@Wearywithteens
Oh ffs - this is not helpful to the Op. People don’t ‘explode’ if they don’t have sex. Young mothers have got so much going on, it’s no wonder sex is at the bottom of a long list. No co-incidence it’s mainly women who post these things. On MN, posters pride themselves at being at it like monkeys and see you as something broken and to be medicated. In real life (from my many years of talking to women about these things) it’s very normal what you’re going through. Your DH can have a wank - it won’t kill him.
'At it like monkeys'
You're right, there does seem to be a trend amongst
some mumsnetters to pride themselves at being desperately horny all the time, and yeah, some of them (not all) do imply that there's something wrong with you if you aren't the same as them.
Although I think once every 2 months is probably not going to be enough for some people, it's crazy to imply that if you don't do it every day (or at LEAST 4 or 5 times a week,) there's something wrong with you.
@Anordinarymum
I think you need to talk about both your needs here, but from the way you worded your post a little kindness would not go amiss”
Because God forbid Mr Snappy-short-temper can’t get his end away...’a little kindness’...fucking hell - funny how this only works one way - the responsibility for ‘kindness’ ALWAYS resides with women, never the men!
And in this case it means being penetrated by an irritable man when you have got enough on your plate already and sex is the last thing in your mind... how about he shows a bit of kindness and patience in his marriage? Too much of a fucking stretch for the brain that one eh? 
Hmmm, yeah, you do sound a bit angry (as a few posters have said,) but quite justified IMO. You do have a point.
And if I see this fucking irksome bastard mantra - BE KIND - repeated ONE MORE TIME, I swear that I will lose my shit! 
ESPECIALLY - as you say - it's ALWAYS aimed at women!