NC because this is outing Say you went to a sibling's wedding where the bride had handmade all the favours and they were various little felt animals. The bride gave you a cow, your OH a horse, and your <2 yo a pig. Would you be offended and conclude that she's calling you a cow, your hub an ass and your baby a pig? Then confront the bride during the wedding, and when B explains that she noticed that your baby seems to like animals and she thought a little farmyard would be a really sweet thing for your baby, and farmyards feature in a lot of baby things, pretend that you were only joking? Would you then act like you want nothing to do with the bride and groom after that? To add, that the B&G had also gifted you with jewellery and a baby-friendly experience voucher to thank you for helping out. [sad]