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Settle an argument…(sex related)

148 replies

CrochetCrochet · 30/04/2022 09:55

Please settle an argument DP and I are having.

Would you give a man a blow job who hadn’t had a shower for 2 days?

YABU - yes, of course I would!
YANBU - no chance!

OP posts:
NRRK28 · 30/04/2022 13:15

No if he is not washing his dick. My husband always shower first before we had sex.

Topgub · 30/04/2022 13:16

wejammin · 30/04/2022 13:10

I voted YABU and I'm a woman.

DH does shower most days as do I, but there have definitely been times when he or I haven't and oral has still happened, camping for example. I wouldn't think to check when he'd last showered in the middle of a session - when it's on, it's on!

He's never smelled bad or been grubby, that I've noticed.

Yeah I cant imagine being in the middle of getting it on then saying, hang on, actually I dont want a shag. You weren't in the shower 5 min ago, ill pass.

Jemimapuddleduk · 30/04/2022 13:17

No way. I wouldn’t unless it had just been freshly washed.

roarfeckingroarr · 30/04/2022 13:17

Disgusting.

BlindGirlMcSqueaky · 30/04/2022 13:18

Maybe at a festival after a good wipe down with a baby wipe.

Mummyoflittledragon · 30/04/2022 13:21

Stravaig · 30/04/2022 13:09

Tell DP to demonstrate on the unwashed dick of his choice.

😂😂😂

Treesandsheepeverywhere · 30/04/2022 13:22

Why hasn't he showered for two days, is he in bed ill?

Oysterbabe · 30/04/2022 13:23

🤮

Mummyoflittledragon · 30/04/2022 13:24

Schmz · 30/04/2022 11:13

Think about how many times that Willy has been dangled down the toilet over the course of 2 days !!! Not appetising !

Oh god. 🤢

ickky · 30/04/2022 13:40

This is clearly a case for A Penis Beaker if ever I heard one.

MarieIVanArkleStinks · 30/04/2022 13:46

W. T. ever-loving F?

PrawnofthePatriarchy · 30/04/2022 13:49

Depends entirely on the man.

BadNomad · 30/04/2022 13:54

The longer, the better.🧀

HTH1 · 30/04/2022 13:55

Nope, but then I wouldn’t anyway regardless of last shower time.

Loudhousefun · 30/04/2022 13:56

This post needs to come with a warning not to read if just eaten lunch or about to 😀

ShandaLear · 30/04/2022 14:07

I’m assuming he’s double jointed and has a cock the length of a mutant cucumber, because that’s the only way he’s going to get a mouth near that festering phallus.

housemaus · 30/04/2022 14:09

In theory I'd rather not, but I've never once thought about when DH has last showered before we have sex. I've never gone - "excuse me, did you shower in the last hour?" and nor has he.

OMG12 · 30/04/2022 14:10

Eh? You don’t need to shower every day though, in fact it’s better for both skin and the environment not to.

Tbh I have no idea when my DH last showered, none of my business really unless he smells!

housemaus · 30/04/2022 14:11

I did have an ex who MUCH preferred that so these men definitely exist... 😏

Roundandroundandroundwego · 30/04/2022 14:11

No and he sounds like a prick. I don't like to give BJ and my DH respects that he only ever asked once at the beginning and never asked again.

Emmelina · 30/04/2022 14:13

Stale piss, delicious! Say 4% of voters Envy

ImplementingTheDennisSystem · 30/04/2022 14:15

Not a chance in hell

pentagone · 30/04/2022 14:21

Asterales · 30/04/2022 10:02

Not a chance. Although the 2 days without a shower thing isn't your main problem if he's actually arguing the point with you over this.

This.

TonyBlairsLover · 30/04/2022 14:28

If it was Tony Blair or Nicolas Sarkozy then yeh I would

jytdtysrht · 30/04/2022 14:33

My dh says that the majority of time, if sitting on toilet to shit, cock does not touch porcelain of toilet. I would not get stressed about the cock being freshly showered. But that is really irrelevant - if you require the cock to be showered, he needs to shower it.