Who pisses you off right bloody now?

[Adventurine]

And say it here, if you can't to them. I know I am not being unreasonable and I also know that if I don't say this somewhere I will say it when I shouldn't and create problems.

So, Jenny. You're right. I do not take our dog for four walks a day. I take our dog for a 45 mins walk/romp of chasing balls and sticks and finding treats on the woodland trail. Because I literally do not have the time to factor in four fucking walks. DH walks the dog while I make dinner. You're not Queen Dog because you take your fucking hound out that much. You just have far more leisure time than I do, and that's because you've no young children and no need to work. AND a little trundle around the estate so you can chat to all the passers by isn't even the same sort of walk! You're just bored. Fuck you, Jenny. Also, no I do not hoover three times a day. Again, see leisure time and boredom. You've no need to gasp when you hear that I don't even do it every day. GTFO if it's not good enough for you!

To the woman in my office who said my miscarriage happened because I wasn't 'manifesting' my baby enough:

Fuck. Right. Off.

To jobloggs.

The reason me and you can never be properly together is because you will always be the man child. You have been bought up in away that woman are meant to wait on you. You go to work. Except dinner on the table house to be clean and tidy. You don't even scrap your plate and put it in the dishwasher. When you was at my house a few days back you made yourself a cup of tea . I even left a cleaning wipe next to the kettle you still did not wipe your mess.

When we were together you did (nothing) even when I was getting 2-4 hrs broken sleep a night. You did nothing to help me at all. The boys are now 6 and 7. So this is some time ago yet it still effects me today.

You tell me you love me yet you make me feel so worthless
You have no idea of the physical emotional and mental effect everything has had in me.

You been at work all day??? What about me when does My day stop when can I just slump on the sofa and not worry. The answer is I can't. Even when I can sit down the kids are to me mum mum mum! You do nothing.

Going back to the mental/emotional/mental health. I have coped with so much on my own . From my daughter suffering DV to her child almost going into care. To him possibly living with me. Then the mental health issues my son is going through. Which has lead to him being very aggressive to me . I'm walking egg shells every day . You blame him for alot of stuff. You blame him for our official break up. But actually you have made it quite clear in the past you don't really like him. And our break up was because I simply can't cope with how you are. I feel like your another child . I don't fe that yoir supportive of me you actually make things harder for me.

It's also only now you have had to have the 2 boys which gives me a break from them. But we all know your the Disney dad as your waited on hand and foot. You only have to do the fun bits .

You say you love me but you don't not really. If you did you would have supported me not make sarky comments or overly judge my children. We would be looking after the children together. Mot me looking after them and you .

I have had so much weight on my shoulders everything falls on to me . And I mean everything. If i did not have my children to think about I definitely would not be in this world now.

Boss, please make some effort to fix the problem you caused. I've been covering your arse but it's making me look like a fool.

Every single Conservative MP who has not submitted a letter to Sir Graham Brady. Either you are being bullied, blackmailed, or you have a mental health issue.

To dogshitneighbour, because I posted a note through your door asking you not to let your dog shit on my drive does not give you the right to send me an aggressive note back threatening me with cat shit if my cat poos in your garden. The whole point is that you walk your dog, presumably so that they can do their toileting so supervise them please. I do not want any shit on my driveway. Ridiculous. You cranky, miserable sod.

DCs I adore you both, but can you just have ONE week without one of you vomiting or having a fever or wheezing or coming up in hives. I'm sick of the dr's waiting room, I haven't slept in months due to looking after you and I'm exhausted. I miss myself; I want a bit of me back.

CAMHS.....you have offered my child, just 4 therapy sessions in nearly two years on your caseload. And now you are discharging him without any further care or referrals. Your care (or lack of) has been appalling.

@Matchingcollarandcuffs ...that sounds exactly like my ex after my hip operations...and I'd like to add my own addendum to that..."Dear ex...it reached the point where your constant demands for sex tired me to the point that I felt you'd be better off with a blow up doll...so here's hoping you got one".

Dparents I'm low contact with you for a plethora of valid reasons, not because I'm being "fucking difficult as usual".

Dsis I know the therapy is really helping you but I'm getting fed up hearing about it. It's your therapist's job to be on your side but sometimes you actually are selfish and self involved.

