Locked Parking Thread - The Actual End

[BlueEyesWhiteDragon]

This has been a wild ride made substantially more entertaining by DBs shenanigans but the end is in sight.

Hopefully by 8.35 the car will be free. I will be downing something alcoholic and next time the straw comes I'll make him bring it in by hand one bale at a time WITHOUT unlocking the gate!

I'm going to go for dignified and just let him out and convince myself that him moving it at all makes this a draw my victory. He no doubt will do the same and we'll both potter off happily into the sunset hopefully never to meet again!

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* Edited by MNHQ to add *

Previous threads all here:

To lock the jackass in (parking thread)
Locked parking thread 2
Locked Parking Thread 3(!!!))
Locked parking thread 4 - The End
Locked Parking Thread 5 - The Actual End

Glad it is over and he just showed himself to be the twat we knew he was. We also have some new terms to show we are long term MNETTERS. Adds Montrose Farmers Market and Ranger tosser under Penis beaker, Mexican House thief and Korean lady.

Aren't you friends with some of her friends? I think you need to ask them to pass on what actually happened and/or send them links to all 5 threads!

How has he won? He's made an absolute TIT of himself and he doesn't even know it cos his brain can't comprehend that he's actually not the centre of everyone's world. He's to be pitied really. He's probably not liked in his circle.
Deep breath now op and don't give him any more of your energy. Unfortunately for her, that's his poor wife's job.
You have actually remained classy throughout. His actions speak volumes, so do yours.x

@Fernando072020

I do think he'll be seething though that you got one up on him multiple times. He's likely acting like he doesn't give a toss but deep down, he'll be really bothered that you gave as good as you got.

This is true, he wasn’t able to ‘charm’ you.

What a self entitled dickhead. Hope you told her the truth Op.

FWIW, I reckon he won't park there again, so you have won in the long run!

No, he dropped his DP off and left her drive away in the ranger. Didn’t even wait to see if it started before buggering off.

@greenalltheway

Wow so many of us posted at the exact same time, so many cross posts. Ive never seen this much collective anger in a thread!

He's earned it though!

I don't think anyone could quite believe the levels of Cheekyfuckery this man has achieved. We're in awe at his ability to be a complete and utter tit.

If they had a Cockwomble competition in the Olympics he'd be collecting gold right now.

And I don't usually swear.

Prawn dick deserves manure chucked over his house

To whoever asked: It's kind of as simple as it seems! 4 tree surgeons rented some land off me to chop wood for firewood, an islet no less, one track in/out.

Didn't pay their rent for 2 months and kept fobbing me off with all kinds of bollocks, then one of them went to prison so it ended up being 6 months.

Then they turned up all cheerful and I let them cut wood for a day bit explained I'd be having the full 6 months rent as soon as they got back from The Island. They thought I was joking maybe? I was not

Before they left I collared the one who had been in prison, made him play chess with DS for several hours, had some wine, and when the other 3 got back and realised I had chained the gate and was 100% serious about not releasing my prisoner (because he had lost several chess games) or letting them in to get their gear back, they suddenly manifested all the money they owed me!

All in good fun and all that...

I genuinely can't remember what I ranted at her. It was just a wave of ... well anger and I'd be gobsmacked if I made any sense. I think there was a lot of piss take and 5 minutes in there. I definitely said pathetic loser.

Send his wife a link to thread 1 here

Cripes! When I went out thread 3 had just closed.

Log on now and thread 4 is just about to close!!!!!

I'm glad he's gone. No matter, OP. You inconvenienced him. Job done.

Op. Good luck to you, you've kept everyone totally transfixed. Hats off for a highly entertaining thread

Think you win the passive aggressive feigned tinkly laugh posting award 🥇 🥇

You definitely need to get one of your mutual friends to pass these threads to his DW/DP.

Don’t delete his number either, something tells me he may be back again and at least if you have his number you can text him immediately to tell him his precious car is being towed the same day.

@MyOtherProfile

He drove the abandoned car off didn't he? I assumed that and then his wife drove the car they came in.

No he didn't even get out of car. He kindly threw his wife out of car to collect the ranger

I don't know why everyone is saying "Poor DP". She was in on it. Thought it had broken down yet showed no surprise when it started straight up?

Please.

We don't know the dynamics of their relationship, but I'm guessing she's probably used to him telling her something and then expecting to find it not to be true. We all know regular liars whom there's no point challenging, because they just come out with ten more lies every time. He really doesn't sound like the kind of man to treat his DP/DW respectfully and as an equal for her to be 'in on it'.

@BlueEyesWhiteDragon

I genuinely can't remember what I ranted at her. It was just a wave of ... well anger and I'd be gobsmacked if I made any sense. I think there was a lot of piss take and 5 minutes in there. I definitely said pathetic loser.

Good for you, OP.

Im the crazy one.

No really truly you’re not.

He is a fucking prick. Sending his wife to get his car and being so so rude to you.

He’s also a sexist bastard - he clearly doesn’t respect women and treats his wife as badly and dismissively as he treated you.

If it weren’t for breaking into your privacy, I really wish a rag like the Daily Mail would pick this up and name and shame.

But you have won because you’re a decent human being. He’s a total arse.

Don’t bother with his DP she’s clearly in on it ffs they’re both entitled twats

@Hugoslavia

Hang on. This ending makes no sense. Surely the kids would have told the mum that the car was locked in as they couldn't find parking? And hence why they had to cycle home. So she can't actually have believed that it had broken down! And even less so after getting into it and driving it away.

Perhaps they're his children, but not hers too? She might not have seen them over the weekend

What an absolute cunt.

I pity his DP.

At least you're free of him now OP. You don't need to have anything more to do with him. You and your DB have been bloody awesome!

The kids will have told her he parked there and you told him not to. The wife is part of the problem.
I hope OP you do t feel beaten by a Limp Willy like him - you've undoubtedly inconvenienced him and he's hid behind his wife - big jessy that he is.

I would send him one last message saying how rude he had been and remind him that if he parks there again you will arrange for it to be towed and you will not contact him about where it will be taken.

It's gone, deep breath, you kept us entertained.
Some people are just dicks & he was one of them.