Who pisses you off right bloody now?

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And say it here, if you can't to them. I know I am not being unreasonable and I also know that if I don't say this somewhere I will say it when I shouldn't and create problems.

So, Jenny. You're right. I do not take our dog for four walks a day. I take our dog for a 45 mins walk/romp of chasing balls and sticks and finding treats on the woodland trail. Because I literally do not have the time to factor in four fucking walks. DH walks the dog while I make dinner. You're not Queen Dog because you take your fucking hound out that much. You just have far more leisure time than I do, and that's because you've no young children and no need to work. AND a little trundle around the estate so you can chat to all the passers by isn't even the same sort of walk! You're just bored. Fuck you, Jenny. Also, no I do not hoover three times a day. Again, see leisure time and boredom. You've no need to gasp when you hear that I don't even do it every day. GTFO if it's not good enough for you!

To my Aunts tradesmen (2 of them) please turn up when you say you will and do not cancel again.

One gave a quote to put up a new fence at the end of February and agreed to come in a fortnights time and he has repeatedly cancelled but has now given the date of June 6th which is he doesn't tune up is going to cause her a lot of distress as her neighbour comes out and asks her when it's going to be done every time she leaves the house.

The neighbour is lovely but they are understandably upset with no fence between the properties.

To my neighbour 'Barbara', once again you have blocked me out of my car parking space by positioning your car in such a way that I can't get past. I admit that not being able to get into my parking space is less infuriating than not being able to get out of my parking space (which happens c. twice per week and if I'm in a hurry and have to ask you to move I seriously just want to scream in your face - MOVE YOUR FUCKING CAR AND STOP BLOCKING ME IN!!). You wind up so many of your neighbours with your selfishness and pig headedness and I seriously dislike you but have to be pleasant to you to your face.

To some clients who employ us as self employed people to do very hard work in their homes - please pay the fucking bill within a reasonable timeframe so that we can actually pay ourselves a wage. It's not a hobby, we do actually want paying. It's annoying and embarrassing to have to keep chasing you for the money. Thanks.

Ndn. Will you and your spoilt rude precious brats keep your voices down? Teach them not to shout everything and not scream everytime they don't get their own way. Oh and stop fucking clapping everytime they do something.
We really don't need to know when you are about to wipe their arses too.

Oh thank the Lord for this thread.

Dear Bosses, JH is a fucking mood hoover. She works 80 hours a week because she has no life outside of work. That does NOT give her the right to make the rest of us feel that we are somehow lacking in our duty of care towards our patients. She upsets the team day in, day out. She is rude, dismissive, loud, shouty and you have continuously failed to do anything about it. We have had enough.

Dear outlaws, please please please for the love of God LEAVE US ALONE. Our life runs so much more smoothly when you are not in the picture. No we do not owe you money. No my parents don't either. Yes we moved away to get away from you. No you do not have a right to be involved with us. Yes we have every right to say no to your behaviour. No we do fucking not need to put your other children's needs before our own. FUCK YOU.

Dear husband, marriage takes effort. Effort involves making your spouse feel loved, wanted and supported. Marriage does not involve messaging other women, lying, drug-taking, money stealing. Being a dad means not letting all your crap (see outlaw post above) affect your relationship with your child. I am sick to death of this relationship not being 50-50. I love you but sometimes I hate you. You have made so many mistakes that I've had to overcompensate by not being able to make any. You have come a long way and I am so proud of you. Do not let your dysfunctional relationship with your parents fuck things up for us. Time to grow up and be the husband you'd want your son to be to his wife. Because I sure as hell will make sure he turns out better than you.

Dear fucking arsehole neighbours, stop nailing things to my new fence. Fucking idiots.

People defending Depp.

Everything is pissing me off.

Lost the love of my life in January and recently discovered it was due to undiagnosed and virtually asymptomatic cancer which metastised to his brain causing his sudden collapse.

I have organised the funeral which was big as he was well known and loved in the community.

I’ve sorted as much admin as I can, our finances were a complete muddle, I have inherited his Mum who has Alzheimer’s and is in a care home.

I’m trying to keep my little shop running and am now on day three of being virtually immobile because my intermittent sacroiliac joint dysfunction has kicked off big time and I can’t get to a chiropractor until Wednesday…..

I have loads off stuff still to sort and it’s stuff that can’t be delegated, and though people are being very kind and sympathetic they also have lives and issues and I don’t want to be a burden.

And I’m so sad, so lonely and miss my DP so much.

So thank you for this thread - I realised today that I am trying so hard to keep a brave face my teeth are permanently clenched and I now have aching jaws.

I keep thinking of those memes about how when you think things can’t possibly get any worse the universe seems to think it’s some kind of bloody challenge…..

Commiserations to everyone on here struggling….. I truly mean that, these days it truly feels like it’s one thing after another for so many people…..

UnMumsnetty hugs for anyone that could do with one x

New manager from another team because the company is run by a total bellend; Learn how we do what we do before patronising people and accusing them of being passive aggressive. If a process doesn't work because the person that designed it has no idea what we do or how we do it, then accept that the person (me) following the process that has dealt with the company's asinine shit for nearly 7 years will probably get a bit frustrated and might just be a little too honest. And the attempts at condescension when I explain something in plain English won't help. You've been in this job for 4 years, most of us got chucked in the deep end from the beginning and it was either sink or swim so spare me the sob story about how your job is particularly challenging. I enjoy my job and it's not a burden when wet sponges like you stay out of it and don't try to 'fix' things that aren't broken. Get up to speed like the rest of us have done or fuck off.

Whew! That's better.