DP just fuck off...

It's Monday morning and they're all getting on my tits.

DH- I love you, I really do. I knew when I married you that everyone has strengths and flaws, and I knew one of your flaws was that you cannot organise your way out of a paper bag. I knew it would be me that would be organising most things, and I organised this holiday very happily. All you had to do was BOOK SOME TIME OFF WORK, nothing else, and you haven’t managed that. So I guess I’m going to spend the day cancelling and rearranging everything. Cheers.

Boss, can you please ask the team who's job it is to do this fucking job you've dropped on me at the very last minute? It's not my problem and I have better stuff to do.

Off topic but this might help if you don't have it already www.manchesterairport.co.uk/help/special-assistance/invisible-disabilities/

Dear colleague stop loosing your shit at people over minor things that don't matter sick of having to deal with the fall out when they don't want to deal with you. Dear line manager please grow a back bone and manger this colleague and stop letting her do what she wants for a easy life.

Hey Luke, my hideous manager. Stop picking faults with my work. You are the only one that does this, no one else feels my work is below standard. You know perfectly well when you criticise something I've done (like not be a mind reader) I always have an answer. When you criticise my work, get your bloody facts straight because I am fed up explaining why I did the job properly.

Just fuck off and pick on someone else.

Dear DH and MIL if you had done something about FIL's dementia when it became obvious he was having problems instead of burying your heads in the sand and pretending it wasn't happening, we wouldn't be in the bloody mess we are now in.

Dear MIL, please stop tutting at me about DH needing to get back in his own bed. I do all the night wakings and every early morning. He has had lots of lovely sleep ins in the spare bed. I did it alone so your precious darling could get his sleep. With the last baby you were tutting that DH was losing sleep by helping me. I can't win!

I can't believe you've been voting Tory all thus time. I am so disappointed in you...Do you not see what you've done??

@yogafairy LTB

Dear colleague - please stop flexing your muscle as management to suit yourself & make your day easier.

EVERYONE is noticing & questioning your integrity (teachers, parents & kids).
You may be (justifiably) angry at others right now - but there's no need to take it out on me.....

@maudesvagina Thanks Maude. Yes that was one of the first things we did. We have arranged Special Assistance with both the airline and Manchester Airport and normally they are brilliant with DS, however due to all the problems now the world and his wife are travelling again we are unsure of how this is going to play out.

We have read some awful reports about the delays for special assistance and this is only fuelling DH's anxiety. Totally understandable, but bar cancel the trip there is sod all we can do about it.

DS will be in a wheelchair (cannot walk long distances) and wearing his lanyard etc, etc. The only glimmer of hope that we have is that our flight is midweek next week (kids will be back at school) and at lunchtime.

Que Sera Sera!

Baby - just stop screaming at 4 and then again at 6 am. Can't you just have a bit more than 50 ml at a time, so you sleep for longer?

Toddler - shut up at bedtime please. There is no need to scream the house down, every night.

Dog- in or out ? I don't have all day to open and close doors for you.

Husband - pick up your stuff and tidy up after yourself like a normal adult !

Dear dog
i can guess why you’re suddenly barking constantly and obsessive about getting to the front of house and and back of the garden to do so but it’s pissing everyone off. Nice Ms Vet says there is nothing obvious wrong with you so we can’t blame illness. You’re well trained, kept busy and walked well. Wtaf is going on you absolute arsehole? Please stop.

Dead neighbourhood cats- fuck off away from my house or I’ll let angry arsehole dog out to deal with you - you’re the likely reason for the dogs anxiety and we’re being blamed by your owners for the constant barking but it’s you shitting in our fucking garden day and night that’s the most likely culprit for the dog going apeshit. Next time I release the hounds.

Every bloody podcast I subscribe to right now - please try expanding your guest list outwith the realms of the endless fucking smug mcsmuggery that is the current 'middle class mildly amusing boy / girl' cohort of James Acaster / Romesh Raganathan / Rose Matafeo / Phil Wang / Ed Fucking Gamble et al.

Other comedians are available.

(And yes, I know this is something I could quite easily do something about by listening to other podcasts, but I am stubborn.)

What? Evidence?

BBC runs the party line. The Tory party line.