Why does it take men so long to take a dump?

[Justheretoaskaquestion91]

Went to run an errand. Came back and standing in the rain knocking on door as I didn’t take my key. DH messages me “sorry, on the loo”. Can hear the children crying and running amok. Have been standing here for 10 mins now, raging. If you need to shit, surely you just do it, wipe, flush, wash your hands?!?! Women never seem to take this long - it seems utterly self indulgent and drives me mad 🤬💩 (should be an angry poo emoji)

One of the reasons I don't miss male presence in my life (and especially in my flat).

I work in a school, and the male teachers cannot take 30/40 minute dumps because they have lessons to teach. Break time is 25 mins, lunch an hour but they eat at lunch. So I’m not buying this “Oh I slink off for 30 minutes at work”. Well I’m sure you do but not because you can’t be any quicker, but because you’re clearly a piss taker

@DillonPanthersTexas

Why don't you just ask some men? Their answers may surprise you.

FGS, I am a man, I don't take some weird sexual pleasure everytime I take a dump. Pretty sure most of my male friends and associates don't either. It's just a normal body function. Let's just think this through, if taking a shit is a sexually arousing experience (some men even orgasm according to a few on here), don't you think that trying to pee (as most people do when defecating) while sitting down on the toilet while sporting an erection is going to be a bit difficult or messy?

This thread is like listening to a bunch of young virgin teenage boys try to describe what sex is like.

I have no personal interest in it being true, I was talking about my own conversations with men, and sharing an idea that surprised me, but at the same time made sense. It it is not true it will make no difference at all for me. It is a fact men feel more pleasure that women through anal sex as they get a G-spot stimulated, one that women do not have. So it makes sense to think some of them may feel pleasure when faeces rub through their prostate. Some have confirmed it is true, for some others it may not be. No point getting all antsy about it. Feeling pleasure through pooing should be a bonus, I wish I did!

Gosh I must be a man according to this thread!

It is a fact men feel more pleasure that women through anal sex as they get a G-spot stimulated, one that women do not have. So it makes sense to think some of them may feel pleasure when faeces rub through their prostate.

Again you are conflating deliberate stimulation via a sexual act with a basic bodily function. By your logic some women are in a perpetual state of arousal when they wear a bra and knickers because said garments press against their erogenous zones or they get a thrill while inserting a tampon.