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To think at 6.50 on CBBEES it is totally inappropriate to......

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lucyellensmum · 27/11/2007 19:03

tantalise me with Will Self (is that his name?) laying on the bed with those bloody tight jeans on.

Honestly, it really is TOO much - my hormones are on a rampage

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HairyIrene · 27/11/2007 20:14

lol onebatmother

oh no not clahrm! how could he!!!

used to see him around stockwell now and then
fairly tasty i agree and am dysfunctional and female, you are right

onebatmother · 27/11/2007 20:15
HairyIrene · 27/11/2007 20:44

i saw him once with agent or some such on the slambeth road failing to hail a cab..

had snigger
i like his bad boy ways...
i like pyschogeography column too, if i get it..sort of hunter s-ish

lulu25 · 27/11/2007 20:47

i saw him in nine elms sainsbury's wearing a deerstalker. he looked menacing.

onebatmother · 27/11/2007 21:07

and your point is..? you must commit, lulu, or leave the game.

onebatmother · 27/11/2007 21:09

Though slightly at deerstalker.

pointydog · 27/11/2007 21:28

ah yes, will self is one pretentious nob that I am inexplicably drawn to.

onebatmother · 27/11/2007 21:39

THAT'S what I mean by weird feeling in pants!

HairyIrene · 28/11/2007 00:09

thats the only attire to wear at nine elms sainsburys....

HairyIrene · 28/11/2007 00:13

and
so do we know if it is will self on cbeebies?
will book my self in to view if it is

harhar

WendyWeber · 28/11/2007 00:16

I fancy Will Self

(He is funny)

mrsruffallo · 28/11/2007 00:26

I cannot imagine Will Self on Cbeebies. Must be another will.

HairyIrene · 28/11/2007 00:28

yes wendy humour is good seducer

in the light of the chris from doodledooo thread am wondering what he would think of a hairyirene as an internet admirer....!

onebatmother · 28/11/2007 00:58

this stalking is making MN a hull on earth for me.

JARM · 28/11/2007 01:34

It was Will Mellor (ex hollyoaks)

He looked lush i will admit

Not good for a 40+ week pregnant woman to see so early in the evening!

lucyellensmum · 28/11/2007 09:16

oh dear, i have let myself down, instead of being attracted to someone who is clearly intellectual and bad, i am attracted to someone who is probably of average intelligence and a bit chavvy!

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HairyIrene · 28/11/2007 10:50

oh batmother lol lol...
hull on earth i love it!

will be infringing your copyright and use that in rl...

VictorianSqualor · 28/11/2007 11:06

The dude from spooks does it too and the guy that was in Holby a while ago, can't remember either names though. It really isn't fair.

mrsruffallo · 28/11/2007 11:20

Phillip Glenister looked rather dashing doing it.

mrsruffallo · 28/11/2007 11:21

onebatmother, are you suggesting I am stalking?
Let's get the hull thing out in the open.

lucyellensmum · 28/11/2007 11:40

just a reminder girls, 6.50 tonight, will MELLOR laying on the bed, tight jeans, bedtime story - its better than a diet coke break!!!!

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Lazarou · 28/11/2007 11:41

I prefer Will Self, but Will Mellor would do. Not sure where he lives though.....

onebatmother · 28/11/2007 12:11

noooo! forgot my wink mrsr, before you raise merry hull!

onebatmother · 28/11/2007 12:16

and hairy I have to bow to mrsr's 'a living hull' (on hull thread)

EricL · 28/11/2007 12:20

I trust you mean Mellor and not Self - the ugly, lisping journo who got caught jacking up in the PM's plane toilets?

I know some girls like a wrong-un - but...............