Locked Parking Thread - The Actual End

[BlueEyesWhiteDragon]

This has been a wild ride made substantially more entertaining by DBs shenanigans but the end is in sight.

Hopefully by 8.35 the car will be free. I will be downing something alcoholic and next time the straw comes I'll make him bring it in by hand one bale at a time WITHOUT unlocking the gate!

I'm going to go for dignified and just let him out and convince myself that him moving it at all makes this a draw my victory. He no doubt will do the same and we'll both potter off happily into the sunset hopefully never to meet again!

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* Edited by MNHQ to add *

Previous threads all here:

To lock the jackass in (parking thread)
Locked parking thread 2
Locked Parking Thread 3(!!!))
Locked parking thread 4 - The End
Locked Parking Thread 5 - The Actual End

We have a winner. That guy is the ultimate CF. Well, except perhaps for the Mexican house thief.

Not entirely surprised @BlueEyesWhiteDragon
He was clearly a nobhead of the highest order, and far too cowardly to actually speak to you. Let's face it - he didn't have the guts to ring your doorbell on the first day, sent his girlfriend to ring your doorbell tonight, and daren't even speak to you.

Must be a pretty limited life to be that cowardly. Take solace in the fact that he has live with his own gutlessness

The real loser here is his DP - she has to live with the self-absorbed cowardly wankstain

And the DP sounded reasonable and nice?!

But was told he broke down… because if she knew the REAL reason he kept the damn kids out ALL day on Saturday she’d kill him!!!

Please send her the links to these threads on FB. Please! 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Send the DP to the Relationships board, I've got some advice for her

Thank you, OP, I know it's been a prize PITA for you but I will be writing to the Queen to let her know you deserve a Won Mumsnet BE or whatever it is she hands out

Tell DB I'll see him Saturday, bright and early

Glad it's over. Hope life returns to normal.

Today 21:41 CaptainThe95thRifles

Imagine a Ford fucking Ranger being your priife and joy. I mean, he really has nothing in his pathetic little life, does he? It's a pissy little toy truck!

This 👆

Pleased its gone for you OP what a knob he is!!...(off for a nosy on the parked caravan thread) 😁

@BlueEyesWhiteDragon did you actually tell her it hadn't broken down and he is just an abusive manipulative prat?

Well, isn't he a pathetic yellow bellied coward.

Don't worry, these posts will make the press and he'll get his just deserves. Footballer will ditch him/his services too!!

Disappointing ending.

What an absolute twat.

You should have replied to his message to say 'sorry, I told you I wouldn't be here if you were late. I'll be back in about an hour'.

And left him for that length of time.

Unbelievable. That poor, poor woman. If that's how he treats his 'pride and joy', you can imagine how he treats her Did they drag the kids out with them or did they leave them at home alone?

How will he explain how he managed to start the engine of a 'broken down' car that had been left standing for several days and just drive it straight away? Or will he even bother, as she's only a woman anyway?

His poor wife, she can have my first ever LTB. I suspect she knows exactly what he's like.

I think you should follow up on your FB post, telling the truth, in case he tries to tell others his car broke down.

Try to sleep well, OP x

@Dobbyafreeelf, you're wrong on all counts: Clarkson wouldn't consider a Ranger his pride and joy (by a long chalk), he did take up cycling a while back and he probably wouldn't have been such a dick about it either.

He is a LOSER. Not an alpha male - he is a wannabe. Sent his DP as his dick was too small to apologise. Real men stand up to be counted - he is a lying useless prick.

You are well rid OP.

Un-bloody-believable!!! What a cock womble. His poor DP. I don't even know what to say to that. You kept it together better than I would have, OP.

Fuck. Ing. Hell. What a sad little piece of smegma he is.

His poor dp. Can we have a whip round for some counselling so she gets the self esteem to ltb?

I've updated DH who didn't think the car would be gone tonight.

His exact response was, "I hope his next shit's a rabid hedgehog who bites his arse on the way out."

What a tiny, tiny, pathetic excuse for a man.

OP you 100% did the right thing, you're free of his wankery now, you have a satisfying tale to tell at the next social you attend and you were dignified enough to not take out your frustrations on the sacrificial lamb he sent in his place.

We can all be pleased we aren't married to this pathetic waste of space.

Well, at least we have learnt that he is a cunt to everybody - even his own partner.

I feel so sorry for his wife/partner. She has to put up with him every day.

OP if she does come by with wine (and I do expect she will) , please tell her you're really confused now, as you must have misheard. Did she say it had broken down? Because that's not what happened...

Oh yes, and put a link to all of these threads on your local FB page and tag the CF.

Enjoy a lovely big bottle glass of wine and put your feet up.

@LarryTheLurker

I'll be amazed if he turns up tonight.

He is following this thread and is still getting infantile fun out of winding you up in revenge for you impounding his vehicle. He will have access to other transport.

Whatever you decide to do OP don't publicise it here.

You've missed an update!

Where is the caravan thread?

I hope that you corrected her that it hadn't broken down, that you told him it was private land and he fucked off regardless.