To think at 6.50 on CBBEES it is totally inappropriate to......

[lucyellensmum]

tantalise me with Will Self (is that his name?) laying on the bed with those bloody tight jeans on.

Honestly, it really is TOO much - my hormones are on a rampage

I think I only fancy him from behind now.

I don't think anyon ewould call him bonny

LOL Self from behind Swedes!
Note to Self must do self from behind.

WitchandChips, lol Lawrentian Will Mellor!!

That picture is unbearably cruel.
He doesn't look quite so .. crackwhoreish.. in real life.

He's got an 'interesting' complexion but it adds textural detail rather than being a dealbreaker.

main thing is smart intelligent eyes, diabolical brows, thrusting broken nose, slight Georgette Heyer sneer.

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drawl at you

he would do rude words very well imo

Oh.. god.

sorry lucyellensmum but lol
your mix up!

I can't decide what is the most preposterous idea: Will Self on CBeebies or Will Self as object of desire.

lol at this thread

the one blardy night in about five years we weren't watching sodding bedtime hour -so I didn't see it!!

AAAaaaarrrrggggghhhh

I'm confused - it was Will Mellor wasn't it? Will Self is BLURRRGGGHHHHHH

Will Self is an acquired taste.

i like what you said about his complexion, onebatmother

And he would be incredibly dirty.

so distracted by mind pic of Will Self over dustbins doggy-style that have only just realized who will mellor is!! is doolde doo no?


Now I'm torn between two lovers, feeling like a fool.
Loving both of tehm, is breaking all the rules.

Oh oh oh torne btween two lovers.. etc.

You see bizarrely I quite like Self in that picture - then again I fancy the arse off Howard Marks as well..........

howard marks is lost child of self and mellor!
porridge skin AND welsh!
good call wisteria,

glad i can stop racking my brains wondering why everyone loves Will Self so much now! god he annoys me.

Is Mellor Welsh then? I didn't know that, where was he when I was young free and single in Cardiff then ??

I know where Howard Marks was......in an American prison , bless him!

Oh bollocks I've ballsed itall up. Thought MELLOR was CORCORAN, presenter of Doodle Doo and vairy much appreciated in the Bat Cave.

hence welsh stuff and torn between two lovers.

lol burglar!

Will Mellor - no thanks. His face is suggestive of a love of Riverdance (and I would want to check for hairy feet and whether he eats a lot of mushrroms). We just would not get on.

wot! pointy??
not even his dear ol ma?

strong stuff!

oooh errr..he'd like that then wouldnt he!

i cant beleive the mix ups here lol

...wibble wibble....

aaanyways. Are Will Self's teeth so bad?

onebatmother, you got it baaad