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Settle an argument…(sex related)

148 replies

CrochetCrochet · 30/04/2022 09:55

Please settle an argument DP and I are having.

Would you give a man a blow job who hadn’t had a shower for 2 days?

YABU - yes, of course I would!
YANBU - no chance!

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veronicagoldberg · 30/04/2022 11:14

Absolutely not. Even if he was circumcised (I only have sex with circumcised men)

veronicagoldberg · 30/04/2022 11:15

Travis1 · 30/04/2022 10:04

Do people actually police when their partner showers? 😵‍💫

Yes!

AskingforaBaskin · 30/04/2022 11:18

This is so gross. Mine and DH kid friendly code for sex that night is informing the other that we are showering or asking if they are going to shower 🤣

Swayingpalmtrees · 30/04/2022 11:30

God no!!!
Why would he even need to ask???

😱

TopCatsTopHat · 30/04/2022 11:31

ShirleyJackson · 30/04/2022 10:15

There’s an ad for a fish chowder recipe on this thread.

😷

😂😂😂🤢🤢🤢

It's meant to be a mutual sexual thrill /turn on... Not a washing facility.
If he's arguing the toss on this, he's missing the point that the pleasure is either mutual or its a chore for you /service he's expecting. A happy sex life is fun for both. Picking holes in someone's boundaries is not conducive to that no matter how different to your boundaries they are.

Notanotherwindow · 30/04/2022 11:32

Not a chance in hell would an unwashed dick be coming anywhere near me, let alone in my mouth.

runnerblade95 · 30/04/2022 11:33

LidlMissSunshine · 30/04/2022 11:13

Would he go down on vag that hadn’t been washed for two days??

Exactly! 😂

Blossomtoes · 30/04/2022 11:33

Showering daily isn't great for skin or the environment really

It’s never done my skin any harm. I doubt it’s affected my carbon footprint much either. I can’t imagine putting clean clothes on without a shower. 🤢

runnerblade95 · 30/04/2022 11:34

I am equally interested in the 5% that would 🤔

Show yourselves!! 😂

LemonDrizzleSlice · 30/04/2022 11:35

No way. Disgusting! 😝

viques · 30/04/2022 11:35

chubbachub · 30/04/2022 10:04

We need a like button

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We need a “please bleach my eyes button”

runnerblade95 · 30/04/2022 11:36

Blossomtoes · 30/04/2022 11:33

Showering daily isn't great for skin or the environment really

It’s never done my skin any harm. I doubt it’s affected my carbon footprint much either. I can’t imagine putting clean clothes on without a shower. 🤢

Jesus, if I didn’t shower every day, I would stink to high heaven and I assure you, that would do the environment much more harm! 😂

Bonniegirlie · 30/04/2022 11:38

Not a hope in hell. Mind you, I wouldn't be with anyone who didn't shower every day anyway. Yuck, yuck, yuck.

IncompleteSenten · 30/04/2022 11:39

4% of voters would suck a manky cock?
Jesus H.

Standards people. Standards!

Whenthegoatcomesin · 30/04/2022 11:40

Any man who even thinks it’s appropriate to argue over this with you is rancid, and not because he doesn’t wash.

AskingforaBaskin · 30/04/2022 11:41

runnerblade95 · 30/04/2022 11:36

Jesus, if I didn’t shower every day, I would stink to high heaven and I assure you, that would do the environment much more harm! 😂

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🤣🤣🤣 why do I keep drinking tea and reading these comments

DressingGownofDoom · 30/04/2022 11:43

runnerblade95 · 30/04/2022 11:34

I am equally interested in the 5% that would 🤔

Show yourselves!! 😂

Single men, reveal yourselves Grin

OrlandointheWilderness · 30/04/2022 11:44

veronicagoldberg · 30/04/2022 11:14

Absolutely not. Even if he was circumcised (I only have sex with circumcised men)

Out of interest, how on earth do you police this?! Do you ask them first or kick them out if it turns out they aren't circumcised?!? 😂

Thepossibility · 30/04/2022 11:44

Absolutely not. And it's not enough to just wash the cock because if my nose is going to be close to naked arse that better be clean too!

Blossomtoes · 30/04/2022 11:46

OrlandointheWilderness · 30/04/2022 11:44

Out of interest, how on earth do you police this?! Do you ask them first or kick them out if it turns out they aren't circumcised?!? 😂

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I expect it’s a religious thing.

alwaysontheloo · 30/04/2022 11:46

I'm guessing the 4% who voted YABU who apparently would suck a two day unwashed smelly pissy cock are actually men who are trying to make out to women that it's an ok thing to do (so they don't have to bother washing every day!) 🤢

runnerblade95 · 30/04/2022 11:47

@AskingforaBaskin 🤣🤣🤣 why do I keep drinking tea and reading these comments

😂😂😂

runnerblade95 · 30/04/2022 11:48

DressingGownofDoom · 30/04/2022 11:43

Single men, reveal yourselves Grin

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Hahaha 🤣🤣

LightSpeeds · 30/04/2022 11:52

🤮 He sounds like a dream...

AllThingsServeTheBeam · 30/04/2022 11:54

veronicagoldberg · 30/04/2022 11:14

Absolutely not. Even if he was circumcised (I only have sex with circumcised men)

Bet that's an interesting first date.....