining and demoralising. Have a bit of humanity.

Ex husband...when you have our kids for less than 24 hours every other weekend you need to actually fucking parent them. You can manage around 10 hours of interaction surely? Brush our DD's hair and supervise them both cleaning their teeth as they are too young to do it properly. Give them a bloody bath for god's sake. Maybe give a bit of fruit now and again. Don't just feed them takeaway and stick them in front of the TV. Keep your fucking pathetic moans about your bad back or headache or whatever to yourself as well, I don't give a shit, you used up any empathy and patience I had years ago. And shut up about all your ailments in front of the kids who now say they don't want to see you because you are boring, grumpy and moody. They are right, you are, life-sucking and draining, but can't you just plaster on a smile for their sake and at least pretend to be a good guy and have a nice time with them until they go to bed? Ffs man, you are pathetic and I can't believe I put up with what I did for so long and can't believe I had children with you. I can't wait til they're older and have their own phones phones and I never have to speak to you again.

@picassobride if you're after news, try Times Radio. They have an app.

@Barrow, thank you, will do!

DH......I love you very much and I know we have waited a very long time for this return trip to the USA and that travelling with DS17 who has SLD is stressful at the best of times, but PLEASE can you stop going on about queues and flight delays at Manchester Airport and what a nightmare it is going to be!

There is absolutely NOTHING we can do about it so just focus on getting through it hour by hour and consider the fact that a possible 16 hour journey will be more than worth it for almost a months holiday doing nothing but eating, drinking and having the time of our lives!

Thanks for starting this thread OP, he is driving me nuts!

Haha. The BBC gets an equal number of complaints daily that it’s left-leaning and right-leaning. It’s entirely in the eye of the beholder…

NDN: since your partner was forcibly removed from your flat for violence, you have been knocking our door daily, twice daily, thrice daily, to chat to DH and moan about everything. My DH is fed-up. I am fed-up. You are disturbing our family life and I want you to stop. DH is not on the best of health himself and you bring him down. I don't want to say Fuck Off and leave us in peace, but Fuck Off and leave us in peace.

DH - if you sniff once more, I may remove your nose. Hayfever or not, there are medications that stop this and it doesn't still work when you took it last thursday.

And stop asking me to repeat things. You could have, should have and need a hearing aid but it's nothing more than vanity that stops you from wearing one .... I'm not a fucking parrot.

DH stop drinking so much whisky!! Even dc can see when you're drunk although you think we don't know. It's annoying and bad for you. Very poor role model for dc.

Smug Man In Park - yes I can see that your dog is perfectly trained and beautifully behaved. He's gorgeous and you've clearly done a great job. I too am an experienced dog owner and our pup has the loveliest temperament. However, she is only a few months old and training is ongoing. I don't need you 'helpful' advice or comments, especially when they are only made when I'm on my own with the pup strange that if DH is on his own with her, or he is with me, you don't say anything other than hello

Just keep your fucking patronising, passive aggressive comments to yourself you prick.

To our next door neighbours, please don't go in your garden and scream, moan and talk at the top of your voice. It's bad enough that you have a yappy dog, you are sending me over the edge here! All I ask is for a volume change in your voice so I can get some work done

Think if it's not good enough them it's up to you to end it. Yabu.