Who pisses you off right bloody now?

[Adventurine]

And say it here, if you can't to them. I know I am not being unreasonable and I also know that if I don't say this somewhere I will say it when I shouldn't and create problems.

So, Jenny. You're right. I do not take our dog for four walks a day. I take our dog for a 45 mins walk/romp of chasing balls and sticks and finding treats on the woodland trail. Because I literally do not have the time to factor in four fucking walks. DH walks the dog while I make dinner. You're not Queen Dog because you take your fucking hound out that much. You just have far more leisure time than I do, and that's because you've no young children and no need to work. AND a little trundle around the estate so you can chat to all the passers by isn't even the same sort of walk! You're just bored. Fuck you, Jenny. Also, no I do not hoover three times a day. Again, see leisure time and boredom. You've no need to gasp when you hear that I don't even do it every day. GTFO if it's not good enough for you!

Following on from my earlier post. DH it is ridiculous you are planning on doing a 450 mile round trip so you can take MIL for a half hour physio appointment and look after FIL. As I said before, admit he’s got dementia and sort out some carers. I don’t care how much it costs, they are not short of money and need to stop being so tight.

'penis that looks like a panic button' 😁

"Dear" friends
It's pretty shitty of you both to ignore my DS first birthday. He can't read so social media posts for likes doesn't interest him. A 50p card would of been appreciated

Dear client,

It wasn't ok of you to turn away our employees at the door because you were expecting 'older employees who would stay with you forever'

We should have charged you for their travel time plus hours expected, but guess what, I've paid for that, even though we are hanging on financially by a thread and pushing back through, after pandemic because i work in an industry that is labour intensive.

Anyway fuck you, because we replaced your spot from our waiting list the moment you turned our experienced staff away!

Myself

What a total, utter cunt, @FunLovinCriminals - how did you manage not to lamp her?

Dear sort of :(ex) friend-S
ive been the skint mum
ive brought up kids with no money and it’s shit
ive bred with a wanker
i understand what’s it’s like
i cut your kids hair for free as a favour-not a ‘little hobby’
i fucking trained hard for over two years and it cost me a fortune to do so
what I find really hard to understand why you borrowed all that money from me and instead of paying me back,you had another baby with that weed smoking,boozing,scruffy,smelly halfwit of a boyfriend-how dare you owe me,cry poverty and then fuck off on your holiday the next day
i think it’s disgusting that during lockdown you dragged those kids all over town to get fed for free even though you had the money in your purse-you just didn’t want to spend it
stop dragging your kids all over town just to get laid
And while we’re at it,get your cats done-a normal moggy isn’t worth £50 of anyones money-breeding for cash is immoral-those cats give birth and a few weeks later you allow them to get pregnant again
ditto the pups you charge £250 for-your a ‘private’ puppy farmer
and they are kept in the most disgusting environment
I will be phoning ss and the rspca-you don’t deserve those kids or your pets
your a using parasite and your starting to get a name for yourself

Wow. It's their money to spend! Why do you feel they should loan/give it to you?

🙄

This thread is quite therapeutic.

To my older gentleman of a colleague. I am sure you are a lovely person & possibly a bit lonely but will you for once just shut the fuck up and let others speak in a meeting. You absorb about 95% of the airtime & leave your two colleagues with scrapes at the end & you usually talk over us because we clearly need your help to get a point across. We are now 15 mins over because of you!!

You are like uncle colm (Derry girls) and after the last 25 mins of monologue I am not listening (I am writing this)

sorry boss, (not sorry)

It really isn't right leaning unless you are a communist.

Dear bathroom scales

Please stop lying to me
You are such a bully and really upset me daily with those numbers

Dear backside

Please stop growing like a toddler in new clothes
I can't cope with much more and only have 3 outfits that fit me . I refuse to buy bigger again

Dear fridge

Where does all the food go that I buy , unpack and place in you ?

Dear biscuit tin

You are a thief ! I am sure I put a back of Bourbon biscuits in there Sunday , now they are gone

Yes sister, you are bullying me again! I don't want to have to ring DB, who like you treated me appallingly. Just because he says he won't go on the planned holiday. Just because again you two are ganging up on me and there are more than you than of me, doesn't make you right.

I'll go on holiday, I'll keep the peace.

But on return you'll see (or not see) a very different person.

(Thank you for this thread OP).

As saxophone players go, you are an utter twat! You have hugely inflated sense of your own ability (but you can't read the dots and can squeak louder than a gull). Never have I met someone with such a giant ego and the ability steamroller other musicians to their own advantage. I rest assured that characters such as yourself are masters of their own downfall - and hopefully that will come sooner rather than later!

