Settle an argument…(sex related)

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Please settle an argument DP and I are having.

Would you give a man a blow job who hadn’t had a shower for 2 days?

YABU - yes, of course I would!
YANBU - no chance!

Showered or not, no.

@jytdtysrht My dh says that the majority of time, if sitting on toilet to shit, cock does not touch porcelain of toilet.

My husband’s certainly does 😂

I guess it all depends on size really, doesn’t it? 😏

Just kidding, I bet my husband’s cock touches the porcelain, regardless of the size of his package 😅

@jytdtysrht Apologies, I meant to say that I bet my husbands cock doesn’t touch the porcelain, regardless of what he says 😂🤦‍♀️

I'm eating a cheese toastie 🤢

@MrsPelligrinoPetrichor even worse I’ve got sausage

Bring those sandwiches together and therein lies the problem.

May I ask why?

Of course, it’s a personal preference and please don’t be offended. You do NOT have to answer my question if you don’t want to. Many feel that their sex lives are personal.

But this is an anonymous forum so I’m intrigued as to why you wouldn’t want to go down on him, even if he has showered.

Does he go down on you? If the answer is No then I don’t blame you 😂

It’s called ‘fair exchange’ for a reason 😉

Well, I answered YANBU because I initially presumed showered to mean “not washed in 48+ hours”.

However, if he’d had a thorough sink wash of that area (testicles, groin, foreskin) but not a full body shower, then it wouldn’t be off the cards. I’m thinking if we were on the boat or similar when he can’t have a shower per se.

Hell no. I wouldn’t even have sex with my partner if he or she has not had a bath in 2 days.

Bravo

Of course not.
is he hassling you to do this?

Gross 🤢

Gross only on the day of showering will do. Same goes both ways.

@Topgub then he doesn't get daily bjs

I wouldn’t have any sex at all with a man who didn’t wash

Just No.

So has this settled the argument?

I wouldn’t give any man a blow job since I’m gay, but I won’t go down on anyone unless they’ve recently showered, when I say recently I mean within a few hours.

Stale piss, delicious! Say 4% of voters

This has literally made me giggle all afternoon...😂

tbf, circumcised cocks don't suffer from the pissiness/smegma problem after a day or two of unwashedness so maybe some of the 4 percenters are lucky in that regard.

Eww no!

I think the 4% live under bridges, so no ensuite facilities. 😂

I wouldn't give a man a blowjob because I'm gay (although to all the eccentric billionaires out there I probably have my price, make me an offer).

I also wouldn't do anything sexual to a woman who hadn't washed for a couple of days. Poor hygiene is hardly a turn on. That said I might make an exception for Morena Baccarin.

Not in a millon years. Yuck! I've been married more than 30 years and if we want to play we have a shower before.