To think at 6.50 on CBBEES it is totally inappropriate to......

[lucyellensmum]

tantalise me with Will Self (is that his name?) laying on the bed with those bloody tight jeans on.

Honestly, it really is TOO much - my hormones are on a rampage

I want Sarah Cracknell of Saint Etienne to do a bedtime story. She's a mum!

I love Will Self. He'd do a great version of Clever Polly and th Stupid Wolf.

i did enjoy Guy of Gisborne the other day. And him from Spooks.

was wondering why either Will was supposed to have a lilting welsh accent

all these Wills, it's so confusing...

lol @ burglar

who's welsh? Mellor?

will mellor is from stockport.my dh walked past him a few weeks ago (in the stockport are) nodded his head and said "jambo" and carried on walking.it was only when he got home he realised what an idiot he probably seemed. pmsl

self's a lahndahner, though, innee. A dirty southerner

Very Much So.

Are you sure it wasn't David Mellor?

there's always one, isn't there, who just goes Too Far?

Seeker, I could never find anyone with that wet liver lip thing attractive.

OR, for future ref, that cat's-anus-mouth thing (cf. Sir Paul McCartney)

Now you are talking. I like David Mellor. I have it on good authority that he is amazingly witty and very very good company. So much better to have resigned from government for a sex scandal than to have resigned for accepting cash for questions. I think he is another to fancy from behind.

swedes

That makes my Vorderman obsession pale into insignificance!!

I think I might need to go on a 12 steps programme for deviant attraction syndrome.
UQD - You might need to come with me.

i saw a book by Will Self, it actually looked half decent, but this convo stopped me from buying it as i think i would have imagined the main character as Will Mellor and confused myself all over again.

The book was called the book of Dave (my dps name to add to the confusion) would it have been worth the effort?