Settle an argument…(sex related)

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Please settle an argument DP and I are having.

Would you give a man a blow job who hadn’t had a shower for 2 days?

YABU - yes, of course I would!
YANBU - no chance!

Nope but I sure as hell police what is washed or not before it goes in my mouth lol

Agreed. Unless the women have some sort of filth fetish. 🤮

I like grubby sex, and it certainly wouldn't worry me at all if my DW hadn't showered / bathed recently. Squeaky clean is less sexy, for me. And having sucked the occasional cock in my debauched youth, don't think that would bother me either.

So I voted YABU on the grounds that it's a personal preference thing.

@Bristlenose

I'm guessing the 4% who voted YABU who apparently would suck a two day unwashed smelly pissy cock are actually men who are trying to make out to women that it's an ok thing to do (so they don't have to bother washing every day!) 🤢
Agreed. Unless the women have some sort of filth fetish. 🤮

Exactly 😂 like we're all here saying "yes please give me a smelly rancid cock" 🤢😂

No but I imagine people “police” what they put in their own mouth, if you want to chow down on sweaty smegma and a pissy penis then go
for it, but it’s a hell fucking no from me.

Shot some fairy liquid in your gob first (or dettol 🤢)

Ee gods no !

I dont mind if they havent showered that day providing they are not really sweaty ( think someone that has a desk job and hasnt been to the gym ) but they must pits and bits before I will go near them .

I always think this in action movies, it's been at least 48 hours since that person has seen a toothbrush- no way you'd be kissing them with that much gusto.

Interesting first post.

No the dirty fucker.

Absolutely not.
Washed and squeaky clean before any oral..

I wondered how many posts in there would be the ‘showering every day is bad for you/the environment’ comment.

FFS, No!

Shower daily or don’t stand next to me, nevermind suggest putting your dick in my mouth.

Assuming its him that's wanting this (rather than him declining an offer because he hasn't showered and you insisting its fine) I think the bigger issue is why its turned into an argument. A 'no I dont want to' (for any reason) is fine and someone who tries to argue the other person into doing something they're not comfortable with, is coersion and not respectful

Nasty 🤢

The least you can do if you want oral sex is to practice good hygiene. Thats just good manners. As for the ridiculous comments about not washing being good for the environment- a quick shower takes no time at all and trust me- NOONE is gagging for sex with a partner who smells of body odour and dick cheese.

Oh good point @Blossomtoes! 😂 that makes more sense to my addled brain!

Wtaf

No
What man would ever ask for or want a blow job who hadn't wasved for 2 days
My husband has a shower immediately before a blow job
I wouldn't even ever be expected to give a blow job if he hadn't literally just gotten out a shower
He wouldn't let me do it even say half way through the day after he had showered
He is always clean as a whistle

Hell no

I thought sex was referred to as dessert, not the cheese course 🤢

Eww no that's gross! No chance.

Tell the dirty minger to get in the shower and you'll think about it.

I bet tons of people who haven't showered have stood next to you and you've been none the wiser.

Its not disguasting per se, its actually much healthier not to wash your skin every day.

Tell DP to demonstrate on the unwashed dick of his choice.

I voted YABU and I'm a woman.

DH does shower most days as do I, but there have definitely been times when he or I haven't and oral has still happened, camping for example. I wouldn't think to check when he'd last showered in the middle of a session - when it's on, it's on!

He's never smelled bad or been grubby, that I've noticed.

Good point.