The bloody vet!!😡

Just taken Ddog for her booster and kennel cough drops…the vet insisted Ddog wore a muzzle as ‘she didn’t like the look of her’ So the vet plus 2 helpers wrestled poor dog into muzzle ( never, in a lifetime of owning this breed, have I ever had to have one of my dogs muzzled). The jab was given, poor Ddog was squealing and stressed at this point, and then came the pantomime of giving kennel cough drops (up the dogs nose) whilst dog is wearing muzzle - pointless!
I was then charged £72 for this 5 minute unnecessary drama (not the £49 quoted last week) because the quote didn’t include the nose drops…!
Vet was frankly horrid and borderline rude, poor Ddog won’t eat her lunch and I’ve spent the rest of the time googling vets in our town! 18 years at this Vets - but not any longer😡
Im still angry and upset 2 hours later!

UnMumsnetty hug right back at you @MistressoftheDarkSide I am so sorry for your loss, and the rest sounds bloody awful There really are no words at a time like this, I so wish there were

@SirChenjins

Thank you xxx

Dear My Body,

I'm only 41, please stop failing and falling apart at every opportunity. I shouldn't be able to injure you just by sleeping FGS!!

If I could have one day where you arent in pain, or unwell, or both that would be grand.....

Thanks

DS1's school.

He is autistic, he is suffering terribly with his mental health, mostly because of the way some of his teachers have treated him.

He has attempted suicide several times.

You know all of this, so why are you still treating him as a naughty pupil?

Because either you are:

1. arseholes, too determined to be 'right' than accept his hidden disabilities.

1. Too lazy to read all of the information about him that has been provided to you.

1. Both of the above.

He is not coming back to you, never again will I allow you to hurt him.

All the people who say ‘have you had your carpal tunnels done’, or ‘are you a boxer’. It’s neither if you really want to know what’s wrong just bloody ask.

Neighbours - if you leave your front doors unlocked, of course kids are going to try the handle and walk in, as are thieves. Learn to lock your front door and carry a key.
‘Best’ friend - just sod off. I’m fed up of being the one you boomerang back to when everyone else moves away/changes jobs/gets fed up of you. No I’m not bailing you out again, financially either. Also you are a TA, not a teacher and stop lying, you aren’t writing the next BTEC course and in line for the New Years honours list because you plants a few plants in the school grounds.
Person at work - you are not in charge or my boss. Your boss doesn’t love you the way you love him it’s unrequited love and he’s married. Don’t make it everyone else’s problem.

Dear sis in law. Please, for the love of god etc etc just sign the sodding paperwork, then we can all move in and never, ever have to see/hear/read about each other ever again. Your brother deserves that one small thing after all the shit you’ve caused.

MIL, giving DS a birthday cake and having us all sing happy birthday to him 3 weeks after his birthday to absolve your guilt of missing his birthday just made you look daft. You knew we wouldn't be impressed because we are still annoyed at you for "missing out" on his birthday, which is why you never told us.

And no you didn't "miss out", you chose not to come to his actual birthday because SIL and family couldn't come because they had covid, and you used my chickenpox (that I had caught 2 weeks previous so was no longer contagious) as the excuse not to come. If I was still contagious I would not have had his birthday party as I would not want to risk my mum getting ill, and you are so lucky my friends were all free at last minute to come over so DS could still have a party.

Ffs. Just had floor survey back. Twat hasn’t quoted for works needed or even investigated what needs to be done or not done. He has investigated ‘damp’ and made suggestions going forward. Not only did we explicitly say we didn’t want a damp survey, but his suggested works won’t work in the property - one of the reasons why we didn’t want a damp survey!

To the shop in my town where the white customers got a smile and a bag for their products but when it was my turn (I'm mixed race), I got my purchases handed to me with no smile and no bag.

So, I won't be shopping there again.

For the record, I have written to complain.

Dear DS and DIL, please relax a bit with your gorgeous children.
Please let them get dirty, please say a firm no to them once in a while and please let them cry sometimes without running to them, especially when it's a temper cry. Above all, let them do activities without hovering over them anxiously or denying them the chance to do things altogether.

Dear STBExFriend,

I am ending our very long friendship because you consistently take from me with very little give and just the pleasure (not) of your company is not enough to justify the amount of time, effort and money I have wasted trying to keep the friendship going.

Your constant complaining about being so 'tired and exhausted' is down to your poor management of your stress levels which are entirely self inflicted and I think you need help with your disordered thinking.

In particular, you don't need to do other people's jobs for them where you work because you consider everyone else to be 'crap' and yourself to be a saint (and martyr). You have even put in an 'official ' complaint about someone that has had zero effect. Why is that? And why have you not had a decent payrise or promotion in all twenty plus years you have been there? You were exactly the same in the job where we first met. Just do your job and mind your own business.

Your martyrdom does not give you an excuse to have a free pass on your share of our friendship. I have absolutely zero sympathy and empathy for you now. You have drained the life out of me with your bullshit. Goodbye!

The drivers of the 3 work vans parked side by side blocking access to all the parking spaces....twats.

To all my In Laws,
When you visit us, why is the first comment you always make is about my weight? Do you not realise how hurtful and unkind it is? I am already dreading a visit over the summer from you all. Yes, my weight yo yos and I am VERY aware of it so I dont need a public service announcement every fecking time. For what it is worth, I think you all look haggered and unwell.
Also, just because you all went to private school, it really doesnt make you better than anyone else. I am from a working class background and I know you find it hard to fathom, I couldnt be more proud of it.
Oh and one more thing (on a roll now)..please, please, please stop correcting my prounciation of certain words. I come from an English speaking country FFS. Your pretentious twatty behaviour wouldnt be tolerated where I am from.
God, I feel better. Thank you OP!

And for you

@MistressoftheDarkSide 😢 so sorry for your loss that all just sounds horrible