Oh sorry ... I am back

Dear cat .. please stop waking me at 4am as if you are starving , you have a supply of dry kibble there .. and when I do get out of bed , feed you and check your litter .. you could be a little more grateful than just .. eat - burp in my face and then piss off back out the cat flap

Husband: Why are you always such a misery before we go on holiday? I know you'll be fine once we get there but I really resent not being able to enjoy the build up or get excited because you always find something to get stressed and moan about. And stop obsessing about the other holiday we have booked with TUI next year. It's eleven months away!

to the neighbour with the dog that barks when you go out and leave it all day. It may help if you walked it every now and then. I’ve lived here for years and never see you walking the poor thing . It’s spent the last 2 hours barking and it’s driving me slowly mad. Don’t have a dog if you can’t look after it properly.

Tesco.
Did you think that perhaps one of my BBQ guests could work wonders with a few loaves and fishes or something? The single pack of 4 chicken kebabs that you have sent in place of the 20 lamb ones isn't going to go far otherwise.
And did you honestly have no suitable substitutions for the bags of salad, and the cream? Really, nothing at all??
It's a good job Morrisons is open til 9pm tonight.
Oh, and DH, if when I get in my car to drive to Morrisons I discover that you haven't put the driver's seat back to my settings, the radio is on radio 4 and you've been messing around with the dashboard display again, you're for it.

Sil&bil

Yes I know you have a great life, get to go out with friends loads, go to concerts and on weekend breaks. That's because pil are practically raising your child. We rarely get to go out because we don't constantly ask pil to have our child and tbh we struggle to find a night they are free to have her.

Our shitty government and the cost of living. The annoying kids who come outside my house and scream all the time go around the corner and drive your own parents crazy as you are too young to be out rambling around unsupervised and take yr noisy skates and scooters with you.

Mr MG you’re a lying wanker and your deceit has had a huge impact. I don’t know how you can look yourself in the mirror. I know the lies from you aren’t finished yet. However I am confident that the truth will out as you don’t appear to have a good enough memory to remember the lies that you have told previously. You thought this would be over in a few weeks but 7 months later and the fight continues as you didn’t factor my strong hatred of liars and overriding desire to show you up for the lying weasel that you are. What you chose to start back in November I will end with my bloody mindedness. Arsehole!!!

Thanks OP I feel so much better for that.

To 1, er no 2… blimey it’s more like 4 of my friends who talk and talk and talk mostly utter drivel and think they are interesting . FFS let me get a word in now and again You are all nice people but please have a bit of self awareness. You are boring the tits off everyone !!!
And especially to you , dear friend, who answered a call from an old work colleague when I was sat waiting in your kitchen to go on that bloody dog walk we’d arranged , then proceeded to talk to (at) her for 20 mins on speakerphone after telling her that I would not mind .
Rude !!
Hint to self …… stop being a pushover and and allowing these friends to dominate each and every conversation …. Monologues tbh Don’t give them your precious time

@glebaisaword.
I think we have the same ex husband. Lol

Sil and bil, you guys have upset me since my son was born. You always had something to say he's not doing this right that right you are worse than mil!!! You are a jealous, conniving ,bitchy human being and I really want nothing to do with you these days so I'm so glad in a way you have stopped contacting me ever since you accused my 5 year old of getting COVID (he didn't have COVID ) of actually being in the same room as her precious 3 year old. Even if he did have COVID what the fuck did you want me to do about it? I didn't knowingly go out but about a week later you and bil got COVID and knowingly came to your elderly parents house to get home cooked food because of course you can't get take aways or cook for yourself when you have COVID (they both had no symptoms). You use and abuse and act like you are the only one in the world who's kids have allergies. It's all about your timings and your way or the highway (but when my son was younger you used to say wake him up from his nap why are you late for this and that event blah blah before you had kids). I do believe in karma and it is biting you in your fucking ass but I can't say this to anyone else including DH so fuck you sil. (And please don't give yet another pair of too small PJ's and a random old book got my kids birthdays and if you do at least wrap them?) Also Fuck you. Thanks OP for this opportunity.

BIL,
Do you realise what you have done to my amazing sister? She is a shell of herself, her confidence is rock bottom it is all your fault.

You had an emotional affair, you told my sister you had feelings for this OW but yeah the OW didn't want you. You think because you didn't have sex or kiss this OW that it's not such a big deal?

After 35 years of marriage during which you have ground my once super confident sister down to a shell of herself you have now sunk even lower and broke her heart.

The day you sent that text message to me in error (it was meant for OW but you sent it to me because our names are similar) I thought we would see the last of you.

Nope, my wonderful sister is giving you a chance.
But, I know if she was financially stable she would be gone.
If I had the money, I would have given it to her to be rid of you.
Now? Well I know your dirty secret. I'm not going to say a word to anyone because I love my sister. But when I see you in person will you be your smug self? I doubt it

Just found what's pissing me off.

Hypocritical cat owner, thinks their cat can shit where they like but doesn't get why the neighbour doesn't pick up the shit that their dog does on cat owner's property and actually has the gall to respond with annoyance.

Just clean up the dog shit seeing as your neighbour has seemingly had to pick up after your cat.