“you fcking coward, ball-less piece of sht, you think i want that fcking old ass fcking piece of sht? fck you, you’re a f*cking joke man.”
Yup, such a fucking joke that has brought pleasure to millions around the world over three decades. I think I can forget a bit of spilt ice cream possibly set up over that.
I know and could expose the most horrible, degrading and disgusting details about someone (not JD) who has enriched my life. I've known about it for eight years now; it haunts me and brings me to tears at times, but I will never, ever reveal it to anyone. And it doesn't fucking matter, because it doesn't take away from what this person means to me.