Why did he have that in his bum?

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So tonight DD asked me when she was going to bed about something a boy in nursery had on his bum. She said he pulled his pants down and showed her a worm then starts showing me her mini saying she doesn't have a worm! I've tried to ask how this happened and not got a lot of sense from her (she's 3) I think it may of been in the toilet but she said there was no teacher there. AIBU to be thinking they shouldn't be going the toilet together without a teacher and slightly alarmed by this?

@LargeYorkshirePuddingAndGravy He takes great joy in loudly correcting any of us if we say vagina "it's your vulva, the vagina is inside and you can't see it"

The shining star of this thread! You all sound wonderful 😍

Vulva says that! Nooni here…. Or crabby with older girls.

Crabby?! WTAF? And why does their vulva have to chance names because they’ve got older? Does it change again when they become an adult?
Why do people over complicate things? Just call it by its name, like you do an arm and a leg.

Front bum is disgusting. I first heard ot when i was about 8 and another girl used it. I was genuinely confused thinking she actually had 2 bums and crapped out of both and had no vagina.

@Hugasauras

I've never heard mini so if a kid was telling me anything about their mini I wouldn't have a clue. That's why you teach them proper names.

Foofoo is the name of an old lady's Bichon Frise. Not a vulva. If you don't want to use the scrip names then front bum is better than one of those dreadful cutesy names. At least everyone would understand that.

HOWLING at the image of a very dignified old lady going to her GP with a question about her "Bichon Frise".